Thursday, March 26, 2009

Friday Flash 55...



(Rosebud, Fruit-Dish, Velvet-Glove, Sheath..
French Pear, Buggle-Boe, Porridge, Cut-Sleave)
Alas...He Mused.
Why was he having such a dilemma naming his comedic masterpiece?
Damnable women and their spell on men!!
Women with their 'Pie'.
With their 'Dark and Vicious Place'.
With their 'Hell'.
And drama?...It's ALWAYS...Much Ado About Nothing!!!

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If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55, please come tell The G-Man. I will visit, read, enjoy, comment, Then BOOK!!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have a Great Week-End!!
Peace...!!!

FOOTNOTE..Parenthesized words. 'Marked' words. And the word Nothing. Are Elizabethan slang terms for Cooter.
(Ha..That Footnote was so Mojoesque)

36 comments:

Mojo said...

You know... I think most of these have made it into Modern English too. Just slightly modified.

But the "Nothing", that I did not know. Makes perfect sense though. Heh.

Onward she rides!
55 Flash Fiction Friday #38: Chapter 30 - Amritsar

Mojo said...

(And psst!... Yahtzee!)

myrtle beached whale said...

Excellent. I have a feeling that Will made much ado about everything.

Mine is up, or should I say down.

snowelf said...

I have a new Delia post for tomorrow... but it's at work so I will post it in the morning. :)

G-man, you are adorably one of a kind.

--snow

lime said...

wow, i figured the others were all terms for the female anatomy but i had no idea "nothing" was as well.

Serena said...

To hasten the taming of the vicious shrew,
Take her to the place where they sell cute shoes...


Oh, Puck it, I'm not writing a sonnet. Already did that today. Elizabethan slang is a trip, huh?:)

KB said...

Very amusing G. Mine's up.

S said...

Scurvy knave!
Punk rampant!

A ship or a saaaiiillll!

I just love R & J, especially the Zefferelli version!

Happy 55 Gman, no I didnt play..I have work to do!

Kaknu said...

'Dark and Vicious Place' and 'Hell' <-- for cooter, really? They must be referencing women with STDs?

Never heard that before G-man thanks for the lesson. ;-)

My 55 will be up in ten minutes. :)

ciara said...

i'm up, g...will be checking in on everyone tomorrow along with fatherhood fridays. :)

Shadow said...

how cool! you've outdone yourself this week! and i didn't skip this week....

the walking man said...

Is a cooter a developing cootie?

Strange but funny as hell you are g-man.

Dr.John said...

Enjoyed your story.
I tried one today.

Hootin' Anni said...

"Et tu, Bruté?" I ♥ Shakespeare!!

My 55 is posted. You'll hafta skim down below my Friday Show N Tell bunny to find it.

Happy weekend.

jadey said...

G you always have such clever posts. Mine is up and TGIF to you and to everyone have a wonderful weekend.

Mama Zen said...

This is hilarious!

I played this week!

Eaton Bennett said...

Very clever G-Man...what, us girls are full of drama? You jest, surely!
:))

My 55

Polt said...

Ah, was Shakespeare ever so fun, or relevent, as your tale? :)

I played this week too.

HUGS...

barman said...

To funny but 'Rosebud'. I heard that refered to something else.
Then we have the word Nothing ... who knew?

Nice. I did play today but ran out of time to visit. I will be doing that later in the day, promise.

Have a nice weekend.

citizen of the world said...

Buggle-Boe?

Poetry Sue said...

OK OK I get it... And I did it

finally my very first Firday Flash 55 Hope you like it

FF55 #1 by PoetrySue

clean and crazy said...

all in one I heard it called a "cooter pie"!! That is funny!!!

Lulda Casadaga said...

So does that mean he was GAY...GALEN? Is this a "I hate women post"? :D Or just "Bitch SHUT UP", kinda post??
I'm in progress with the 55...

Mary said...

Ah, the Bard's issues still resonate today.

Mine's up.

Akelamalu said...

This may cause a stir but I have to say it

I Don't like Shakespeare!!!!

I do like your 55 though m'dear.

Mine's up too.

buffalodick said...

Shakespeare? Didn't see that one comin'...

Donnetta Lee said...

Galen: You are truly BAD! Leave it to you! Quite clever, however, as always!

Mine is up! D

Devotee said...

Poor Will. Sounds like nobody ever taught him how to snatch victory from the jaws of defeat.

My 55 for the week is up too now.

Mona said...

yea..I can never agree more than today that it is all much ado about nothing...

mile191 said...

i did a flash friday a few weeks ago on my family blog....hmmmm, i will get you the link. i always forget to do it. I love it. nice write...

Quixote said...

Great FF55 Galen ... I did forget to say that I noticed although you have a small woody in yesterday's picture, you've got a really BIG deck! pbbbbt

*huggles G-man all up*
Erin

javajazz said...

you are something else,
Mr. Knowitall...
i dont think i knew of
the word cooter
until i met you-ter.
wherever did you get
your inspiration
for this week's 55?

Linda - Nickers and Ink said...

Cute barb on the Bard.

Better late than never:

ILLOGICAL IDEALS AND SUPPOSITIONS OF THE SEASONS – winter’s last laugh

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