Thursday, June 25, 2009

Friday Flash 55.....



"And lets see what else you've done Mr. Haynes...
You bought your son fireworks"?

'Yes'.

"You've given him beer"?

'Yes'

"You bought his first tattoo...And a scary one at that"?

'Yes'

"And just why again do you think you deserve Heaven"?

'Well Sir, I've always taken my son fishing'.

"OHHH!!...In that case, ENTER!!!

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Remember last week when I begged your help because I didn't know if I was gonna have Internet Access at the wedding week-end? Well tomorrow me, Reese, my friend Alex, and my dear friend Shep, are going to Au Gres Michigan to Wall-Eye fish for the Week-End. I'm almost absolutely sure that I'll be incommunicado till Sunday. Here is what I'm suggesting...If you come tell me that you've posted a Friday Flash 55, please at least visit the person that commented the one before you.
OK?....Do that for me?....Much obliged.!!

If you or anyone you know has posted a Friday Flash 55...
Please come tell The G-Man!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment, Then... BOOK!!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have A Great Week-End!!

(My Grandpa used to say.."Every day fishing, is an extra day in Heaven")

Peace...!!

FISH-ON!!!!

52 comments:

Serena said...

One of those male-bonding weekends, huh? Have fun. And please, try to stay IN the boat this time.

Lou said...

Wall eye...yummy. Hope you catch a mess of 'em.

So, the host is in absentia again. OK, we will try to be adults about it.

G-Man said...

Yes...but last week I did visit everyone...So There!!!!!

Why thank you Shere for dredging up that embarrassing episode from a few weeks back...:P

KB said...

Fishing and almost drowned him wasn't it?

Nicely done G.

Mama Zen said...

Have a good one, G-Man!

Mojo said...

Well ain't you just the jet-setter there G? Rock on buddy. Catch a few for me.

I settled things down a little this week... needed a break in the action before somebody (else) got seriously hurt.
55 Flash Fiction Friday #51: Chapter 43 - Khoj

Sarah said...

Mine's posted.

(I just LOVE how many people are jumping on this little story telling bandwagon, lol.)

secret agent woman said...

Enjoy!

(This is a little silly, I know, but when I see a tattoo, I immediately flash forward in my mind imagining the person still sporting it at 80.)

Vicki said...

Mine's HERE

Love your 55!

On my way to visit other FF55'ers, have fun!!!

clean and crazy said...

have a great weekend, mine is up too. we all knew god was a fisherman, or he wouldn't have invented fishing poles!!

S said...

OK thats pretty funny! I hope you have a fun weekend!

Mimi said...

Here's a bit of silliness to celebrate my 33rd wedding anniversary and the additional fact that it's the 2nd time around!

Hey, you're not going to Argentina, are you?

Just in case I haven't perfected creating a link yet, my URL is http://mimirock-castleyonder.blogspot.com

Tall Karen said...

Excellent 55 Mr.G. Have fun fishin and we'll keep the lights on. I'm gonna wait to post mine on Friday, in my time zone!

Mona said...

Yea..To have that pristine pure arm tainted! How could you do that Galen!

I am devastated!

ciara said...

can u be my dad and buy me my first tattoo? please? (ok, so it would be my third, but we could pretend, right? lol) i'll try to come up w a ff later in the am. i know i've been mia for awhile :-/

anthonynorth said...

Well, as long as you go fishing, that's fine. After all, they do use the sign of the fish :-)

You'll find mine in this post.

smarmoofus said...

Have fun this weekend, G-Man! I'm taking off either Friday afternoon or Saturday morning for Florida, but I have a 55 before I go. Yay!

-smarmoofus

MomsJournal said...

I forgot it was Friday! Ok I have one up.

Have a great time fishing! ;-)

Shadow said...

you're a hoot. the bean and i are going fishing. THIS WEEKEND!

the walking man said...

Awww shit...now I have to learn to fish in order to go to heaven...*sigh* screwed again.

Dr.John said...

Well if you can't get in by grace I guess fishing is the next best thing.
Cute 55
Mine is published.

Fandango said...

If you would like to write a longer story consider Portrait of Words
http://portraitofwords.blogspot.com/
It too is fun.

Susan at Stony River said...

Oh, what a fantastic one! I think this is my favourite--love the cartoon to kick it off too. Got mine up finally, right here. No zombies appearing quite yet unfortunately....

Fandango said...

WE teach our little dragons to fish can we come with you to heaven?
Good 55 today

Ours is published

Hootin' Anni said...

Hello....good luck fishing!!!! I used to go fishing all the time with my dad. It was a serious hobby for him. Fishing by boat, or on the shore...or fly fishing on a stream. You name it.

Oh, I always visit the ones that say they've posted a 55...all of 'em if I can. I love this whole concept, and the talented writers.

Mine's posted.

Melli said...

Ohhhhh Gman... I do FEAR what will be brought before ME at the Pearly Gates! LOVED your 55! Enjoy that fishing trip! Walleye! Sounds GREAT!

Mine's UP!

buffalodick said...

My son's girlfriends Birthday is Sunday.. We may have wall-eye for dinner...

Mama Zen said...

Mine is up.

And, I have something for you, G-Man!

Pouty Lips said...

I grew up in Michigan. I posted a flash this week on Dream Weaving. How about if I visit everyone?

Lulda Casadaga said...

I'm off for a short break by myself this weekend too! Enjoy your angling! :) I did one this week!

Missy said...

Everyone can find my 55 on the Melting Pot.

There once was a man who went fishin
His name Galen, isn't that interestin in the boat he'd not stay
kissing water his play
little merman beware of those fishin

Donnetta Lee said...

Hi, Galen! Good one. Really got a kick out of this one.

My time is limited on the computer right now because of using the library computer on just a few minutes. I'll catch up with the bloggers when I get back to OK. Have missed doing that while here in FL.

Mine is up! D

Eaton Bennett said...

Have a wonderful weekend Galen. Catch a lot of fish otherwise you might go hungry. :)

my 55

I'll be around visiting 55's during the weekend.

paisley said...

here's mine.. thanks for providing the venue,, and have a kick a** week end!!!

the caged bird

lime said...

have lots and lots of fun enjoying a little bit of heaven. my 55 is quite a bit longer than 55 words. apologies but anyone who takes the time to read it i hope will understand.

Lani said...

Have fun!!!

Mine is up...and I'll get to reading al those I can asap...a little house work must be done first!!
Hugs
Lani

pheromone girl said...

Have a grand time on the water! I'll visit as many 55s as I can between job interviews - promise!

Passenger

Mary said...

Enoy the fishing!

Mine's up!

Cat said...

uhm I posted it! Better late than never right?!

have a great weekend!

Fireblossom said...

Someone crashed my gmail this morning, and said I should do a friday 55. Well, he was so smoov that i couldn't say no. ;-)

Cat said...

P.S. Have fun fishing!

G-Man said...

OK Kiddies....I'm outta here!!!

Anything posted after NOW..

Will have to be answered either by some charitable blogger bud, or by me on Sunday...

You all done good... :-)

G-Man

ciara said...

i'm up...sorry it was late, but i got up late. guess you'll read it whenever you get to it. hopefully i can get thru everyone's this wknd :)

hope said...

G-Man, have fun fishing and don't worry about commenting until you get back...if you feel like it.
Mine's up.

In the spirit of good sportsmanship, I will now go visit ciara. :)

Lani said...

thanks for your extremely kind words Sir!!!

I hope you have a great trip!
Lani

Cazzie!!! said...

Woot woo, I loved that! Well, I heart fishing too, so bets are I will be able to Enter the pearly gates...but I want a warm room ok LOL

Akelamalu said...

You will definitely get to heaven G-man, I'll give you a reference! LOL

OK I promise to visit everyone who has posted a 55 this week. I have to say though, I used to do it but not everyone reciprocated, so I stopped bothering. Anyway I'll give it another try just to please you m'dear. x

Angie aka Willow Breeze aka Jadey said...

Hey G,

Sorry I am late at putting up my 55 but its there yahoo me. Well well well sir I think your a pretty cool dad. Sounds like you have a great weekend planned and that tatt was great. Hmmm I took my oldest to get her hair streaked blue yesterday does that make me the cool mom of the year? LOL. Have a great weekend.

S E E Quine said...

It's certainly better than 'Loafing'. Ha ha ha!

PS, catch the new Lou Ryan videos of DOOM and hilarity!

Pouty Lips said...

Lots of followers posted 55's this week. There's some really good ones.

SandyCarlson said...

I like that. A lot.

Here's mine: Therapy

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