Thursday, November 5, 2009

Friday Flash 55.....



As he drove away from the Fortune Teller's reading...
Her prophecy haunted him!
'Think before you speak...Spoken words CAN become REALITY!'
He thought...That old broads loony!
(He turns on his car radio, smiles, then starts singing....)
..."Don't go out tonight, for it's bound to take your life,
there's a Baboon on the rise!"


Hehehehehe...."Scuse me...While I kiss this guy"!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55...
Please come tell The G-Man!!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!
So from the most androgynous host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick-Ass Week-End...
Peace!!!

59 comments:

smarmoofus said...

You're early! But I'm up, so yay!

-smarmoofus

smarmoofus said...

hahahhahaha! Great picture, but "baboon on the rise"? *laughing* Awesome. Awesomely bad.

Fandango said...

You lost us with that story.

Our 55 is up

HERE.

Leave a comment on ours and we will leave one on yours. Dragon
Promise.

Fandango said...

We are dumb dragons.We didn't connect to the picture.
we are dumb, dum. dumb

Brian Miller said...

haha. thats one babboon i dont want to meet...love it when people sing crazy lyrics...watch out which guy you kiss! lol.

mine is up!

Tall Kay said...

My mama always told me to watch out for the rising baboons!

I had time to play this week! Yea!

Have a great weekend!

Mona said...

Galen ((HUGS)) back to you! Thank you for making me smile twice this early morning!~

I wouldn't want to meet that typhoon er..baboon though...

My 55ve is up!

Fireblossom said...

Oh quit monkeying around, G Man! ;-)

♥ Boomer ♥ said...

MINE'S UP!!!!

Hey, and a great 55 you provided! I always thought it was "bathroom" -- not baboon....

Serena said...

LOL! I've seen a few baboons on the rise, but they didn't make me laugh like yours did. Always pay attention to fortune tellers!;)

Susan at Stony River said...

Hey Galen, it's not Friday YET!! Pfft... but I'll say no more because I think this story's the best ever!
ROFL!!
I'll even forgive you for having that darn song stuck in my head now.
:-P
Mine's up right here, also about the perils of traveling. Hmmm...

enchantedoak said...

(Laughing)
I posted mine tonight too so early morning East Coasters can see it, should they so desire.
Chris A

Lulda Casadaga said...

This is too damn funny! I am always amazed at how years later I realize I was singing the wrong words to a song!! I'm up...have a great weekend, you Big Baboon you...;)
and that's Baboon Run to you smarty pants...LOL

Alice Audrey said...

ROFLMAO!

I'm not sure why this strikes me as so funny, but it sure does.

Mine is here.

Mama Zen said...

This made me laugh out loud!

Mine will be up in the morning.

Prayer Girl said...

Just love this 55s play on words.

My 55 is up!

PG

Susan Anderson said...

My first is up!

clean and crazy said...

awesome!! where you come up with these is just beyond me, i guess that is why your the g-man!! ok mine is up too!!

Janna said...

At least the baboon seems to be enjoying himself. :)

Nice Friday 55!
Mine is all ready!
You can read it here.

Monkey Man said...

....and you even had to spell it out for us in case we didn't get it? Pulease. Give us a little credit. My 55 is up and HERE.

myrtle beached whale said...

Your post has a lot of Credence.

Mr. O said...

I almost forgot about Friday. Yay!!!

Here is mine

Mom of Opiate Addict said...

I really enjoyed this one! Clever and silly all at once, plus I LOVE rising baboons.

Mine is up. Have a fantastic weekend.

Thom said...

OMG that is just too funny. I love it. Mine is up HERE. Have a great Friday.

Dulce said...

heee heeee
When one finds a babbon something serious might be about to happen... but never with you dear G- MAN,
Mine is up if you'd like to read it...

anthonynorth said...

There's a great deal of creedence in that story, and clearwater in your thinking ;-)

You'll find mine here.

Chef Kar said...

I'm with the dragons ~ maybe it's too early for me to grasp. The picture is quite the fright!

Have a great weekend Galen.

Karis

I'm up!

Flash 55 ~ Awakening

Chef Kar said...

Yep ~ I've had my cup of coffee now...and singing will no doubt persist for the balance of the day. Had to go back to the 55 because I just KNOW the G-Man loves to play with words. Smart Galen. Dumb Chef.

Karis, a little slow to start today :-)

Hootin' Anni said...

Oh my gosh....and, what a graphic to go with your 55!!! Whoa.

Mine is all about Pepper Spray today. LOL CLICK HERE

Shadow said...

now those are lyrics he'll wish he'd never misheard..... have a great weekend galen!

Felicitas said...
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Felicitas said...

Good morning G-Man. I love how you always manage to make me laugh. This one's hilarious!

My 55 is up.

Nessa said...

I knew that's what those lyrics said, I just knew it.

Flash 55 - Holiday Preparations

Dr.John said...

I will quit singing while I drive.
That is one horrible beast.

I have finished my 55.
You’ll find it

HERE.

CJ said...

You find such great photos to create your 55s. I admit I thought it was a giant beaver, but baboon will do.

I've been on hiatus for a while. i had procrastinated too long on other things in my life, so I won't be visiting as often, but I'm back this week.

Find my Flash 55 HERE.

Lily Strange said...

For what it's worth, here's mine.

the walking man said...

I wonder what we taste like to a baboon? Chicken I suppose.

sarah said...

mine's up and this is too cool. thanks g-man. you're the best for having this. Sarah

lime said...

ROFLMAO! that's fantastic! i love it. who else could come up with a play on 55 words to go so spectacularly with that picture?

thanks for the chuckle. you rock.

i'm up

Bubbie said...

Where in the HECK did you come up with that?!?! You found the photo and started singing?? Or you heard the song and found the photo!!?? Very funnnny. Like it a lot. I need to become a 'follower' of yours.

Bubbie said...

Oops, my 55 is up. dingdingding.

Lynn said...

I hope I don't dream about that photo. Good 55! (Non-participatory in the 55 today, but come by anyway, G-man!)

hope said...

So the first thing I see when I get to work is this masterpiece. :)

Think I'll be grinning all day. Mine's up...have a wonderful weekend! I'll be reading the rest of you this weekend.

Hieiko said...

Can I play, too? :)

http://hieispike.livejournal.com/163672.html

VE said...

I'm back...I did one this week.

Here

Lou said...

You're humor makes me go ape-sh**!

Quixote said...

Where does an 8000# baboon sit? Anywhere he wants ...

MWAH!
Erin

Akelamalu said...

Oh that's a good one G-man! I love that website 'Kiss this guy' :)

Mine's up too. x

MomsJournal said...

Who was the lucky guy? LOL ;-)

Mine is up.

Jessie said...

that was too funny!!!
oh ... mine is up as well.

Akannie said...

Har-Har-Har....

Ok, GMan...I know I've been MIA, but today I'm back with a FF55.

I'm too much a technotard to be able to link it, but let me try...

http://www.akannie.wordpress.com/

Aw, hell. LOL

MIke Kilgore said...

Man, I used to think that WAS the lyric! Great 55 g-mines up...

Larry said...

hhhmm that picture is somethin to behold there Gman. Sorry I'm so late today was in the hospital for a week now so here s my entry better late than never eh?

True Loves

secret agent woman said...

I have to admit, I spent a couple of moments wondering what guy you were excusing yourself to kiss.

boots said...

whhooohoo I am comment number 55! do I win a cookie!?
Love your silly 55, where did you find such a good pic?

here is mine!http://jennasboots.blogspot.com/2009/11/friday-55-to-come.html

boots said...

my weekend just doesnt begin till I hear a big ol' "have a kick ass weekend" from G-Man! you too wild man

buffalodick said...

Purdue? Is there no end to our shame? I'm losing my ass this year..Most of my wardrobe is Maize and Blue...

G-Man said...

Buff....No End!

Lynn said...

I like your site and your post, Mr. Knowitall.

B. Lynn Goodwin
www.writeradvice.com
Author of You Want Me to Do WHAT? Journaling for Caregivers