Thursday, October 22, 2009

Friday Flash 55.......



The dyslexic nurse was quietly sobbing in the lounge...
'Whats wrong honey'
"Waaaaaaaahhhhhhh...I think i'm in b-b-big trouble...Read this chart".
'ROOM 212...Two pills every eight hours'.
"I g-g-gave him eight pills every two hours!"
'ROOM 214...One pill every six hours'.
"I g-g-gave him six pills every hour."
'ROOM 216....PRICK HIS BOIL?????"



If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55...
Please come tell The G-Man!!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick-Ass Week-End!!!

59 comments:

Fandango said...

That was a real groaner and horrible to picture besides.
Our 55 is up

HERE.

Leave a comment on ours and we will leave one on yours. Dragon
Promise.

Chef Kar said...

Are you kidding me? That was GREAT! What a wonderful way to end my evening. Even better would have been to beat the dragons for once! Missed it by less than 5 minutes.

Check out my 55 for this week.

Have a great day,

Chef Kar

smarmoofus said...

hahahahha Terrible! That poor man!

I'm up!
-smarmoofus

big Jenn said...

That was a good one. Here's my 55 on my new blog. jeNN http://stillorinshelp.blogspot.com/

Lynn said...

Oh that summoned up a picture, didn't it? :)

Alice Audrey said...

ROFLMAO! Oh, the poor man.

My 55 is up too.

♥ Boomer ♥ said...

Mine's right here ...

http://boomerbabybliss-bfs.blogspot.com/2009/10/flash-55-fiction_22.html

...and THE POOR MAN!!! I sense a serious lawsuit coming!!

Serena said...

Yikes! I sure wouldn't want to be a patient in that hospital. Makes for a great little story, though.:)

Cat said...

LOL!!!Poor guy!!!

Mama Zen said...

Fandango's right. That was horrible to picture!

Fireblossom said...

Talk about a weenie roast

Mr. O said...

Hey all. I'm finally back! Yay!

Mine is up

myrtle beached whale said...

Hilarious. One of your best ever.

lime said...

LOL!!! you crack me up week after week. this week you made me wince too!

mine will be up in the morning.

Prayer Girl said...

Reading your blog was the last thing I'm doing this night. Funny in a painful sort of way. :)

You'll understand why I am done with this day when you read my 55. It's up!

PG

Tall Kay said...

I'm thinking I wish I was in room 212 or 214! Very funny...groaner indeed!

Steve E. said...

Does that mean "He had the 'hots' for her?"

Mine is up.
It's actually fun. Who would have guessed?

Kathleen said...

Un-freaking-believable.

How do you come up with this stuff?

I'm still giggling at FireBlossom's comment!

Well, to put a damper on "things" ...
here's mine:

http://inlindenhills.blogspot.com/2009/10/homecoming.html

Alice Audrey said...

Gah. Forgot my link. My 55 is here.

anthonynorth said...

Ouch!! Great horror writing :-)

You'll find mine here.

Thom said...

OMG I"m so watching out for her. OUCH OUCH OUCH. Great 55. Mine is up HERE. Have a great weekend. I'm still cracking up of this one LOL

Shadow said...

you're off the charts today g-man! excellent!!!!!

Dulce said...

terrific and terrible as usual GMan
Mine's is UP now
Nice weekend to you all!

Larry said...

Dam where does time go. The end of the week is already here nice pics GMan

My 55 is down below.
here

Dr.John said...

Well now we know why there was all that screaming in room 216.

Mine is ready
HERE.
.
But it’s a groaner.

Felicitas said...

What an imagination you have, Mr. Knowitall (I hope)!
My 55 is posted.

Susan at Stony River said...

Oh no!! Do I feel sorrier for the nurse, or for the patients? Ok, probably sorriest for the fellow in 216... LOL

Mine is here.

Happy Friday, and have a good weekend!!

Nessa said...

OMG! That is so hysterical.

Flash 55 - Home of Our Own

jabblog said...

Ha ha ha - very good! Steer clear of medics and hospitals at all times!

the walking man said...

Oh hell yes (if they were good drugs)...until the last line I could do without that treatment!

Mama Zen said...

Mine is up!

James Goodman said...

lol, nicely done, Galen. I finally participated again...

G-Man said...

Hi Everybody....
An excellent batch of 55's so far!
I'll be a bit slow to responding today, I have a crazy busy day ahead of me.
But all will be visited TODAY!
Please visit as many contributors as you can...Thanks...G

Jayme Malvagio said...

Oh, that poor patient. This is a mighty fine 55, G-Man. I've posted one this week.

boots said...

HAHAA,
Finally go mine done Find my Flash 55 for this week HERE.

Eaton Bennett said...

LOL Galen, that's clever...a touch shocking at then end though. :)

I have a 55 for you this week...and I'm looking forward to a good dose of 55's, I've missed everyone.

Brian Miller said...

ouch! this 55 may give me nightmares...lol.

mine is up!

Hootin' Anni said...

Can I say it? Oh sh!t!!!!

Love this...love it a lot. Kinda like Ms. Bobbit...oh, well, not really, but kinda. roflmao

Mine is posted...again scroll down as always---

Click HERE

Bubbie said...

Of course, at first I didn't get it. . .some people tell terrible jokes, others need time to figure them out. .you tell a funny joke, Galen.

I'm posting my 55, thanks for giving us the opportunity. Always interesting to see the comments. Mine was done quickly - unedited to keep it real and raw. Can be interpeted however. I may try a joke next week!!!

hope said...

Nothing like starting Friday off with a laugh...you're so funny. Unless of course you had a nurse like that in your past. :0

Mine is up. Have a good weekend!

Lulda Casadaga said...

Have you watched "Nurse Jackie" yet? Way to wake us up for a Friday g... Mine is up! Have a non-dyslexic weekend... ;/

VE said...

Ha! I like it.

I have my very first 55 up. I had to into it though. But here it is:

Here

Jessie said...

that was just WAY too funny!!!!
loved it!!!
thanks for the smile :-)

btw, mine is up...
i'll be checking out everyone else's during the day ...

enjoy your weekend!

smiles,

Strumpet said...

Ha!Ha!Ha!Ha!HA!!!!!

Loved it, G-daddy.

I'm on two in a row now....

It's like a return to paradise.

Much love.

xo! ^_^

Ofira Sephiroth said...

lol...won't be going to that hospital anytime soon.

Eraser

clean and crazy said...

that was awful!! did this happen to you!! mine is finally up hope you like coffee!!

buffalodick said...

You met the last head nurse I had when I was in the hospital! Good joke!

Mom of Opiate Addict said...

Love it in a sick sort of way:) Mine is up.

Donnetta Lee said...

Sorry Galen. Couldn't get my usual scary 55er up. I put up an excerpt from a story I started writing--but it IS 55 words. Best I could do on the $%#@ library computer. Better next week. D

Akelamalu said...

LOL make sure you're not taken into that hospital anytime G-man!

An oldie but a goodie!

Mine's up too.

Tall Kay said...

I wasn't going to play this week, but changed my mind...imagine that?

Ignorance is Bliss

Tall Kay said...

Oops...bad link...still learning!


Try this one

Catherine @ Sharp Words said...

Great 55!

Mine is here along with waffle about its inspiration.

Mona said...

Now I am wondering, how she managed to keep his prick in the pot till it came to boiling!

Galen I have posted my 55ve too!

Linda - Nickers and Ink said...

CRAZY CAPTION – SKIN DEEP AND SKIN TIGHT

secret agent woman said...

Eww. That doesn't bear thinking about.

Connie said...

Now the boil is getting bigger, but feeling no pain.

I did one.

http://connieemeraldeyez.blogspot.com/2009/10/friday-flash-55-10-23-09.html

Lou said...

Eek, eek and hee,hee!

MomsJournal said...

LMAO!!!