Thursday, July 15, 2010

Friday Flash 55.....

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Floored to 110.....
Eddie tried out-running the cruiser, but he eventually pulled over.
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OFFICER:
"This is Friday. My shift ends in 30 minutes.
Give me ONE reason NOT to arrest you"!
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EDDIE:
'Sir...Years ago my wife ran off with a cop.
I thought you were bringing her back'.
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OFFICER:
"Have a nice day"!!!
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If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

68 comments:

Titanium said...

Bringing her back? Who does that? :)

Bringing you a grizzly tale of sleepless nights under the midnight sun, right here .

Titanium said...

Yahtzee.....

Titanium said...

Or here, since apparently I've forgotten how to copy and paste.

Brian Miller said...

haha. bet that made the cops day...lol. nice 55 g-man.

mine is up!

Brian Miller said...

dang Ti went for the trifecta...

moondustwriter said...

G- seriously?
When I was young we learned all the lines to get off (I never drove fast so never needed a "line")

Disclaimer: This 55 has no bearing on the writer
mine is Reck Less

Nice Ti!!!

Monkey Man said...

G-man, G-man, G-man. I assume 55 miles an hour over the speed limit. Nice touch. My 55 is HERE
at 6PM Pacific.

Thom said...

OMG I have to remember that one. Too funny. Mine is up HERE. Have a great Friday.

S said...

Heh! That's bloody fabulous!

KB said...

Very funny G. Mine's up. Have a great weekend all.

Prayer Girl said...

Very cute G-Man.
You have a nice day too.

Mine is up.
PG

Stan Ski said...

I have a similar, recurring nightmare:
My post is HERE

Serena said...

LOL! I love it.:)

Frontline Ink said...

Hi G-man!

I liked your self-described lame joke. Mine might qualify as the same.

Here's my mob-inspired 55

Janna said...

And yet somehow I feel sorry for the wife... :)

Wow, is it Friday again already???
I can't believe it!
Thanks for another 55.
Mine's posted right here.

lime said...

bwahahaha. so the cop must have known his wife...

and 110...that's twice 55!

i played along.

Donnetta Lee said...

And yet again:

OOOOOOHHHHHH! Good one.

Mine is up! D

Mama Zen said...

That's hilarious!

I'll try to get something together by morning.

C.M. Jackson said...

that's why the term--no backsies was invented--good way to end the week with a laugh and a moment of gratitude for all those tickets we didn't get for what ever reason...happy friday g man

Me said...

Witty as ever, my friend. Reminds me of the story where the cop pulls over a speeding motorist doing WELL over the posted limit. He smirks at his victim, preparing to write a big fat ticket...and says "Son, i've been waiting for you all day!". The motorist innocently replies "Well officer, I got here as fast as I could!"

Haha!

Happy Friday, my friend! :)
-C

PattiKen said...

"Bringing her back..." Now that's fast thinking. My favorite story was from a guy who was waved down by a cop at a speed trap. He waved back, and kept going. When the cop caught up to him, the guy said, "I thought you were being friendly." The cop smiled in a friendly way, and gave him a ticket.

My 55 is up here.

Yvonne Osborne said...

They just need to leave us along, is my motto.

Playing before they take away my gidgets.

Me said...

Oh yes...I learned a new trick this week that I really must practice. Mine is up

HERE

Yvonne Osborne said...

They need to leave us ALONE...seriously. Who says we need more cops???

C.M. Jackson said...

I am back-- and yes, up...happy friday g!

Original Cin said...

Mine's here:
http://theonlycin.wordpress.com/2010/07/16/friday-flash-55-words-the-young-ones/

Greyscale Territory said...

Really sounds like the cop mad a shock connection!

Here is mine:
Chairs

Larry said...

Lol I heard that one b4 still funny though


Old Man George


Thanks for dropping by and thanks for the comments..Larry

evalinn said...

He must have been terrified! ;-)

I´m up this week. Have a great weekend G-man! :-)

Nimue said...

this was sooper !!!! a great start to my friday blog reading :)

Nimue said...

here's my entry :

http://ladynimue.wordpress.com/2010/07/16/that-book/

anthonynorth said...

Enjoyed that one :-)

You'll find mine here.

Alice Audrey said...

I'm running late this week, but I finally got it up. Had to stop and read a book first.

Mine is here

mrsnesbitt said...

Hilarious!
Yep mine is up!

RNSANE said...

That is hysterical! Mine is at:

http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2010/07/dont-bug-me-flash-55-friday-july-16.html

John's comments said...

Mine is about why she left!

5thsister said...

Love it! Too, too silly!

Here's mine

Nara said...

Luaghing...where were you when I got my ticket?


Mine is up: Ashes

Eric Alder said...

You coulda called this one "Eddie & The Cruiser" G-Man!

I DARE YOU to click here!

Demon!

Akelamalu said...

Hohoho that's some lame excuse! Funny though!

Mine's up. x

Patty said...

Ha, ha! I love it!
Have a kick-ass weekend friend!

Yvonne Osborne said...

I forgot to tell you I love it! Do you have a special cabinet for all these gems or do you just fly by the seat of your pants every Friday?

hope said...

[Insert groan here]. :)

Mine's up. Have a happy weekend!

A Daft Scots Lass said...

heehee good one!

Mines up too, G-Man.

magiceye said...

tough luck!

check out my romantic escapade here

drybottomgirl said...

Too funny, but probably too true in some cases! My 55 is up, thanks for making me laugh, and have a rock'n weekend!

Claudia said...

Ha - ha - mine is about speed as well... ;o

Have a great weekend!
Claudia

Austin said...
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Austin said...

This made me laugh. I attempted my fist 55 today.

http://bit.ly/bAIcTZ

Dianne said...

he he he,
some cops are like that ya know!
mine is up
HAKAWE
Fab Di

Dianne said...
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Fireblossom said...

Haha. You nut.

Mine is up.

Tina said...

This brought a chuckle to my breakfast! Mine is up here. And well before midnight this time...

marie said...

very funny...seriously! Here is mine at marie-experience-strength-hope.blogspot.com

buffalodick said...

Very funny, my friend!

annie and katrin said...

:) that cop did bring me back. I'm here again.

Eric Alder said...

"HAKAWE" (sounds like some Hawaiian word) Love it!

I nominate that acronym as the official FF55 sign-off!

Lulda Casadaga said...

Shameful! :D Ok, g I'm working on my 55 as we speak...it's just so damned hot out and my brain is almost fried!! :P

Jingle said...

what an exciting 55,
loved it absolutely...
magical ending!
;)

Jingle said...

http://itistimetothinkformyself.blogspot.com/2010/07/55-human-minds-buzz-like-bumble-bees.html

mine is up,
not a story,
not a poem,
but a reflection of the humans and bees...

Will try story later.

secret agent woman said...

Too bad, I was hoping he'd at least get a ticket.

moondustwriter said...

Isn't 55 the max #of participants you can have. You are sooo stuck on that number

Happy Weekend G

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steveroni said...

Old joke, but FUN-NY! (When ya git mah age, ya heerd 'em AWL--grin!)

Well done, Mr G-man, I'm here right under the wire.....

and mine IS HERE

Michael said...

Late to the party, I just put one up here

Mona said...

Lol! Did he really expect him to bring her back.

My! She must have been the worst one!

Can't believe that its friday already! I thought That you had not posted and then I saw a different picture...

izzy said...

Hey! thanks! came up with my 55 a bit late- we had a job in the heat yesterday and friday was nuts with work too..

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