Tuesday, January 15, 2008
Fire On The Roof...Fire In The Furnace.......
Mr. Knowitall is taking the night off folks, I hope you are not disappointed...
As many of you know, The G-Man has an ' affection ' toward certain things. Pretty Feet, U of M football, cooking, and of course..Redheads!!
I'm gonna tell a joke regarding Redheads, and I'd like a joke in return, but it doesn't have to be about any particular hair color....Henna color will do...hehehehe
A man is dining in a fancy restaurant, and there is a gorgeous Redhead sitting at the next table. He has been checking her out since he sat down, but lacks the nerve to talk to her...
Suddenly she sneezes, and her glass eye comes flying out it's socket toward the man. He reflexively reaches out, grabs it in mid air, and hands it back to her.
"Oh my, I am so sorry", the woman says as she pops it back into place.
"I'm sure that this must have embarrassed you, so please let me buy your dinner to make it up to you" she says.
They enjoy a wonderful dinner together, and afterwards they go to the theater followed by drinks. They talk, they laugh, she shares her deepest dreams and he listens, he shares his and she listens. After paying for everything , she asked him up to her place for a nightcap and stay for breakfast.
They have a wonderful WONDERFUL time!
The next morning she cooks a gourmet breakfast with all the trimmings. The guy is amazed and totally impressed, everything had been soooo incredible.
"You know...You are the perfect woman" he says.." Are you this nice to every guy you meet"?
"No" she replies..."You just happened to catch my eye".
Joke please.... Peace!
(or if you are Hosed...just say Hi..)