Mostly...Men are nasty,
'Raise a cheek'.... then wiggle.
Women are usually more demure,
They 'toot' or 'poot' then giggle.
'Let er Rip'
'Loud and Proud'
'Let Polly out of Jail'
'Launch a Loaf'
'Dutch Oven'
'Delivering the Mail'
'SBD's'....'Lingerers'
Your sense of smell they ravage,
Stay away from onions, boiled eggs, and cabbage!!
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If you or anyone you know has written a Flash 55, please come tell the G-Man.
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have a GREAT WEEK-END!!
Peace...!!!
26 comments:
You are truly an old fart. From one to another, mine is up.
Oh, my. Windbreakers. Breaking wind. Okey-dokey, then. As long as one avoids onions, boiled eggs, and cabbage, maybe the HazMat team will stay away.:)
Three bean chili's a killa too. You sure you didn't get a little long-winded on this one though? I didn't count, so I couldn't swear though.
I rely on MS Word to do my counting, so if I'm off blame Bill Gates. Come to think of it, just blame him anyway. For everything.
After you read this of course.
55 Flash Fiction Friday #31: Chapter 23 - Indhan
hehehe, well glad to see you got everything aired out. :)
I played along this week as well, and am already up.
HUGS...
hahaha cute ;-) Love the wind breakers too. But don't forget about beans and broccoli!
I'm back! Mine will be up at midnight Pacific time ;-)
Have you ever noticed that vegetarians not only fart more than carnivores but it stinks much much worse.
When my son was with his first girlfriend in high school he went vegan to please her. Together in vegetarianism.
I was pleased to stable him out in the garage for the duration of that stinking relationship.
too funny today....
mine's up too.
Tihi, took me a second to figure out what u were up to (English is not my first language and all that...). Have a great weekend G-man! (Sorr, not playing this week either, consumed with work...)
Gastronomic poetry from the Gman!
Galen you are never boring! Mines up....
Oh man, that STINKS. hahaha. Love the cartoon too.
I finally climbed out of my how and posted a 55 for a change.
Have a nice weekend G.
What an artsy fartsy 55ve this is...
Farts can be really categorized and studied seriously I guess...
My 55ve is up too Galen dear!
Cute one. I'm glad you got all that old stuff aired out.
Mine is up.
Have a great weekend.
I don't know what they put in dog food, but my dog will fart, get up and move away from it, while your eyes are starting to tear...
You really though about farts today. Mine is up, it is not funny like yours. Oh well, I tried.
Connieemeraldeyes
Hiya, G-daddy.
I'm with Barman today and actually crawling out of my hole too.
I didn't really post one, but I did play.
And, yes. Vegans have BY FAR the worst farts.
I was vegan for awhile.
Though, my farts have nothing at all to do with why I stopped being vegan.
Also, when cooking beans, if you add a bay leaf....it helps to eliminate gas.
I don't know why, but it was a trick my grandma passed down to me.
She would inform me of this bit of info when cooking pasta a fagioli as she added her bay leaf.
So, now I put three bay leafs in all the soup I cook, cos I'm a big fan of legumes.
I think it helps.
Oh, and I caught up on your blog a bit. I'm glad business is going so well for you!
xoxo!
Yay!
I miss you!
LOL only you could write a 55 about farting! That was so funny!
Mine's up too.
so if i say this 55 stinks you'll now it's a compliment, right?
I saw this on Shadow's blog and I decide to give it a try.
Mine's up.
Just last nite my husband announced, as we layed in bed,"Get the spray". It's just not fair...I have to tolerate bombs from him and my 2 dogs...and now you?! :P
Don't forget to add some refried beans to your list. :D
I'm up with my 55...have a great weekend...make mine fart free please!
way too much fun... had to follow your lead again this week... loved it!!!
here's mine: for "poppy"
This is too funny!
Oh, poo-poo-poo! You are truly bad. Ask my tiny little mom about liver & onions with ice cream for desert. Stay far, far away from Mama at such time.
Mine is finally up, Galen! D
In honor of your 'gassy theme' I've posted mine:
Gas Pump
Hey there G. This was a very entertaining post. Well my first one is up.
Late, but up.
Yours is great, G.
well you have to know i loved the subject matter,, as i just couldn't help myself hand had to follow poot.... i mean suit!!!!!!!
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