Saturday, February 10, 2007

Say What?

You know you've been blogging way to much, when you talk to the people in the "real" world, like they just posted new.....

Good morning Tim Horton's, would you like to try our new breakfast sandwich?
"No, just a large regular coffee with double cream please...But thank you for asking, that was most considerate of you"........( gimme the coffee and shut the fuck up)

Or walking through the service department in the morning...
Good morning Galen, hows it going?
" Hey it's a glorious day....Thank you for asking!"( UGH)

Hey Galen, feelin allright?
" You know, as long as I'm reading the obituarys, instead of starring in them, it's OK"..( UGH)

Or walking thru the office in the morning....
Morning Galen.
"Good morning Kathy, God I love a fine, friendly, and exceedingly hot woman". (bitch)

Mornin Galen Honey
" Oh hi Tina, has Playboy called for that pictorial yet"?(Hustler....maybe )


Or sitting in my office, when a customer comes in ........
Hey Galen, I just wanted to thank you for the free oil change, you didn't have to pay for it.
"Billy my boy, it's the least I can do for all the trust and confidence, that you've placed in me over the years. I can't tell you how much I appreciate you asking for me again and again".
( cheap fucker)

Galen, thanks for getting me that owners manual.
"Ed, it's one of the many many services of Vic Canever Chevrolet".( no problem)

I'm tired, Thank You all, for visiting the G-Man...........Peace ( of ass....hahahahahaha )

52 comments:

Manny said...

lmao...In class, they had each one of us stand up and tell a little about ourselves. I said:

I chase ants til their little feet get to tired to run. Then I step on them.

Most people laughed, except the single good looking guy from across the room...He just stared at me. In fact, he stared at me a lot.

The second day of class, he over heard me saying..."I should be at home protecting my high score."

I proceeded to take the last cheese danish right out from under him.

I was here first! biotch

Manny said...

Mmmm freshly ground starbucks coffee. Mine is a good life.

Manny said...

Third

Manny said...

Fourth

Manny said...

LOL, sorry g, I woke up happy this morning...Fifth

Manny said...

Sixth.

Manny said...

No wonder I'm single.

Manny said...

I thought old people woke up early.

SignGurl said...

Bwahahahah, Manny, I thought old people got up early too!!!!

Good morning, Galen (get your lazy ass out of bed). Thanks for visiting
my website (40 freaking times). I'm looking forward to reading your sweet and kind (smartass) commments today.

G-Man said...

Who's stalkin who around here?

Manny, of course this means WAR!!!

Manny said...

Bring it!

Manny said...

I never said you were stalking!

SignGurl said...

:-P

(o)(o)

SignGurl said...

You are getting so slow!!!!!!! You need to eat your bran in the morning.

G-Man said...

Not you man/ant killer!

Jenn, the hit click counter.
Maybe I just want to check on what mean things certain co-conspirators, were planning!

G-Man said...

I got your Bran, right here...

SignGurl said...

Things are moving ok then?

gab said...

lol.....well ummm what can I say after all that? Good morning G-man how was your week?(piss off Its the weekend and Im tired?)

G-Man said...

I love you Gab, you are allowed to rag on me!

Top cat said...

WTF it's Saturday morning, aren't people supposed to be sleeping in or something? cartoons? horizontal rhumba?

I know what you mean about speaking bloggernese out in the real world.
The other day I stopped and got gas and after I paid the middle eastern man behind the counter, i said "thanks".."hugs"
tc

SignGurl said...

TC, that was priceless!

Manny said...

Sit to pissers? You know you're a sitter!

Manny said...

I don't like the nutty ones!

G-Man said...

TC, I need your help. These two Amazons are roughing me up, I think they found out that this gun is shooting blanks!

Manny said...

Aww look, g is making confessions. I guess that's just something that comes with age.


I'm sorry g, I am being so mean to you.

MONA said...

forgive him/her G ...he / she is actually apologizing!!!

G-Man said...

* sniff * yes.

Top cat said...

alright people, the cat is back in the house.
Thelma and Louise will you please leave this kindly elderly man alone?
He's wandered off with a water gun one of the visiting kids left and he thinks he's one of the Untouchables.

It's alright g-man, remember it's Saturday, this afternoon it's Bingo followed by an episode of the Lawrence Welk show.

thank you signgurl.:)

G-Man said...

Mona? A nice Lady? My dear you are Soooooo welcome here. Thank you sweetie.
You certainly deserve a G-Man welcome on your post......

G-Man said...

A one and a two, you know what? I have a Lawrence Welk Post in my brain.. I think I'll treat the world with it soon...

TC,......Huge help!

Top cat said...

always glad to put forth a helpful paw when needed.

lime said...

this post completely confused me but that's ok, it's been a long week with not much sleep the last two nights.

i'm back.....and i think i amy have once said 'LOL' out loud, during conversation.....scary.

SignGurl said...

Please don't break out the Lawrence Welk. I'm begging you here.

Manny, I like nuts. That's why I'm here at Gman's.

G-Man said...

LIME!!! I confuse myself...

TC, GGrrrrrrrr

Jenn, Champagne Music it shall be!

SignGurl said...

I take it back, nuts don't agree with me.

G-Man said...

I agree with you a lot!

Top cat said...

my dog was barking and running over to the monitor, I thought you'd fallen and couldn't get up.
LMAO!

lime said...

confusion r us....

G-Man said...

I got the CLAP.....per.

SignGurl said...

Old people call it the clap!

SignGurl said...

er..

Top cat said...

ZINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
good one signgurl.

G-Man said...

That be ME!

SignGurl said...

Hit me up on the Gmail!

Top cat said...

Call for Phillip Morris! call for Phillip Morassse

SignGurl said...

I'm not Phillip, but I got more ass! hahahaha!

Manny said...

I didn't get a puppy babe, but when I do, it'll be a male and I'll definitely name him after you.

Top cat said...

it appears the g-man is oiling his gun.

a rapidly dwindling ass I must say signgurl.
poor puppy!

g-man said...

AVATARS EVERYWHERE!!
Look at all these felines.
Looks like the Humane Society.

CuteBeachGirl said...

So, I hear you gotta thing for my butt....

g-man said...

Yes I Do!!

You do of course have permission to punch me silly. But I just can't help myself, you are just so perky! Thank you for the visit, your a good sport Cutebuttgirl!
Beach, Cutebeachgirl!
You Rock.

CuteBeachGirl said...

If you'd like to read my real site, go to my bigcutebeachgirl site and leave me an addy, I'll email you with new addy or you can get from signgurl, if you know her email....
I'm having a bit of trouble with some stalkers in my town. Fun huh?