Thursday, October 17, 2013

Friday Flash 55.....






'License and registration please. Mr. Christ, do you know why I pulled you over'?

"Of course Officer, I'm Omniscient"!!

'Well, according to this, you have a restricted license.'

Jesus then stares intently at the Officer and smiles. Suddenly the Cop turns, climbs
back onto his boat, and leaves.
The Lesson?.......Never look directly into The Son!!!




My old English Teacher used to say....2/3rds of a Pun......P  U.......
If you or anyone you know has stared at Jesus, or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!!
So from the most Omniscient Host from coast to coast.....
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!
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30 comments:

  1. Alice AudreyOctober 17, 2013 at 8:25:00 PM EDT

    Am I first?

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  2. Alice AudreyOctober 17, 2013 at 8:26:00 PM EDT

    Yahtzee!!!!

    LOL. Very bright, G-man.

    Mine is up


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  3. Brian MillerOctober 17, 2013 at 8:38:00 PM EDT

    ha. yep, you get son spots...

    groan, sorry terrible pun...i get most of my puns off the church signs near here....

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  4. TALONOctober 17, 2013 at 9:07:00 PM EDT

    lol! So I finally know what Jesus would do. Loved it, Galen. :)

    My 55: Flames and Frost

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  5. MargaretOctober 17, 2013 at 9:42:00 PM EDT

    GROAN! ha. I hope that isn't a foreign van he is driving! :)

    Appreciation

    Have a nice weekend!

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  6. Ann (bunnygirl)October 17, 2013 at 10:12:00 PM EDT

    What would be the point of giving a restricted license to someone who is omnipotent? Silly humans!

    My 55 is about someone out of their element, too: Lost in Time

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  7. JannaOctober 17, 2013 at 10:17:00 PM EDT

    What came to my mind was "These are not the droids you are looking for..."

    Thanks for another Friday 55.
    Mine's here. :)

    Possibly the only post that uses the words "Disestablishmentarianism" and "Fart" in the same sentence.

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  8. JannaOctober 17, 2013 at 10:19:00 PM EDT

    ...Wait, Jesus is from West Virginia?

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  9. MaryOctober 17, 2013 at 10:25:00 PM EDT

    Very clever, G-Man! Smiles.

    I'm playing. Here's mine:

    http://inthecornerofmyeye.blogspot.com/2013/10/finding-future.html

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  10. MargaretOctober 17, 2013 at 11:18:00 PM EDT

    Janna! Great observation - West Virginia (ha ha)

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  11. LydiaOctober 18, 2013 at 4:26:00 AM EDT

    This punny 55 was not P U.
    It was LOL!

    Our weather this weekend is good enough for boating. If one had a boat. I hope you have a great one, G.

    Rose

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  12. Mr. CharlestonOctober 18, 2013 at 5:23:00 AM EDT

    Bravo! Bravo! Good one G-Man. But oh how I long to look directly into the Son.

    Worker Bees

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  13. GraceOctober 18, 2013 at 6:25:00 AM EDT

    He..he...son or sun spots ~

    Good one G-man ~

    Here's mine ~

    everyday amazing: Deep sleep

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  14. the walking manOctober 18, 2013 at 6:51:00 AM EDT

    I wrote 5 thoughts down that just happened to be both depressing and 55 words long for you


    I guess I should be taking all of this in as good a humor as you have. I liked this one G-man what the hell? Your wife making you go to church this week end so you trying to have the building not collapse on you?

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  15. hedgewitchOctober 18, 2013 at 8:39:00 AM EDT

    They let anybody have a license these days!

    I made it after all, G, with a little moonshine to get the Halloween spirit going:

    Hallows Moon

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  16. AnonymousOctober 18, 2013 at 10:19:00 AM EDT

    Definitely a groaner, but I loved it!

    Mine is HERE.

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  17. Kerry O'ConnorOctober 18, 2013 at 11:59:00 AM EDT

    Very punny!

    Here's mine:

    http://kerryoconnorpoems.blogspot.com/2013/10/icebox.html

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  18. AnonymousOctober 18, 2013 at 1:21:00 PM EDT

    family tradition, are puns. and PU.

    http://grapeling.wordpress.com/2013/10/18/glacial/

    glacial

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  19. AnonymousOctober 18, 2013 at 3:03:00 PM EDT

    I love bad puns, the more groan worthy the better, lol.

    Nothing punny about this write. Hope this dream comes true.

    http://wp.me/pPury-Z1

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  20. LincOctober 18, 2013 at 3:58:00 PM EDT

    Oh G-Man, you made me lol, drawing attention from all the coworkers. You may have a few extra readers this week!

    Here is mine: Sister

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  21. AnonymousOctober 18, 2013 at 4:42:00 PM EDT

    Ha. First, I love your Thursday portrait. YOu have the fishes - and now you have the loaves! Course if he'd offered the officer some bread, he may have really gotten picked up.

    I'm in. Thanks, Galen.

    http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2013/10/18/16371/

    See if that works--k.

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  22. AnonymousOctober 18, 2013 at 4:45:00 PM EDT

    In editing I accidentally dropped title - The Debt ceiling that can't be raised.

    But link works without title I think.

    http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2013/10/18/16371/

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  23. Susie ClevengerOctober 18, 2013 at 4:46:00 PM EDT

    I can't stop giggling...Here's mine.
    http://susiessentences.blogspot.com/2013/10/friday-flash-55-for-g-man.html

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  24. Grandmother MaryOctober 18, 2013 at 5:25:00 PM EDT

    Chuckling over here. On a more micro level, min is here. Have a great weekend.
    http://journeyintoelderhood.blogspot.com/2013/10/leafcutter-ant.html

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  25. FireblossomOctober 18, 2013 at 7:42:00 PM EDT

    The "H." cracked me up.

    Mine is up. it is a terrifying warning to all who take up silliness like writing poetry!

    http://fireblossom-wordgarden.blogspot.com/2013/10/fine.html

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  26. MijayamiOctober 18, 2013 at 11:53:00 PM EDT

    I do love a good pun! Loved your 55 :)

    I snuck in just under the wire: Worry

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  27. Yvonne OsborneOctober 19, 2013 at 6:59:00 AM EDT

    I agree with Brian, lots of puns around here on church signs, fodder for more 55's. How are you? Still walking on water? I have one this week and it's
    here.

    Have a great week!

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  28. Yvonne OsborneOctober 19, 2013 at 8:22:00 AM EDT

    Hey, I'm so out of it I just realized it's Saturday. And I thought I was timely, wondering why everyone else was talking about being late. Let's talk about late. Let's just lemming off a cliff. Well, you have to admit, I have been seriously out of the 55-loop.
    Please forgive.

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  29. Mildred Ratched October 19, 2013 at 3:18:00 PM EDT

    Loved the license and the post! Thanks for the laugh!

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  30. limeOctober 20, 2013 at 8:47:00 PM EDT

    west virginia IS almost heaven

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