Tuesday, June 10, 2008

Meme Me Baby........






Hi everybody, today I feel like being discusting!!

I know I've been accused of that many times, so maybe I'll try and live up to my expectations!

And what better way to showcase this, than a discusting meme?

So grab some Pepto Bismol, and enjoy!!

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1..Do you know what a 'Dutch-Oven' is? How about a 'Dirty Sanchez'?...A 'Teabag'?

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2..If yes, have you ever administered any of the above mentioned to anyone?

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3..Have you ever 'lit a fart'...or witnessed the event?

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4..Do you walk your dog during the day.....without a baggie and scoop?

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5..Have you ever puked in public?

(carnivals, concerts, ballgames, wedding receptions, frat parties, etc..)

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To tell you the truth, I doubt very seriously if any of my readers could give a positive response to any of these, but you never know...Still waters run deep!!!

Peace..!!!

10 comments:

SignGurl said...

1..Do you know what a 'Dutch-Oven' is?

How about a 'Dirty Sanchez'?...

A 'Teabag'?. Yes to all of the above.

2..If yes, have you ever administered any of the above mentioned to anyone?. Can I plead the 5th?

3..Have you ever 'lit a fart'...or witnessed the event?Only that one time that I watched you

.4..Do you walk your dog during the day.....without a baggie and scoop?.This is why I have kitties.

5..Have you ever puked in public?(carnivals, concerts, ballgames, wedding receptions, frat parties, etc..).Um, hello? I'm like the pukiest person you've ever known. I've been known to barf in a bag that I kept in my pocket. I didn't put it back. Never forget my stealth like puking abilities. I puked today after lunch with you, just kidding!

I forgot...Yahtzee!!! Bingo!!!!!

Serena Joy said...

Oh! Another meme. Slightly disgusting, maybe, but what the hell. It's a meme.:-)

1.Do you know what a 'Dutch-Oven' is? How about a 'Dirty Sanchez'? A 'Teabag'?
Isn't a dutch oven something you cook in? I do know what a teabag is. It's that little thing with a string that I dunk in a cup of hot water to produce tea, right?

2.If yes, have you ever administered any of the above mentioned to anyone?
I've served people tea.

3.Have you ever 'lit a fart'...or witnessed the event?
Noooooo.

4.Do you walk your dog during the day ... without a baggie and scoop?
I have. You're not going to call the poop police, are you?

5. Have you ever puked in public?(carnivals, concerts, ballgames, wedding receptions, frat parties, etc.)
Nope.

Rebicmel said...

Uno - Some things must remain private
even though we live in a very free and public world some things are just you know private (lol)

Dos - Again private

Tres - My son has atomic farts, not lit any, but have experienced radiation fallout due to his farts

Cuatro - No perros, so no

Cinco - I am allergic to puking so I don't do it. ermmm well not since I was a kid.

buffalodickdy said...

Hey! I resemble that remark!

barman said...

OK, I had no clue what a Dirty Sanchez was so I had to look that one up. I have not done any of those but I could possibly see the dutch oven, one never knows.

I have not lit a fart or ever seen one lit except on the Internet. So that does not count.

No dogs so nope to 4. No public puking either. Now this is a different meme for sure.

Cazzie!!! said...

1) I married a clog-wog (Dutch-man). So I do knowwhat a dutch Oven is...
2) Nope, I haevent not for want of trying though!
3) Nope.
4) I always scoop my Bondi's poop!
5) Nope, In only ever vomited when I got car sick..always in the car :(

G-Man said...

hahahaha...Boy this one sure scared em off eh?

Jenn...You so funny!
Please tell me it was just the Dutch Oven?...G.;)

Sherry...
May I see some identification?
No scoop...No baggie!
Just doing some doggie jogging?
Please get in the back-seat...
I'll be right there...:-)

Missy...
I know the toxicity of a teens ass believe me!!!..hahahaha
Thanks Melissa...:_))

Oh, a wise guy!!....(Thanks Buff)

Barman...?
Kids sometimes call the Dirty Sanchez a "Hitler"...hehehe

So Cazzie....?
You puked in a car?
I bet that car smelled like Stilton for a year....:-)

Breazy said...

1. I know what all three are and I am gagging a bit.

2. no

3. no but if you are willing to demonstrate?

4. no, there is nothing worse than leaving dog poop, or any poop for that matter, lying around for people to step in.

5. don't know if this counts as public but the day I had my braces put on my teeth I was driving home from work and was in a very congested area when I realized that the ham and cheese hoagie I had for lunch wasn't agreeing with me. I tried to get over so I could pull into a gas station, the hospital,or the police station but traffic was bumper to bumper and needless to say I blew chunks all over the inside of my car including the windshield and myself. I was about ten minutes from home and I got sick two more times before I got home. When I got home I got out of the car, with my arms held out away from my body, and walked to the front door leaving my car door wide open. My husband went out to find out how bad it was I went straight in and stripped down to my birthday suit, jumped in the shower and came close to scrubbing my skin off then I got out and my sweet husband was running me a bath in our over sized bathtub. I got in and cried from embarrassment over getting sick on myself while driving for thirty minutes.

My husband cleaned what he could out of the car then called a friend that owned a detailing shop to come tow the car to his shop. Two weeks later we had to trade the car because I couldn't get in it without gagging then crying, thank goodness that car was paid off!

G-Man said...

Breazy...
That was a wonderful puke story!!!
Public enough for me thanks....;-)

J Morgetron said...

Oh pukes! I just wrote out a response to this and then my power gave out and I lost it.

I'm out!

Maybe if I have some sort of burst of energy I will recompose.

Until then ... La la la