Thursday, December 9, 2010

Friday Flash 55.....

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"The Behemoth will return to Earth on...
The 19th day of the month Kislev, in the year 5710.
He will charm the minions into obediance.
He will devour all the food in their larders.
He will then emit a foul wind destroying all living things."
And So It Is Written....
(Translated Date..December 10, 1949)
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If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man!!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!!
So from the Oldest host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!

73 comments:

moondustwriter said...

It's a great day for 55's Happy Birthday Galen

Titanium said...

Go Leslie! It's your birthday, G-Man? How'd I miss that?

Mine is here.

Brian Miller said...

kinda glad i wont be around when that happens...nice 55 g!

i am up...

moondustwriter said...

Funny that the date of the translation coincided with your B-Day - HMMM

Oh yes yahtzee! - does that mean I get to pop the champagne for all of us to celebrate

Happiest to you G

KB said...

Woohoo! Happy Birthday G. We love ya sweetie. I wrote a 55 in your honour today x

sheila said...

Oldest host from coast to coast, lol. You are nOTTTTTTTTTTTT. ha ha.

Mine isn't as creative. booo. And I didn't catch the birthday thing...but apparently...HAPPY BIRTHDAY! lol

Mine's here

clean and crazy said...

happy birthday!! i forgot!! oh you wrote about me tonight, who told you i was eating fresh brocolli and emitting strong odors!!

Thom said...

Is that like farting? LOL. Hau'oli la Hanau Galan. Hope you have a great birthday. Mine is up HERE

Monkey Man said...

The behemouth lives in my house and sleeps at the fot of my bed with his foul eminations. Guessing it was an early arrival.

My 55 is HERE .

Jingle said...

Happy Birthday...

remarkable 55.
what a milestone,
another year,
Glad it falls perfectly on Friday and fits a 55 story.

mine is up.

Jingle said...

Here come formal links: A 55 ENTRY,
A BIRTHDAY POST 4 U AND FEW OTHERS, ENJOY, G-MAN...


Happy Birthday Wishes From Jingle To G-Man and More!



55 of Jingle

Millie said...

Certainly hope you have a happy birthday! Great 55. That devouring all the food sounds like Scarlet who growls to get everyone else away from the food.

My human has posted her 55 here. http://razzamadazzle.wordpress.com/2010/12/09/bob-feller/

Me said...

Your birthday?!? So glad I made it by so I could wish you a very happy day and a fabulous year.

xoxo
-Corrie

PS - I couldn't quit cold turkey! Of course I *had* to do a 55. Mine is HERE.

Jingle said...

Award/Treats 4 Poetic Friends of Jingle, Happy Thursday!

Wow, some award/treats for 55 friends of Jingle, including G-Man of course, ...I had headache in the morning, sorry that I could not stay online notifying all of you...

Stay Blessed,
Happy Friday!

Mama Zen said...

Birthday? It's your birthday? Have a good one, G-Man!

Mine will be up in the morning!

Alice Audrey said...

So.... cosmic fart? :)

Mine is here

Brian Miller said...

happy happy happy birthday
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happy (yeah there are 55 of them) birthday to you!

Serena said...

Oh, my, what an ominous prediction. I am speechless. Enjoy all your b-day stuff tomorrow!

Someone Is Special said...

Happy Birthday G-Man...

Here is my 55, this time two..

Nature

Birthday

--Someone is Special--

lime said...

LOL, only you, my friend! hilarious as ever. since my kids finally relinquished my computer I was finally able to post my own 55 in honor of you, our fearless leader.

have a kick ass birthday, my friend!

here it is

Janna said...

I wasn't born til 1970, so I know it can't be me.
Although I do emit a foul wind sometimes.

Heh.

Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)

rudy said...

Happy Birthday! Nice 55...

Mine is here.

Monkey Man said...

Happy B-Day, G-man.

Susan at Stony River said...

Wow, sounds like a prophecy about my husband...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!

Here's to a great weekend ahead---

Cloudia said...

Hauoli La Hanau! (That means happy birthday :)


Aloha from Waikiki

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kkrige said...

Happy Bday G! Hope you have a great day. I've got mine for you here.

Claudia said...

is it really your birthday...? wish you all the best galen and great to know you - you are special!

here's my 55

A Daft Scots Lass said...

I'm up!!

Dulce said...

Hopefully I won't be here by 5710!

Which part of the bible or any other sacred book is that? It scares me...
Great one... Great Man

Mine is up
Happy weekend.

Akelamalu said...

Happy birthday G!

What a prophecy!

Mine's up.

Dulce said...

Oh Sorry Didn't know it's your birthday

*HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to you
HAPPY BIRTHDAY dear Gallen....
HAPPY BIRTHDAY to youuuuuuuuuuuu*

(((ooooeeeeee...........CHAMPAGNE OPENING))

Belinda Munoz said...

Well, emit away on your birthday, G-man! Sending you positive vibes and a big virtual hug on this very special day!

Here's mine, which isn't really mine: http://thehalfwaypoint.net/2010/12/gifted/

Quilly said...

A little birdy told me that it is your birthday. No, wait! It was a big sh!t named Thom! Whoever, told me, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

55 Flash Fiction Friday ~ Busy!

HOOTIN' ANNI said...

Wondering just what I'll be when I come back from the dead in 3000 years.

Happy Birthday wishes from me too. And moondustwriter has champagne?!!!

Here is my 55

MorningAJ said...

Is your birthday the reason they have all these pretty lights out round here? ;)

I 55'd

gautami tripathy said...

Have a blast on your birthday! Happy Birthday!

who hid that story for us to find

Caroline Ross said...

That is great! He'll charm them into obedience, he'll eat all their food. And, then comes the punch line. Very funny!

Here's mine:
http://iseeyoulookingatme.wordpress.com/2010/12/10/chosen/

I hope you'll stop by.

5thsister said...

LOL...beware those foul winds!!!

Mine is HERE


In honor of your birthday I shall eat a bit of cake and savor a dish of ice cream. I'm cool like that.

Austin said...

I know a G, well not really, but sort of
If only through portraits and flash
Consistently reads when I write 55's
Comments are a hearty "Kick Ass"

Happy Birthday G-man!

"Race the Sunset" my 55 is here

Mona said...

Many Happy Returns of the day to Galen!

Happy Birthday to you!

the walking man said...

gotta love a good fart prophecy!

Jerry said...

55 on your 55? Really? Nostradamas
probably predicted that. Happy Birthday Galen. Is that your name?
Tell me the story behind that. That is a fabulous Name.

I'm up and off to work...

Jerry said...

Lime spilled it on your real age...I don't care. You will always be 55 to me.

Eaton Bennett said...

Dear Galen,

HAPPY, HAPPY BIRTHDAY
and many more to come! :))

That's some 55 this week. Enough to give me nightmares...

Lots of love G-daddy on your Birthday.

Oh yeah, my 55 is up.

Eaton

izzy said...

I like that he ate EVERYTHING in the larder! I need to do that with all our cold weather! Good one Thanks-
Mine: http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2010/12/friday-flash-fiction-55-121010.html

drybottomgirl said...

Happy Birthday gorgeous! Not sure I would want to smell that odor once it's released! Mine is up, have a great weekend!

TALON said...

Your 55 had me laughing out loud, Galen. My hubby's birthday was yesterday (which is why I'm late in posting my 55). I hope your day is as awesome as his was!

Happy Kick Ass Birthday!

My 55: miracle

hope said...

You are definitely an original. :)

Sorry, but my last blog post was all I could muster today. Maybe I'll have a 55 next week.

S said...

Happy Birthday, Gman! I hope your day is wonderful, my fellow sagittarian!

Eric Alder said...

You're all so very wonderful... now give me something to eat! (LOL!)

Another nifty five-fifty, G-Man!

Eric Alder said...

P.S. Mine's up! FIRST SNOW

Scott said...

geeze, I hope I am off that day!!

mine is here: www.sobernuggets.blogspot.com

hedgewitch said...

I won't mention your birthday--but I will say Sag's are the best. Beware being trapped in the larder with the foul wind of the behemoth--that happens here every Sunday before football and it can get scary.

Late to the party, but here's mine:
The Nightly News Zombie

Cooper said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

magiceye said...

Happy Birthday!

Overheard :)

Strummed Words said...

A birthday? Have a happy one.
My Friday Flash 55 is not about the holidays....

Primal Therapy

Kavita said...

hahahhaha... this was a super witty 55, G... I wonder exactly who wrote it though!! Your parents or the doc that had you delivered??? :)))

Wish you many many happy returns of the day, my dear Mr. G!!! Have a KICK-ASS weekend, and a SUPERB time!!! xoxoxo

Here is my 55 for this week.. I cried war though :(

RNSANE said...

I am so glad you made your debut on this earth, Galen! How would we have survived without your brilliant Flash 55 posts, among other things. It helps us get a great start to the weekends. Have a wonderful celebration.

Mine is at:
http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2010/12/flash-55-friday-facing-death-december.html

Sarah said...

Happy Birthday Darling.

HisFireFly said...

Happy birthday - and for you.. my 55 words ---

http://hisfirefly.blogspot.com/2010/12/sunrise-in-55.html

Stranger said...

Happy Birthday! Wow, glad I wasn't around when it happened - good thing it was written. :)

Here's my 55 about my long lost 65

Tina said...

Birthday, eh? Hope it's a good one. Thanks again for hosting. I am here.

Beach Bum said...

Drifted over from Lime's place. Happy birthday G-Man!

Scott said...

a birthday, eh? I musta missed that one! Happy Birthday G-Man!

Lulda Casadaga said...

Happy Birthday Grumpy..oh, I mean G-Man! What u can't stay up late to read my 55's...:D I promise to be nice to seniors today and get my 55up before 10pm eastern time!! I still luvs ya...

Jannie Funster said...

Seriously? Nostradamus? Confucius? Mark Twain?

I may get a 55 up for you ater all today. I hope!!

Check later.

xoxo

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

secret agent woman said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Donnetta Lee said...

And so writeth the Behemoth...

I sorta doubt I'll be around to see it!

Mine is up...d

Dianne said...

happy birthday!
HAKAWE, Galen,
Fab Di

mine is posted if not "up"

Jannie Funster said...

Hey, again G-Man!

I edited in a special new Blue Bunny photo for you in the post.

Now my life is complete!!

xoxo

Caty said...

Happy belated birthday!! Hope you had a great one.

kaykuala said...

Belated birthday wishes G, may all your dreams come your way as you had wished!

Jingle Poetry said...

Good Morning,

Hope that you have had a lovely birthday, G-man!

You are mentioned at

Sunday News Dispatch At Jingle Poetry

Come take a peek, welcome join us at potluck week 14, any old poems are fun, ignore if you are not ready.