Quasimodo, the demented bell-ringer of Notre Dame, put an ad in the Paris Press for an assistant bell-ringer. One man finally applied for the job but had no arms.
"How are you going to assist me when you have no arms". Asked Quasi
"Thats easy". Replied the man, and he ran and rang the bell with with his head. BONG!!!
"Thats amazing...Could you show me that again"? Quasi asked.
"Sure!!" Said the man, and he made another run at the bell, but this time he missed the swinging bell and fell out of the bell-tower. A crowd huddled around the hapless man lying in the street, and a Gendarme asks.."Does anyone know who this man is"? Just then Quasimodo steps out from the crowd and said.." I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME, BUT HIS FACE SURE RINGS A BELL"!
The very next day after this accident, a man shows up at the Cathedral and tells Quasimodo that he is the brother of the armless man, and that he would like to audition for the vacant bell-ringers job. Quasimodo takes him up to the bell-tower, and the man then picks up the wooden mallet and starts to ring the bells. He took a huge swing, missed the bell, and fell over the balcony to his death. Same scene as yesterday!! The Gendarme asks Quasimodo who this man was, he said..."I never got his name, but he's a DEAD RINGER FOR HIS BROTHER"!!!
Having a good Week-End so far?
Well you better hurry, it's almost over!
But I'm actually starting a little Mini-Vacation again!
Mrs. G just flew to Vermont till Thursday... YAY!!!!!