Tuesday, September 21, 2010

One Shot Wednesday.....


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The Chicks all Love him.
He's the Life of the Party!
He is One Fun-gi.........
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From his shape you can sure understand.
Why he is loved and so much in Demand...
He could end up in a Ballad..
An accompaniment to a Salad..
Or in the drawer of a Hot Wood Nymph's Nightstand!
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Hi Everybody...
I've been very busy as of late, and I apologize for not visiting as I would like to.
Please Don't take offense.
This week I didn't really have the time for anything other than a Haiku and a Limerick.
This post was done for the Fine Crew Over at One Stop Poetry. Every Wednesday, Please compose a short story, poetry, or prose of any subject matter, post it on your Blog, then go visit...Here!
Thanks for visiting....Peace!!!

40 comments:

Me said...

Oh dear! I think some wood nymph is blushing... :)

You find new ways to amaze every week, g-man. I'm almost always smiling when I visit.
-C

Me said...

Oooh...and it's my first Yahtzee in a while now. Yay! :)

Thom said...

Long live the wood nymphs!!! LOL

Brian Miller said...

a hot wood nymphs nightstand...you slay me g-man! you are the fun-gi! nice one shot!

Serena said...

Good grief, no wonder my granny always told me to stay out of the woods.:-)

Cloudia said...

Dionysus got noting like dis!


and do come to da beach when you find the time, crazy guy :)


Aloha from Honolulu

Comfort Spiral

lime said...

would the wood nymph need batteries or just sprinkle fairy dust on it for a special effect?

Millie said...

Oh, those naughty nymphs! You certainly crack me up with your creativity!

Brian Miller said...

i just wanted to say you never cease to amaze me g...a soc major...nice.

Caty said...

this had me laughing! I loved the "fun-gi". Glad I stopped by :)

TALON said...

I guess the fungi IS happy to see you! (sorry, couldn't resist!)

Okay, this if taking fungi to a whole new level - lol!

Beachanny said...

Very clever word playing around there-fun-gi indeed. Always enjoy your work. Glad you stopped to share this week. Thanks. Gay (@beachanny)

dustus said...

Hey G! LOL "natural enhancement"

KB said...

So that's why people forage in the woods. Love it G. Take care my friend.

A Daft Scots Lass said...

Love it!

A. K. said...

Hilarious :)

the walking man said...

Now we know where the penis of the wood is, where is the wood of the penis at?

Ben Langhinrchs said...

Excellent! That's a great combination to make one laugh. I like the wood nymph's nightstand reference.

Shashi said...

Well said... that you did not have time but then you did a good job... I enjoyed it as I needed some time for freshening up from the deep thought that I was raking in by going to almost all the wonderful poets that have had posted on the blog... Thanks for lightening up...

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joanny said...

G-Man:

I wonder where do you find the time to research these oddities? I do not think I can look at a mushroom the same way anymore....or my man...

Cheers,
Joanny

Akelamalu said...

Where did you find that?????? LOL

Sender D. said...

I am, quite literally, rolling on the floor laughing. And today I need to laugh a lot. Thanks. Nice one shot! Love and Light, Sender

gautami tripathy said...

Now what do I say to that?!
LOL!

ode to un-punctuated verses

Jingle said...

that's funny.

Claudia said...

OMG - my eyes almost dropped out of my head…lol..you rock…and i go and make some fun-gi salad now….

Mama Zen said...

Oh, my!

Monkey Man said...

You spend too much time on the internet. Just what do you type into the search bar to find shit like this?

Everyday Goddess said...

Mother Nature is a girl after my own heart.

I need a cigarette now.

Willow said...

G hi there its Jadey and I am back. Come check me out I have a new blog one entry on there so far but I am back. I have missed you all so much. Here is my new blog link and spread the word and come and visit me everyone please lol. Hugs to you G. www.willowbreezerocks.blogspot.com

Claudia said...

your comment on my blog….danke…how nice you used a german word - made me smile - thanks!

Suz said...

heehee

Eric Alder said...

So THAT'S why those nymphs never leave the woods! LOL!

Funny One Shot, G-Man!

Lulda Casadaga said...

I could use me a fun-gi right about now! Too funny...oh, by the way, I am out of town this weekend, so I will have my 55 up and running EARLY! ;)

Dulce said...

Who ? Who but YOU would post such a thing like this? Nobody.
LOL

Please bring it in my salad... I'll try to... OMG

Glynn said...

I felt embarrassment mushrooming all around me.

Jadey said...

Wow G that pic is well its something lol. So I hope this makes you smile to see its under Jadey again. Hugs to you and thanks for visiting the new blog.

PattiKen said...

Nature porn! Who knew? Perhaps Pan is sleeping under those twigs and leaves?

Pete Marshall said...

if any woodland nymph was to take a perch..i dont think there would be "mushroom" left...LOL..sorry my friend look what you have started...thanks for the support of One Shot..cheers pete

RNSANE said...

This is, indeed, priceless. Now just how big is this mushroom?

Scott said...

lol that's flippin' hilarious G-Man!