Saturday, January 13, 2007

A Rose By Any Other Name.......

I sure hope I don't get web blocked for this post......Last week a fellow blogger printed up a letter that she received from a friend. It was quite funny. But in that letter was a slang reference to sperm. I believe the term used was 'throat yogurt'. My My, that was a term I had not heard. I know of a few slang words for male ejaculate, but I had never heard of 'throat yogurt'!
Now I have heard of a few terms like spunk, and jizz. Well I guess there are a couple of others also like.....load, spode, choad, tongue splash, mouth wash, back splat, tiny swimmers, spew, goo, spluge, Eewww!, dick wad, dick drip, dick snot, dick spit, belly splatter, cum drop, dna, fresh creme, butter-milk, white wash, sour cream, dick fizz, jazz, hot lava, honey drip, magma, hand lotion, jack juice, white lightening, love sludge, love sauce, love potion #9, juice, ranch dressing, piston juice, cream rinse, mayo, wad, gob, love explosion, pearl drops, pearl necklace, milky way, spill your seed, silky stream, fondle fluid, love spash, hollandaise, love loogie, miracle whip, gunk, stuff, alfredo sauce, carrot juice, 10w30, if it's the 2nd go around...10w50(thicker), sac gak, cum, BJ residue,...and for the holidays, clam nog!
Whew I can't think of any more right now. Thank you Manny for your friends letter, and if any one knows of any other term that might be a personal favorite...please feel free to share it with the rest of us. The G-Man felt SO naughty today....sorry.

55 comments:

Oceansearabbit said...

Naughty is good... I had no idea so many words were in use to describe what use to be my favorite breakfast... ;-)
SeaRabbit

G-Man said...

SeaRabbit, theres another one!
Your favorite breakfast.
Thanks for contributing.......G

SignGurl said...

I didn't see spooge in there.

lime said...

well, i always sort of wondered if the brit slang 'gobsmacked' referred to being hit in the face with it.....

G-Man said...

You guys ROCK! Three women, three more additions to G-OOGLE!
Thanks Jen, Thanks Michelle Triny Limey..

buddha_girl said...

I've always referred to it as a yogurt shake. I even had a discussion about it with a friend who's dealing with invitro. I asked how her husband felt when asked to aim his yogurt shake into the speciman cup.

G-Man said...

I knew I could count on you for one BG. Thanks for the specimen

gab said...

EWWWWWW! What names! I have heard about half of those. Guess Im not with it! lol

G-Man said...

No Gabby I already said Ewwww, but thanks for playing anyway.

Top cat said...

just when I thought I had heard it all.LOL
I guess Cum is old fashioned eh?
tc

Manny said...

I am afraid to comment.

G-Man said...

TC, I'm with you. These young kids! But you may think of one yet, thanks for comming.hahahaha

....But Manny, this is all because of you!
Surely you can squeeze out one little drop of...
participation?

Limey said...

oh, i also know a gal who reffered to it as cream of mushroom soup

G-Man said...

Thats a new one for me too!
Who is this girl?

Manny said...

Ahhhhhhh ah ah ah ah

Good to the last drop. er...if you drink enough water that is.

G-Man said...

Is that some sort of double entendre?

See I said I'd be nice.

Thank You Manny for visiting and trusting me.

SignGurl said...

Hey, I just finished draining something, although, I couldn't tell you what it was.

G-Man said...

Jenn, I'm so glad that that you followed up on that great opening that I gave you. I should be your straight man!

seventh sister said...

tallywax

G-Man said...

Sister, thank you for that contribution. As a matter of fact, I'm long overdue for a consultation from a Reiki Mistress...Thanks again.

S E E Quine said...

` Mmm. Throat yogurt. Though I daresay, G-man, if you want to be as naughty as me, we've got to see some kind of... photographic evidence! ;D

` ...Ooh. I used to practice Reiki. It was so fun and I loved the feeling of helping people....
` But then my entire world was shattered when I discovered that it was mere self-delusion: Nobody was really getting better much more than they would normally have been, they just felt like they were.
` I exploded with sorrow because I couldn't live with taking people's money for shooting liquid electric energy wads into them. (I admit, that phrase was just wrong.)
` Now I'm a fraud psychic. Entertainment purposes only, ya know. ;)

` I lead a strange life. Now for fake chicken nuggets!

G-Man said...

And you are very entertaining indeed Sequin. Sweetie you are much more photo-genic than I am also.
Have fun on your cruise, and keep in touch...G

SignGurl said...

SignGurl, DVM at your service.

SignGurl said...

Oh, goodmorning, sunshine!

G-Man said...

Hey Doc whats happenin?
I'm ready for my exam!

SignGurl said...

*pulls on latex exam glove* Hope you don't have a latex allergy.

G-Man said...

Lube, lube, luuuuuuuuuuuuuuube!

SignGurl said...

Do you have a brand preference?

G-Man said...

KY...warming gel.

Manny said...

Get your mind out of the gutter, back to your ice storm, and post something new.

I say this because once I get started down that road, there is no going back.

Must abstain!!!!

jillie said...

Those are funny!! I use to be married to a guy named Mike and he use to call it "MOM" "Milk Of Mike" LOL!!!!!

I've missed you Galen xoxo

Poor Chargers!

SignGurl said...

Someone get a hose for Manny!

P.S. Ky sucks!

G-Man said...

Manny,( I won't say it!)

Jillie honey, I'm so glad to hear from you during your troubling times. Leaving on Wednesday still?
You'll be shocked, it's finally Winter in the mid-west.
Thanks for your seminal contribution, Love ....Galen

Sign, I got a .......(never Mind)

SignGurl said...

Put your hose away! With this weather it's libel to freeze or something.

G-Man said...

I know, and who needs MORE shrinkage?

jillie said...

Oh no...not a frostbit hose!

LOL...yes, I am still leaving on Wed. Getting my stuff together now. My brother from KY is going to surprise my mom and come up with his family. NOW...I have to keep my big yap shut!

G-Man said...

Jillie and secrets are soon parted?

DarkAngel said...

A rose by any other name would still prick you with its thorns ...

It's on the chinese menu actually ... cream of sum yung gi.

DA

G-Man said...

Poetic justice?
Thank you Angel, I knew I could count on a little squirt from you!
You Rock!

G-Man said...

BTW, I AM posting new on Tuesday, so chill out Manny......

Manny said...

I'll just go outside and stand in the cold cold rain.

G-Man said...

Stop it. Get in the house right now!

jillie said...

DAMMIT! My brother Tom told my mom they were coming up. I've bit my tongue ALL FREAKIN day for nothing. LOL...I guess nobody can keep a secret in my family...LOL

G-Man said...

Well Jillie they can't blame you!

jillie said...

How do you delete a comment? Any clue? There is one on mine that I finally noticed...WTF??

jillie said...

HA...that'll be a first! LOL

jillie said...

You know....after reading some of your comments and looking at TC's picture, it looks as if he's carrying a load in HIS mouth! OMG...LMFAO!

G-Man said...

Jillie, back with a vengence...sorry TC she's out of control...

jillie said...

I don't think that I saw "ju ju"

Top cat said...

g-man..you are corrupting the blog world..good job my brother! lol

jillie..you don't think I'd go out into the world dressed like some low class hooker and not get paid for it do ya?
Besides that was a pucker pose not a swallowing one..geeeeeeeesh!
(Can you begin a sentence with the word besides?)
(see my comment on my blog)

G-Man said...

Jillie, if thats your word, then it's a word, thanks sweetie..

I'm corrupting the blog world?**sniff** thats the nicest thing anyones ever said to me..Thanks TC.

Jodes said...

here i am......go see my post today!!! I really never get online at home, just no time with the kids running around and well I really love my tv and I was gone most of the weekend watching football at various places. looks like you had fun with this post, you have been talking to jillie more than me and I know where she lives......I think you covered all the slang there is for that.

G-Man said...

Ok, Jodes is back, I guess I can now move on.

Jodes said...

move on? from what?

Strumpet said...

I have an ex who used to refer to it as 'babymaker.' I thought that was kind of cute.