Monday, October 11, 2010

TMI Tuesday...


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A Mr. Buster Kelly from the Shady Rest assisted living in Spokane Washington asks.... "Dear Mr. Knowitall, I'm the 'Youngster' of the 3rd floor at age 78, this morning while waiting in line for Breakfast, Roscoe 'Zoot-Suit' Baker pushes me aside and says ...'Stand clear Billboard, I notice you eyballin that Choice bit of Calico Margie. Go chase yourself'.. What did he just say to me? And could you Please help me out with some Roaring 20's lingo?
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Dear Buster...Of course I can!!
BILLBOARD...A flashy man or woman.
CHOICE BIT OF CALICO..A Hot chick.
GO CHASE YOURSELF..Get lost, Scram!
BEARCAT..A hot-blooded girl.
BELL BOTTOM..Sailor
BIG SIX..A strong man.(Named after the new 6-cyl engine)
BREEZER..Convertible
BRILLO..Someone who lives fast, and spends money freely.
BUTT ME..Give me a smoke.
BUTTON SHINING..Close Dancing
CAKE EATER..A ladies man.
CHARLIE..A man with a moustache. (Chaplan)
CORN SHREDDER..An awkward dancer.
DOG JOCK..A man who walks the dog.
FACE STRETCHER..An older woman trying to look young.
FATHER TIME..Any man older than 30!!
FIG LEAF..A one piece bathing suit.
FIRE ALARM..A divorced woman
FIRE EXTINGUISHER..A chaperone.
GOOFY..In love
HIGH HAT.. A snob.
JACK..Money
OLIVER TWIST..A good dancer
PANTHER PISS..Whiskey
PETTING PANTRY..A Movie theater.
PRISCILLA..A girl that prefers to stay home.
PRUNE PIT.. Anything that old fashioned
SHARPSHOOTER..A young man who spends alot and dresses well.
SHEBA..A woman with sex appeal.
SHEIK..A man with sex appeal.
STRUGGLE BUGGY..The backseat of a car.
TEN MINUTES..An exceptionally tough man.
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I hoped that helped you out some Buster...
Who likes getting dissed by a 95 year old?
Mr. Knowitall grows weary, so I bid you adieu...

15 comments:

Me said...

Awesome! I'm going to have to work some of these into my everyday conversation...they should never have been lost! :)

Me said...

And...yay for me! A Yahtzee!

Boy - it's getting harder to accomplish one of those...

Brian Miller said...

i cant wait to invent time machine so i can try this out. smiles.

Thom said...

Well I'll be damned. I'm a sheik :). WOOT. You are genius. It's know wonder everyone comes here for their questions. Say I want the Volt. I'm coming to you :)

Serena said...

Good grief, is it Tuesday already? Please tell me it's not a Tuesday in the 20s.:)

Caty said...

thanks for the lesson! I'm sure Buster will thank you too :) get some rest.

Dianne said...

Well, I never took you for a 20's expert, but I know you are a Haiku poet, by george!
hee hee, tomorrow I will have both feet on the ground.
Fab Di

Boonie S said...

What planet did you say you’re from?

All the best, Boonie

Shadow said...

very interesting. not sure i understood it though....

the walking man said...

Dear Mr. Kelly
You need not know his language to not get him to cut on front of you, simply break his hip. Then go dancing with his Calico.

Prayer Girl said...

I always loved "Button Shining" even though I had no idea it was called that. This is something important I needed to know before I passed from this life. :)

PG

Akelamalu said...

LOL I love Struggle Buggy and Button Shining! :)

lime said...

that was a fun lesson. i think button shining was my favorite of the bunch. :)

Mama Zen said...

This is really cool, G-Man!

Jannie Funster said...

Pretty cool expressions, never heard about 97% of them.

xo