Thursday, October 28, 2010

Friday Flash 55.....

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I thought we were friends.
But she was always teasing me with that oil-can.....
"Tiiiiiiiin-Maaaaaaaan......... Lube Time!!"
Then she would turn and run away, only to demurely glance over her shoulder,
and giggle as she disappeared.
Well I found out where little Dorothy lives.......er LIVED!
And.....Trick or Treat You Teasing BITCH!!!!

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55,
Please come tell The G-Man.
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!
So from the most ghoulish host from coast to coast...
Have a Safe and Kick Ass Week-End!!!!

78 comments:

Monkey Man said...

Well I'll be. Yahtzee?

KB said...

Yikes! You scared me half to death. Happy Halloween. Mine's up.

Brian Miller said...

hahahahahahaha you slay me G! that might be slightly worse than having a house fall on you. smiles.

yo i am up!

KB said...

Damn you Moneky Man, hehe, I thought I was first :)

Monkey Man said...

Great Halloween 55, G. I'm on the theme and my 55 is HERE .

Jannie Funster said...

Oh Oh poor Dorothy!

You wearing her shoes? :)

Mine's here.

xo

Jerry said...

What happened to sweet whiney little Dorothy? Well, Glinda, I'll try to find you instead...I know you are still pure in heart.
My 55 is up. Muahahahah.

Eric Alder said...

I'm in! Fall 55

(Maybe one of these days G-Man will get that Mr. Linky thing!)

PattiKen said...

Oh, no! Tin Man turns bad! The Wizard must have given him a defective heart.

I'm in here

Meri said...

Mine's up at http://meriak.blogspot.com/2010/10/55-flash-fiction-trying-to-hold-on.html.

C.M. Jackson said...

creepy and freaky--perfecto!happy friday and halloween g man! I'm up!

Me said...

G-man...THAT was brilliant! Hahahaha!!

My completely non-Halloween-related 55 is HERE.

Mama Zen said...

Only you, G-Man!

I'll be up in the morning!

Alice Audrey said...

Frustrated much?

Mine is here


If you come by tomorrow, remember to scroll down the page.

Titanium said...

Ghoulish!

Mine is here.

Millie said...

What a ghastly 55. Such a great Halloween tale. Visit my human for her ghost and goat story! It is here.

http://razzamadazzle.wordpress.com/2010/10/28/orb-55/

lime said...

how very gruesome! and here everyone has been scared of the witch and her flying monkeys!

i played along too

magiceye said...

tricked!

have the freedom to read what have posted here

magiceye said...

tricked!

have the freedom to read what have posted here

magiceye said...

tricked!

have the freedom to read what have posted here

Serena said...

LOL! Poor Dorothy. She should have surrendered when she had the chance.:)

Enchanted Oak said...

Okay. This is a new spin on that beloved story. I'm trying to wrap my mind around that gory photo, and then you tell me the Tin Man did it! Criminy. I thought he had a heart. So many people are already up and at 'em this evening. I will put on my thinking cap (borrowed from the Tin Man) and see what I can scare up.
You are so gruesome, Mr. G. I don't know what a nice girl like me is even doing on your blog.

moondustwriter said...

ok so that Wuz gory
and Toto what happened to him??

kicking of the weekend right G

mine is sedate compared to yours
well mine has the creepy factor

Have a gr8 weekend G
and thanks as always for hosting us

howls at the moon

Yvonne Osborne said...

Wherever did you get that gory picture? Is nothing sacred? You're so bad, I'm with E.O, I don't know what I'm doing here, why I can't stay away...
:)
My very UnHalloween 55 is up.

Happy Trick or Treating!

clean and crazy said...

oh my, what a wicked twisted little mind you have, i guess she can't go over the rainbow anymore, can she? i'm up!! great 55 where in the world did you find that picture!!

secret agent woman said...

Yikes.

Cloudia said...

Dark



very dark...



Aloha from Honolulu

Comfort Spiral

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Claudia said...

..sometimes you scare me...in 55 words...smiles

here's mine

Bimbimbie said...

Never trust a tin man...

I'm in for the first time here

She said...

Holy Cannoli! That is one gruesome 55!

This week I did a little pro bono advertisement for you, G-man... although after seeing your 55 tonight, I am not so sure your site is "for the good of the public" anymore...(smiles)

Trick or treat, everyone!

This one's for the G to the M to the A to the N

Bimbimbie said...

:( nope my link is wrong!!

Please could someone tell me how to do it right ... thanks

Enchanted Oak said...

I be up, Master G., at 1 a.m. Pacific Coast Time, at which time you will surely be asleep. Have a good weekend. Hugs and Kisses!
terrifying hair here

A Daft Scots Lass said...

Poor Bitch! That Dorothy was always a wee bit twisted.

Great 55 and Happy Halloween (even thought this assbags here don't celebrate).

Have an awesome weekend, G-Man.

TALON said...

Seems the wizard gave the Tin Man a murderous heart. Poor poor Dorothy...I'm not peering at the pic too closely because I'm very afraid of where Toto might be - lol!

Happy Halloween, G-Man!

Someone Is Special said...

Trick.. Nice 55..

Mine is I Miss U

--Someone Is Special--

Janna said...

OMG! :O

I... uh....

(!!!)

Thanks for another Friday 55... I think!
Mine's here. :)

Woulda stopped by sooner but I didn't get home til about 1:20 in the morning... and my post dropped automatically about four hours earlier. :)

Belinda Munoz said...

Oh dear. That qualifies as a trick; though I don't doubt there's a percentage of the population that would call this a treat.

Mine is here: http://thehalfwaypoint.net/2010/10/knowing/

anthonynorth said...

Under the nicey, nicey veneer ... it always lurks. Nice one.

You'll find mine here.

RNSANE said...

Yikes, this looks like a forensic case to me!!! Mine is at:
http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2010/10/flash-55-friday-things-that-go-bump-in.html

Dulce said...

ha ha
You are unuque, the best... I always say
Happy Halloween My friend
and all of the friends here in this great place

MIne is up

Happy H. to everyone!!!

Dulce

Connie T. said...

Great 55. I did it, I wrote one.
Happy Halloween.

Akelamalu said...

That'll teach her!! LOL

I'm up.

MorningAJ said...
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MorningAJ said...

Ignore the previous delete.... try again with my sensible typing fingers.......

Great 55! I always thought the Scarecrow was the creepy one!

I'm posted at my place

HOOTIN' ANNI said...

Mr Tin!!!! Gory...but I love it!!!!!

Artsy-Fartsy is my linked Friday post.

Have a TERRORific weekend!

Eric Alder said...

Gruesome stuff! Sorry about neglecting to comment on your 55 last time, G-Man. I was so jazzed about being ready to post my 55 that I totally forgot!

Scott said...

wow, now there's a mess to clean up!

Mine is here:

http://sobernuggets.blogspot.com/

forever lost said...

OH MAN! that picture made me want to scream! I honestly hate scary! those were a couple of my most fav characters...no prob, a couple sessions with the therapist and I will be fine for the weekend! LOL

mine is up too! (i got up at 5:30 am to work on it)
http://jennasboots.blogspot.com/2010/10/friday-55_29.html

Sh@s said...

Ooops...scary.
Wish you too Happy Halloween :)

Austin said...

That was great, and the pic is perfect! Well done.

Here is mine, "Peanuts Poem" 55.

5thsister said...

Love it!

I'm late but mine can be found
HERE

gautami tripathy said...

Ghoulishly good!

Here is mine:

a postcard

izzy said...

Very gory- you did super....
I slid quickly past the picture.

Jinksy said...

Witchery is HERE

Tracy said...

You are sick in a fun sort of way, LOL. Happy Halloween and have a super weekend!

hope said...

I will never look at Dorothy the same ever again. :)

Mine's up...Happy Halloween!

drybottomgirl said...

So much for the "magic slippers"! you rock! have a spoooktacular weekend. Mine is up.....

the walking man said...

*ahem* what if she stopped and lubed you dude what then?

Brian Miller said...

haha...wm!

JStar said...

GREAT 55 G-Man! And this is one of my ALL time favs! I tried to do a 55 today but my words ran over...I just had too much to say :)

Kerry O'Connor said...

Top marks for this Halloween thriller - the best I've seen so far.

Mona said...

The teasing Witch really!

Happy Halloween!

And yes. My 55ve is up here

Mona said...

here

snowelf said...

Look at the tin man going all Lizzie Borden and stuff!!
:)
Happy halloween G-Man!! :)

--snow

Vodka Logic said...

so that's what happened.. no Oz part II

I posted a Halloween 55 today

Nimue said...

Oh i enjoyed this !! missed your blog so much while i was busy .. so this week i decided to pen something even if it was a bit too simple :

Hopeless

Have a great weekend dear G-Man :)

Jessie said...

ooouuuu....you're an evil one!!!

lol

have a great weekend Galen!

warm smiles,

Dulce said...
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kkrige said...

AAAaahhhhhhh!
......
that's me, running screaming!
scare-ifically spectacular!

kkrige said...

oh, and I have one here too today
http://krigek.blogspot.com/2010/10/happy-halloween.html

Lulda Casadaga said...

Love it...now don't be swinging the ax over here I'm thinkin hard about my 55 and I will post today...promise! :)

joanny said...

G-man

little miss red shoes is right up your alley, have fun scaring her but remember what she did to the witches.... crushed one to death and the other well ....

HH.
Joanny I posted
"Seize the Night"

http://thedowsersdaughter.blogspot.com
I joined in been a rough week --- but hope you'll have a wonderful week end.

Donnetta Lee said...

Oh, Galen, that was SO SO bad!!

Okay. Mine is up. Better late than never. Sorry about skipping last week. Just too much going on with little Mama. D

Dianne said...

You found that picture, you twisted it further, you scared the lion out of me,
but I had the straw to think up a 55 HERE,
HAKAWE,
Fab Di

Quilly said...

Ack! I forgot Friday 55! Actually, I pretty much forgot Friday, but that's no excuse .... see you next week!

That Dorothy got just what she deserved. Where's her little dog, Toto?

Jen said...

Dibs on the red shoes!

steveroni said...

Been a wonderful ride, due greatly to YOUR wonderful penetrating humor and philosophy!
PEACE!
Steve E

Stranger said...

That'll teach that girl! What a fantastic story and creepy visual. I love it! Happy Halloween!