Thursday, November 6, 2008

Friday Flash 55......

The psychiatrist leaned back, took out his pen and said, 'proceed'...
"Doc, my mother never breast fed me, she said she only liked me as a friend."
"I was so ugly, Mom had morning sickness AFTER I was born!"
"My bath toys were a toaster and a radio!!"
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'I'm sorry Rodney...Did you say something?'
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Hi everybody, you'll ALWAYS get respect from the most gracious host from coast to coast.
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55, please come tell the G-Man, I will visit, read, enjoy, comment, Then Book!!!
Have a Great Week-End.....
Peace...!!!

27 comments:

Serena said...

LOL. Classic! A fine 55, indeed, Mr. G.

Kaknu said...

hahahaha - he's awesome. Great 55 G-man.

I don't know if I'll play tonight, but if I do it'll be up at midnight Pacific time. ;-)

Mojo said...

I'm tellin ya... no respect... nor respect at all!

Love it!

Continuing the journey...
55 Flash Fiction Friday #19: Yaadein (III)

Kaknu said...

Ok, I did one. It'll go live in a couple hours. ;-)

smarmoofus said...

Oh, geez... thanks Mojo. I didn't know who "Rodney" was, but I knew I was supposed get it. *hangs head* I'm so clueless.

But now that I get the reference, that's awesome, G-man!

I'm up!
-smarmoofus

ciara said...

very cute 55, g...'what? did somebody step on a duck?' hehehe

i'm up. :)

Mona said...

Poor Rodney...
G Man I feel the same as him, I told it in My 55v today...

Devotee said...

Who could fail to love Rodney?

Thanks, g-man!

My 55 for the week is up too.

SignGurl said...

Awesome 55, G! You really are the master at this.

Jayme Malvagio said...

lol, too cute. A great 55 indeed. I've posted one as well...

James Goodman said...

lol, that's just good stuff. Nicely done, Galen.

Mine's up!

buffalodick said...

Dangerfield was one of my favorites!

Strumpet said...

Haaaaaaaaaaaa!

I heart Rodney Dangerfield.

I was just talking to my mom the other day about the flick Easy Money.

It's one of our favourite movies.

We both are still BIG supporters of The Regular Guy look.

^_~

Monty: She says I drink too much, I smoke too much, I gamble. I mean she's right, but what can I do? I got no... what's the word...

Nicky: Class.


Him and Joe Pesci in that movie leave me in hysterics every time I see it. Even though I've seen it a hundred freaking times.

Then there's Julio and the Hedge...

...just THINKING about that scene has me cracking up.

Thanks for the memories, G-hottie.

Rodney was greatness.

Breazy said...

awesome 55! Have a good weekend! :)

Ameratis said...

I wrote a 55 this time too! Y'all have a great weekend!

Lulda Casadaga said...

He used to have a club in NYC...never went to it...:(
He sure was a fixture in my parents generation...thanks for the memories!
My 55 is awaiting a look-see...

Liquid said...

I know I am slaggin' laggin' and running late all over the place!
Maybe I need to see that doctor you speak of! Loved it! But, of course I would forget why I was there (on the wrong day) and would feel even more defective than when I made this redundant decision to ask "professionals" to diasect my mind.
Great 55 G-Man.......Hit home....I think......forgot where I left from!

I did though, make it up before saturday this week!

Mucho!

Donnetta Lee said...

Galen: Very, very funny! good one.

Mine's up!! D

KB said...

Nice one G. Mine's up now.

Akelamalu said...

Oh poor Rodney! LOL

Sorry I only just got to visit G-man but better late than never eh? :)

snowelf said...

I hope you are having a good weekend G-man--it's a stay inside and read kind of day here. :)

--snow

lime said...

i'm just home from the spa and i must say...i got lots of respect there!

S said...

LOL! You silly guy!

you know me, Gman, its whatever day of the week whenever I want it to be.

:P

S said...

Why yes, yes we are.

S said...

And thank you. Not bad for 48 eh?

Mona said...

G Man, where are you going this weekend?

just curious....

G-Man said...

Thanks everyone for playing, visiting, and commenting..
Mona...Nowhere!!!