Sunday, August 24, 2008

Sunday Groanin Comin Down............


Quasimodo, the demented bell-ringer of Notre Dame, put an ad in the Paris Press for an assistant bell-ringer. One man finally applied for the job but had no arms.
"How are you going to assist me when you have no arms". Asked Quasi
"Thats easy". Replied the man, and he ran and rang the bell with with his head. BONG!!!
"Thats amazing...Could you show me that again"? Quasi asked.
"Sure!!" Said the man, and he made another run at the bell, but this time he missed the swinging bell and fell out of the bell-tower. A crowd huddled around the hapless man lying in the street, and a Gendarme asks.."Does anyone know who this man is"? Just then Quasimodo steps out from the crowd and said.." I DON'T KNOW HIS NAME, BUT HIS FACE SURE RINGS A BELL"!
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AND ?????.....
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The very next day after this accident, a man shows up at the Cathedral and tells Quasimodo that he is the brother of the armless man, and that he would like to audition for the vacant bell-ringers job. Quasimodo takes him up to the bell-tower, and the man then picks up the wooden mallet and starts to ring the bells. He took a huge swing, missed the bell, and fell over the balcony to his death. Same scene as yesterday!! The Gendarme asks Quasimodo who this man was, he said..."I never got his name, but he's a DEAD RINGER FOR HIS BROTHER"!!!
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Having a good Week-End so far?
Well you better hurry, it's almost over!
But I'm actually starting a little Mini-Vacation again!
Mrs. G just flew to Vermont till Thursday... YAY!!!!!
Peace.....And Quiet!!!

12 comments:

Queenie said...

Heee-larious, hope Mrs G has a cool time...

Serena Joy said...

Funny story. Kinda rings a bell, but... I'd like to get Mr. SJ to take a little vacation.:)

Mona said...

Mrs. G going away? does that mean your bell will keep ringing mow?

Strange! & I was talking about advertising too in my post last night...

Ding Dong!

Galen, I was very naughty as kid! i would ring people's door bell and hide nearby to watch the fun after wards!

javajazz said...

mazel tov, baby...

buffalodickdy said...

That large groan you just heard was from 100 miles away, generated in Grand Rapids Mi.... :)

KJ said...

Hope you have a great Monday

Mona said...

Galen, today is Snow Elf's birthday...

Akelamalu said...

LOL very funny! You behave yourself while Mrs G-man is away now you hear!

barman said...

Sounds like a potential staycation in place for you now. Have fun on both your parts.

lime said...

doh!

enjoy your mini vacation though...grinning with you

Breazy said...

LOL @ the jokes. Hope you have a good time playing bachelor until Mrs. G comes home....don't get into trouble! LOL!

G-Man said...

Hi Queenie...
SJ, A Permanent one I bet...
Mona..Your neihbors had doorbells?
Lechaim Yenta!!!
Buff...hehehe
I E-Mailed her a B-Day wish thanks!
Ake...? ALWAYS..*WINK*
Thanks Bryan I will...
Thanks KJ...But it kinda sucked!
Hi Trini...
Hi Heather...