Thursday, May 6, 2010

Friday Flash 55.....




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************ROAD-TRIP************
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An extra long Slim Jim...$2.39
A tube of Double-Stack Spicy Guacamole' Pringles...$2.69
Seeing the Fuckwad that blew past you after tailgaiting for miles in a construction zone with his Gay Toaster-Lookin Nissan Cube, pulled over getting a ticket next to a sign that said..
Speed Limit 55.....PRICELESS!!!!!!
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It's Hot, It's beautiful, I just had THE Best Ribs..Ahhhhhhh
Now please help The G-Man out today folks.
Web access is sporadic for me so remember to...
Visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!!
So from the most graciously absent host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End...!!!

67 comments:

Mojo said...

I LOVE when that happens!

This week on 55 Flash Fiction Friday, Mojo survives a test of patience, while Ti makes a solemn promise. Tune in at 8 Eastern/7 Central on these fine BLOG Network stations.

Mojo said...

And... (wait for it)
YAHTZEE!!

Maha said...

mine is up!

Titanium said...

You did it again, Mojo!

G-Man, I hope that guy gets a spectacular fine for his insolence :)

5thsister said...

Yeah! Now I can post mine! It can be found here

Alice Audrey said...

Kick Ass!!! Three cheers for instant karma.

Mine is here.

Brian Miller said...

haha. that is such a good feeling...great 55 g-man...

mine is up!

SandyCarlson said...

Yes, I know that priceless feeling! You made me smile. Thanks, G-man.

This week, mine's based on some supreme weirdness I found in the mainstream media.

Mama Zen said...

Oh, I love when that happens!

I'll get mine up in the morning!

Jannie Funster said...

Sweet, sweet moment.

But Gay?? Oh yes! A "happy" Nissan -- having a gay old time.

We'll have a gay olde,
we'll have a gay olde,
we'll have a gay olde time.

Yabba-dabba-doo!! :)

xo

Prayer Girl said...

Divine justice?

Karma?

What goes around, comes around?

Whatever you call it, I admit it is very "sweet".

Mine is up.

PG

Donnetta Lee said...

Galen: OOOHHH!!! That is sooo funny! I'm still laughing.

I got my 55er up early (for me)! D

gregj said...

We have a red cube. We love it.
Where does the gay part come from?

My 55 flash fiction will post friday morning eastern time

Leslie said...

Never a dull moment with G-Man!!!

My 55 is
up


moondustwriter

Leslie said...

sorry guys here is the site

My 55 is

up

Janna said...

I can't stand guacamole Pringles, but I LOVE Slim Jims. Especially the tabasco flavored ones.

Thanks for another Friday 55.
We can always depend on you. :)

Mine is posted right here.
I'm starting a three-part series called "The Ugly Truth About Vegetables".

Me said...

Haha...love it! Karma is a grand thing! :)

Mine 55 is now up, too.


Hope you are having a great weekend, g-man!

clean and crazy said...

mines up too hope you have a wonderful weekend!!

Peter Stone said...

Don't you just love those credit card ads? Though yours is simply PRICELESS :)

I can't stand tailgaters either.

My 55 is We Stand There

Monkey Man said...

That's an awesome bit of Karma. LOVE IT. My FFF 55 will be HERE after midnight Pacific time.

sheri... said...

glad to hear you're getting away for a bit, your 55 proving to all of us that there is justice in this world!

my 55 is up!

Changnoi said...

I only pay 60 Baht for Pringles - That's less than $2...
Want more YES MAN?

Jingle said...

very funny,
Thank you for being young at heart!

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Enchanted Oak said...

I thought we were the only ones that called those things toasters, after a little boy in the family noted, That looks like a toaster.
I love to see justice dished up.
Mine will be here after midnight Pacific USA time.

järnebrand said...

Ha! Loved it. :)
My 55 post this week is a poem
called "35"... :) Hmmmm...?
Have a nice weekend, G-man...
Love/ Jo.

http://www.jarnebrand.blogspot.com

Mona said...

You mean one can get a ticket for under speeding?

anthonynorth said...

Just how it should happen :-)
Nice one.
You'll find mine here.

Katherine said...

Karma is a bitch! He got his just deserts, didn't he!!!
Love you 55 G-Man and hope you & yours have a kisk-ass weekend also!!
My 55 is up now too... :)

Larry said...

hello Galen nice fifty five I enjoyed it.


Dark Alleys


Larry@This Blog Of Mine.

Akelamalu said...

Oh sweet justice! Great 55 G-man.

Mine's up.

Gillian said...

mine it up too.

Thom said...

LOL...I love it. Even if it were in a Gay Toaster-Lookin Nissan Cube LOL. Mine is up HERE. Hope your having a great weekend :)

PS I despise those Cubes LOL

Hootin' Anni said...

Mine is "LOST IN THE TRANSLATION

Have a great weekend y'all! [and as always, scroll down a bit to find my 55]

Stan Ski said...

Traffic cops - the product of a wasted youth...
Just got back from taking the photo's for mine: LIFT-OFF!

Chef Kar said...

Ah yes ~ the ole 55 zone. Perfect.

I'm up (with a few extra words):

Friday Flash 55 ~ Butterfly Kisses

Have a great weekend Galen,

~Karis

Andy Sewina said...

Yeah, cool! Love the way you got the 55 in! 55 on the speed limit - you're right, that's priceless!

Thanks for the post, Here's mine:
Something Spectacular

gregj said...

Here's my effort for today:

http://daybyday-gregj.blogspot.com/2010/05/55-flash-fiction-friday.html

thanks.

Felicitas said...

LOL! There's nothing better than that!

I'm up.

Brian Miller said...

tracy is in as well at:

http://life-isa-roadtrip.blogspot.com/2010/05/flash-55-drill-baby-drill.html

Tracy said...

Road Trip! Got to love the freedom of the road. Enjoy your weekend, G-man!

I think I'll play today.

Serena said...

LOL! Karma rocks.

Dianne said...

Keep it coming, I have to trip!
mine is up HERE
HAKAWE
Di

PattiKen said...

I love your 55 this week, G-Man. I always hope for s similar fate for Mr. Macho as he tears past me in his winged black Charger, but it never happens. Sigh.

No time to play this week. But hope the rest of you have a great time today and for the rest of the weekend,

Greg S. said...

Have a great trip. I knew double nickels was going to work its way in here somehow. Mine's up as well at http://bit.ly/8dt963. Have a great weekend!

chitowngreg
http://chitowngreg.wordpress.com

VE said...

If only that would happen more often! Excellent 55 this week...

Here's Mine

Alice Audrey said...

I can't believe I forgot the linkback/badge! Fixed now.

Laura said...

love your post.. karma rocks.

My 55 is up.

Jingle said...

http://itistimetothinkformyself.blogspot.com/2010/05/55-faithful-followers.html

Good Morning:

I posted mine,
Simply click on my name, you will be there.
thank you in advance!
Happy Friday Flash 55.

secret agent woman said...

Every once in a while, there is justice.

(Although I'd take issue with that use of the word "gay.")

drybottomgirl said...

Sometimes justice does get done! Like the 55 and mine is up at nomoremerlot! Have an awesome weekend!

Sh@KiR@ CK said...

WOW.I am so happy for you...
I hate to say this.. but I think I failed this week ....
Mine is here
Have you a great weekend!
hugs
shakira

lime said...

LMAO that car and the element really do look like toasters on wheels. and they certainly don't look like they could possibly be aeordynamic enough to complete with a V8 crown vic.

g-man said...

Hi everybody...
I hope you all are being visited and appreciated. The internet service here is being very uncooperative...Sorry.
And I didn't mean to offend anyones choice of transportation.
And the 'Gay' thing? Maybe I should have said UGLY!
No offense meant...
Carry On....G-Man

justsomethoughts... said...

giving the 55 a whirl.

http://notasangry.blogspot.com/2010/05/friday-55-my-first-ever-be-gentle.html

buffalodick said...

I call them a "Weebles" car- that's what they look like...

S said...

Hee hee you always have so much fun over here.

hope said...

Okay, so it took a couple of weeks to get back but I'm here. Guess no speeding ticket for me, huh? ;)

Lulda Casadaga said...

Justice is served! :) Ok, I'll be up momentarily!

Brian Miller said...

hope you are having a great trip g-man!

g-man said...

I am indeed Brian Thanks...
And thanks as well for helping me out this week-end...Galen

John's comments said...

Sorry very late but distracted by our UK General Election and the depressing outcome. My 55 here

Kim Williams said...

ok..i'm late posting here, but I did play...

http://blog.kimewilliams.com/2010/05/friday-flash-55-myth-defined.html

evalinn said...

Nice 55! Sorry I missed this week again. Next Friday I might be up though, since I have a few days off...and planning to spend them blogging! :-)

S E E Quine said...

Ah hah hah ha! I love it when those people who pass you on the RIGHT, when you're already speeding a little get pulled over!

By the way, some good news...

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Jannie Funster said...

Sorry if my comment was a bit far-out. Hope no offense was taken on my end either, I was joking but in retrospect I should've just said...

FUNNY post, always sweet when a tailgating speeder get his.

Sometimes jokes do not translate so well when not told face-to-face. Please forgive?