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The Chicks all Love him.
He's the Life of the Party!
He is One Fun-gi.........
He is One Fun-gi.........
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From his shape you can sure understand.
Why he is loved and so much in Demand...
He could end up in a Ballad..
An accompaniment to a Salad..
Or in the drawer of a Hot Wood Nymph's Nightstand!
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Hi Everybody...
I've been very busy as of late, and I apologize for not visiting as I would like to.
Please Don't take offense.
This week I didn't really have the time for anything other than a Haiku and a Limerick.
This post was done for the Fine Crew Over at One Stop Poetry. Every Wednesday, Please compose a short story, poetry, or prose of any subject matter, post it on your Blog, then go visit...Here!
Thanks for visiting....Peace!!!
39 comments:
Oh dear! I think some wood nymph is blushing... :)
You find new ways to amaze every week, g-man. I'm almost always smiling when I visit.
-C
Oooh...and it's my first Yahtzee in a while now. Yay! :)
Long live the wood nymphs!!! LOL
a hot wood nymphs nightstand...you slay me g-man! you are the fun-gi! nice one shot!
Good grief, no wonder my granny always told me to stay out of the woods.:-)
Dionysus got noting like dis!
and do come to da beach when you find the time, crazy guy :)
Aloha from Honolulu
Comfort Spiral
would the wood nymph need batteries or just sprinkle fairy dust on it for a special effect?
Oh, those naughty nymphs! You certainly crack me up with your creativity!
i just wanted to say you never cease to amaze me g...a soc major...nice.
this had me laughing! I loved the "fun-gi". Glad I stopped by :)
I guess the fungi IS happy to see you! (sorry, couldn't resist!)
Okay, this if taking fungi to a whole new level - lol!
Very clever word playing around there-fun-gi indeed. Always enjoy your work. Glad you stopped to share this week. Thanks. Gay (@beachanny)
Hey G! LOL "natural enhancement"
So that's why people forage in the woods. Love it G. Take care my friend.
Love it!
Hilarious :)
Now we know where the penis of the wood is, where is the wood of the penis at?
Excellent! That's a great combination to make one laugh. I like the wood nymph's nightstand reference.
Well said... that you did not have time but then you did a good job... I enjoyed it as I needed some time for freshening up from the deep thought that I was raking in by going to almost all the wonderful poets that have had posted on the blog... Thanks for lightening up...
ॐ नमः शिवाय
Om Namah Shivaya
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G-Man:
I wonder where do you find the time to research these oddities? I do not think I can look at a mushroom the same way anymore....or my man...
Cheers,
Joanny
Where did you find that?????? LOL
I am, quite literally, rolling on the floor laughing. And today I need to laugh a lot. Thanks. Nice one shot! Love and Light, Sender
Now what do I say to that?!
LOL!
ode to un-punctuated verses
that's funny.
OMG - my eyes almost dropped out of my head…lol..you rock…and i go and make some fun-gi salad now….
You spend too much time on the internet. Just what do you type into the search bar to find shit like this?
Mother Nature is a girl after my own heart.
I need a cigarette now.
G hi there its Jadey and I am back. Come check me out I have a new blog one entry on there so far but I am back. I have missed you all so much. Here is my new blog link and spread the word and come and visit me everyone please lol. Hugs to you G. www.willowbreezerocks.blogspot.com
your comment on my blog….danke…how nice you used a german word - made me smile - thanks!
heehee
So THAT'S why those nymphs never leave the woods! LOL!
Funny One Shot, G-Man!
I could use me a fun-gi right about now! Too funny...oh, by the way, I am out of town this weekend, so I will have my 55 up and running EARLY! ;)
Who ? Who but YOU would post such a thing like this? Nobody.
LOL
Please bring it in my salad... I'll try to... OMG
I felt embarrassment mushrooming all around me.
Wow G that pic is well its something lol. So I hope this makes you smile to see its under Jadey again. Hugs to you and thanks for visiting the new blog.
Nature porn! Who knew? Perhaps Pan is sleeping under those twigs and leaves?
if any woodland nymph was to take a perch..i dont think there would be "mushroom" left...LOL..sorry my friend look what you have started...thanks for the support of One Shot..cheers pete
This is, indeed, priceless. Now just how big is this mushroom?
lol that's flippin' hilarious G-Man!
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