Thursday, April 18, 2013

Friday Flash 55.....



...............................YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE..............................

You are not feeling your best today. But that's OK, prunes are on sale.
Your Lucky Number is 2.
Refrain from Popcorn, Peanuts, and Gerbils.
Avoid travelling to maximum security prisons....And Greece.
Don't go off half-cocked flying by the seat of your pants.
And remember to always....Cover Your Ass!


Sorry, I get this same puckering feeling every year about Tax Time!!!
If you or anyone you know is puckered or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!
So from the  most Taxing Host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!!
(Don't kick TOO hard)

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23 comments:

  1. AnonymousApril 18, 2013 at 8:01:00 PM EDT

    I have to say, the goats are great for my taxes! Mine is HERE.

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  2. MargaretApril 18, 2013 at 8:05:00 PM EDT

    With the amount we pay in taxes, we should get to vote at least 10 times! Don't get me started...

    Encouragement

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  3. TALONApril 18, 2013 at 8:24:00 PM EDT

    lol - it definitely is that pain-in-the-ass time of year, G! :)


    My 55: Topsy-turvy

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  4. JannaApril 18, 2013 at 8:38:00 PM EDT

    You had me at "prunes".

    And possibly also "gerbils".

    Thanks for another Friday 55!
    Mine's here. :)

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  5. Alice AudreyApril 18, 2013 at 9:02:00 PM EDT

    I'll have know I got my taxes in early, and I never eat gerbils on Fridays. :)

    Mine is up

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  6. HelenApril 18, 2013 at 9:25:00 PM EDT

    Not bad .......

    VIRGO (that would be me)

    Analytical
    Observant
    Helpful
    Reliable
    Precise

    Happy Friday 55, G-Man

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  7. Ann (bunnygirl)April 18, 2013 at 11:53:00 PM EDT

    Horoscopes crack me up. As if 1/12 of the world's population should all refrain from travel or gerbils or whatever on the same day! Oh, and they'll all fall in love with a good-looking stranger, too.

    Hm...maybe I should go check my horoscope!

    Jet Plane

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  8. hedgewitchApril 19, 2013 at 1:41:00 AM EDT

    The first line cracked me totally up. And then you really *rammed* the rest of your wisdom down my throat, till I felt quite sheepish. I've gotten so poor I don't have to pay taxes anymore, but I still have to file. Go figure.

    I'm finally playin, with some morbid romance:

    Stay


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  9. anthonynorthApril 19, 2013 at 3:03:00 AM EDT

    Yuck! Taxes. Nice one.
    You'll find mine here.

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  10. LydiaApril 19, 2013 at 5:26:00 AM EDT

    Aw, G, you penned a love poem to the IRS. How sweet. You probably wish you could ram your return somewhere other than an envelope!

    Do not be angry with me. I posted a poem early Thursday morning— unattached to any prompts— but just linked it to dVerse because it fits the prompt that was published there afterward. Since I was altering the title and linking to their prompt I got curious and ran it through word count. The damn thing is 57 words!!!
    So close! Nearly The Unfathomable...

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  11. AkelamaluApril 19, 2013 at 6:22:00 AM EDT

    You should write horoscopes regularly G! LOL

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  12. JinksyApril 19, 2013 at 6:25:00 AM EDT

    I stay silent on the subject of taxes - I used to help collect them! But I don't mind speaking up about other things HERE

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  13. UnknownApril 19, 2013 at 6:26:00 AM EDT

    I'm baaaaack, and I have what I think is a fun one for you.
    The Mystery of the Tadpole

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  14. Mr. CharlestonApril 19, 2013 at 6:33:00 AM EDT

    Puckered? You need to eat more prunes.

    The Sky Is Falling

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  15. Yvonne OsborneApril 19, 2013 at 7:52:00 AM EDT

    I look at it this way: It's what we pay for the privilege of living in an organized society. It's the patriotic thing to do. To add to your list, cover your head and watch for falling objects: Faith or Reason

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  16. hopeApril 19, 2013 at 8:23:00 AM EDT

    You crack me up....which is more than I can say for the IRS. (Um, they don't have a direct line to you, do they?)

    Mine's up. Happy weekend!

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  17. LincApril 19, 2013 at 9:40:00 AM EDT

    IRS be damned... and I don't subscribe to horoscopes. I'm a Pisces and we're not superstitious.

    Here's mine this week: Heartstrings

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  18. izzyApril 19, 2013 at 9:54:00 AM EDT

    Not a fan of tax time- but at least we are supposed to get a refund!
    I am an Aries and my 55 goes back to Easter!
    http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2013/04/ff55-41913-once-upon-easter.html

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  19. Vanessa Victoria KilmerApril 19, 2013 at 2:41:00 PM EDT

    My father, niece and mother are all Aries. I am extremely taxed.

    Flash 55 - Visual Vexations

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  20. Grandmother MaryApril 19, 2013 at 3:46:00 PM EDT

    You get my weekend started right with a good laugh. Made me think of another incident in my life that made me smile years later. I'll try once again to post the link journeyintoelderhood.blogspot.com/2013/04/the-talk-fridayflash-55.htmlhere. Otherwise, please click on my name and it's journey into elderhood.

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  21. RNSANEApril 19, 2013 at 7:23:00 PM EDT

    I can't believe I still had to give a donation to the Feds, even though I only get SS and a half pension!!! At least, I can count on you for a good laugh. My 55 is at:

    http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2013/04/friday-flash-55-harper-ann-vukasinovic.html

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  22. HelenApril 19, 2013 at 7:24:00 PM EDT

    Something to lighten the day ... well at least he always brightens mine!

    link _words

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  23. Maude LynnApril 19, 2013 at 10:30:00 PM EDT

    Hey, where's my horrorscope?

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