Tuesday, June 17, 2008

Day of the Week #2.......


Needless to say, I ain't got shit today. But some people doo doo (sorry).
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In 1509 King Henry VIII, and we all know what a big fat slob he was, appoints a "Groom of the Stool", whose sole function was to clean the royal anus by hand. It becomes a highly respected and coveted position!!
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In an attempt to make himself more attractive to his girlfriend Gala, Salvadore Dali shaved his armpits untill they bled and wore perfume made from fish glue and cow dung!!
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Pills made from toxic metal antimony were highly esteemed in Medievil Times as bowel regulators. The pills irritated the intestinal tract, causing loose movements and would pass through the body unharmed. They would then be saved and handed down from father to son, and mother to daughter , as precious family heirlooms!!!
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Moulay Ismael, the Sultan of Morocco, gave samples of his bowel movements to ladies of the court as a mark of special favor.
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Buzz Aldrin was the first man to deficate on the moon!!
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Children that lived on the prairie in the 19th Century, not only played with dried buffalo dung by tossing it around like Frisbee's, but it was used as a heat source for many many years because of it's abundance!
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This one is the best...
In 1961, Piero Manzoni an Italian artiste in the art movement (movement hehe..) known as "Arte Povera", exibits a series of one ounce cans containing his own excrement titled "Artists Shit". In June 2002, the Tate Gallery in London announces that it has purchased a tin of Manzonies feces for about $38,000.
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Boy oh Boy....What we learn on the internet eh?
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Have a GREAT day, and eat lots of fiber... Peace..!!

12 comments:

SignGurl said...

There was a farmer had a dog, and BINGO was his name-o!

Galen, you have done it once again! I feel a hurl comin' on.

lime said...

i'm with signgurl here. i think this warrants a puke post in response. ugh.

Serena Joy said...

Good grief! Not only am I holding back a good hurl, but I'm never eating fiber again. Couldn't you have gone with a good doo-WOP?:)

J Morgetron said...

I <3 fiber! It makes me happy!

"In 1509 King Henry VIII, and we all know what a big fat slob he was, appoints a "Groom of the Stool", whose sole function was to clean the royal anus by hand. It becomes a highly respected and coveted position!"

I can understand the allure. You'd get to stick it to the king exactly where it counts on a regular basis. I'd do it.

"In an attempt to make himself more attractive to his girlfriend Gala, Salvadore Dali shaved his armpits untill they bled and wore perfume made from fish glue and cow dung!"

Mmmm. Dali. A real charmer, he was. I love a man with a big twisty mustache, bloody armpits. Add in fish and dung odors ... dream come true!

"Pills made from toxic metal antimony were highly esteemed in Medievil Times as bowel regulators. The pills irritated the intestinal tract, causing loose movements and would pass through the body unharmed. They would then be saved and handed down from father to son, and mother to daughter , as precious family heirlooms!"

Had my mom handed me a pair of bowel irritators that had been through her system and presented them as an heirloom, I would say, "Give 'em to my bruddah." Because he likes that kind of shit ... literally.

"Moulay Ismael, the Sultan of Morocco, gave samples of his bowel movements to ladies of the court as a mark of special favor."

Sultan or no sultan ... somebody hands me a sample of their shit ... that's a deal breaker for me.

"Buzz Aldrin was the first man to deficate on the moon!"

As a male of the species, I'm sure he's quite proud of himself. He probably had a t-shirt made that said "I pooed on the moon."

"Children that lived on the prairie in the 19th Century, not only played with dried buffalo dung by tossing it around like Frisbee's, but it was used as a heat source for many many years because of it's abundance!"

Hubby and I do this with our kids too. We say, it's family play time! Let's go play poo toss. Only for us ... it's dog poop ... because of its abundance. Oh, and it's not dry. The kids LOVE it!

This one is the best...In 1961, Piero Manzoni an Italian artiste in the art movement (movement hehe..) known as "Arte Povera", exibits a series of one ounce cans containing his own excrement titled "Artists Shit". In June 2002, the Tate Gallery in London announces that it has purchased a tin of Manzonies feces for about $38,000."

Why does this make me so angry?

Thanks for the tidbits Galen.

Men and scatology. It's perplexing to us womenfolk ...

SignGurl said...

A plethora of puke it is!!

barman said...

Good grief. That is a lot of shit if you ask me!

Kissing the kings ass... I don't know about that. Of course if the alternative is death...

You suppose the Whamo Frisbee company started out with cow chips?

S E E Quine said...

` Eeeeeeeeeee ... eeewwwwwwwwww ... wwwwwww!

` G-Man. I love it. Keep it up.

Let's go play poo toss. Only for us ... it's dog poop ... because of its abundance. Oh, and it's not dry. The kids LOVE it!

` Morgy, I loves.

` PS You'd never believe the shit on my blogs....

Breazy said...

that's a shitty post!

How are you Gman? All is well in my neck of the woods.

Have a good day tomorrow!

HUGS!

Cazzie!!! said...

Thabks for the lovely comnt you left for me on my blog :) You rock!

Mona said...

Galen?

Been bitten in the butt and betrayed by bowel seems to have really bugged you!

In India we get a lot of herbal remedies for constipation, which include roughage and are not habit forming. If you need some, just let me know & I'll send you!

Mona said...

Hey Galen, Lime is shifting her part of the rakshosi to my sister ever since you called the rakshosis a name which she apparently did not like.( so in lieu the shifting of the title to my poor sister)

Galen, Its all your fault!

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G-Man said...

Good Job Jenn...
Oh I can give you a puke post Limey!
Sherrrrrry Doo-Wop a Dop...xo

Jodie...?
Feeling very responsive tonight eh?

Bryan...
Yes it is, ask Jodie!

Hi Sequin...
Yeah, because usually you are the only person smart enough to understand the shit on your blog!
But I love your quirky ways..:-)

Hi Heather...
All is well...Thanks Baby-Cakes!!

Cazzie...
You deserve all nice things said about you...G

MONA!!!!!!!
I read "The Tomb", I do know what a Rakhoshi is...Yikes!!!!