Thursday, January 3, 2013

Friday Flash 55.....



READERS DIGEST 2013 HOROSCOPE.....

AQUARIUS: Don't drink the water!
PISCES: Avoid worms and minnows.
AIRES: Watch Uranus.
TAURUS: Watch your BALLS in Denver.
GEMINI: See a Shrink!
CANCER: Get a 2nd opinion.
LEO: Do nothing...Fuck everything in sight!
VIRGO: Avoid 'Heavy Petting'.
LIBRA: Scale back spending.
SCORPIO: Stop bugging people.
CAPRICORN: Quitcherbitchin!
SAGITTARIUS: Less Horseplay in 2013!


So Sayeth The Great Knowitall.....
If you or anyone you know has some advice or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!
So from the most predictable host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!!!


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34 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2013 at 8:10:00 PM EST

    Pouting...I don't see why Leo can do whatever and I (Virgo) have to behave.

    Mine is up at PassionateReads this week Pen to Page

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  2. hedgewitchJanuary 3, 2013 at 8:13:00 PM EST

    What, nothing for us Goats?

    Capricorn:Beware A Feta Worse Than Death?

    I'm playing your silly game--so there.

    Winter Talk

    I'll be back in the morning to check the list.

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  3. Brian MillerJanuary 3, 2013 at 8:14:00 PM EST

    well i think i got the best deal of the bunch...roar....smiles...

    my 55 is up here

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  4. RastamanJanuary 3, 2013 at 8:23:00 PM EST

    Awesome, but Ima Capricorn! LOL

    Ima post something here:

    Reminiscing

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  5. Maude LynnJanuary 3, 2013 at 8:26:00 PM EST

    Hey! Those people need to stop bugging me!

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  6. HelenJanuary 3, 2013 at 8:29:00 PM EST

    I'm a Virgo .. what's up with that?

    Happy New Year, G-Man!

    GO DUCKS! THE game begins in just a few minutes ...........

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  7. CloudiaJanuary 3, 2013 at 8:43:00 PM EST

    Cast your feta to the wind!



    Aloha
    from Honolulu,
    Comfort Spiral
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  8. UnknownJanuary 3, 2013 at 8:44:00 PM EST

    Cut back on my spending? Too late...
    Happy New Year 55'ers!

    Mine up, homies!

    http://voicesforrabbits.blogspot.com/2013/01/friday-flash-fiction-55-honkytonk-bar.html

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  9. Yvonne OsborneJanuary 3, 2013 at 8:44:00 PM EST

    I love it. But I wish I wasn't born under such a boring sign. I have something for you here. Come, give me an opinion!

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  10. MargaretJanuary 3, 2013 at 9:14:00 PM EST

    I'm a MOM... It's my JOB to bug people :)

    Fifteen Cents

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  11. limeJanuary 3, 2013 at 9:20:00 PM EST

    don't worry about this libra...unlike congress i don't spend what i don't have.

    i did play along this week here

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  12. SerenaJanuary 3, 2013 at 9:24:00 PM EST

    Ha! I don't think I like my horoscope much.:-)

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  13. GABJanuary 3, 2013 at 9:29:00 PM EST

    LOL poor Mr Gab has to see a shrink (married to me I can see why!) and I need a second opinion....well yeah I usually do I usually ask Mr Gab! I think this year will be a good one for us.

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  14. AnonymousJanuary 3, 2013 at 9:31:00 PM EST

    Ok ok less horseplay. I'll try to buckle down and do more 55s this year. I'd say I'm off to a good start. ;-)

    Bring it on!

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  15. izzyJanuary 3, 2013 at 9:35:00 PM EST

    It is my horns you better watch!
    I am fast-
    http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2013/01/ff55-1413-new-years-giveaway.html

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  16. Alice AudreyJanuary 3, 2013 at 10:03:00 PM EST

    Horns fit for too many of them, izzy.

    LOL G-man. Too fitting.

    Mine is up

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  17. JannaJanuary 3, 2013 at 10:20:00 PM EST

    Heeeyyyyyyy... I'm a Capricorn and I reserve the right to bitch whenever I want.

    LOL.

    Usually I just end up eating chocolate anyway.

    Thanks for another Friday 55!
    Mine's here.

    I took last week off because something sad happened, but this week I'm back. :)

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  18. Ann (bunnygirl)January 3, 2013 at 11:35:00 PM EST

    I want Leo's horoscope!

    Okay, okay, quitcherbitchin. *sigh*

    Here's mine: Success Story

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  19. PratibhaJanuary 4, 2013 at 3:55:00 AM EST

    I will let you know how much I spent in 2013 or scaled anywhere :P

    Fun 55 G-Man !!

    And for you , I have a rockstar ;)

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  20. LydiaJanuary 4, 2013 at 4:15:00 AM EST

    Very clever, G. Probably more right-on than you realize even! But, as a Capricorn, I have some complaints....... {ha!}

    ok, ok, I'll quitmybitchin' and try to just...... Be.

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  21. AkelamaluJanuary 4, 2013 at 6:45:00 AM EST

    Hey I don't bug people! ;)

    Sorry not played again this week I'm not well, too sneezy and coughy. :(

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  22. the walking manJanuary 4, 2013 at 7:57:00 AM EST

    Cool. I have always been grateful for being a lion. Now I get to be a horny lion.

    I think I think to much

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  23. AnonymousJanuary 4, 2013 at 8:12:00 AM EST

    This is so funny--I am a Gemini and I fear I should definitely follow this advice. I have many Scorpio family members - (please I am joking here family members!) - and I have some Aries people too that should definitely pay attention!

    Thanks so much, Galen.

    Here's mine. On the literary side. Though I like the drawing this week.

    http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2013/01/04/virgilant-friday-flash-55/

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  24. hopeJanuary 4, 2013 at 9:03:00 AM EST

    Naw, Capricorn Goats are stubborn as mules. :)

    Mine's up. Happy weekend to you!

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  25. LincJanuary 4, 2013 at 9:12:00 AM EST

    Never liked worms or minnows anyway... Here's mine: Priorities.

    Thanks (again!) for hosting such a great little enterprise.

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  26. AnonymousJanuary 4, 2013 at 9:33:00 AM EST

    Awesome! I get to avoid worms. Mine is up. http://razzamadazzle.wordpress.com/2013/01/04/window-of-opportunity/

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  27. Other MaryJanuary 4, 2013 at 9:59:00 AM EST

    And which are you G-man?

    I'm in this week with A Flutter of Thoughts

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  28. G-ManJanuary 4, 2013 at 10:28:00 AM EST

    Mary Bach...I'm all about Satyrical Horseplay...:-)

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  29. UnknownJanuary 4, 2013 at 11:25:00 AM EST

    Ok, G-Man, what is with the card games?

    I sure enjoy reading everyone's 55! It is amazing how different they are and how you never know what you are gonna get. It's like opening a present!!!

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  30. happygirlJanuary 4, 2013 at 11:28:00 AM EST

    Haha, I'll make sure to keep an eye on my balls when I visit the mile high city. I'm here. Thanks for the sweet comment. :)

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  31. Jannie FunsterJanuary 4, 2013 at 11:55:00 AM EST

    That's pretty-darn funny, G-Man. xo

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  32. BodhiroseJanuary 4, 2013 at 10:43:00 PM EST

    No heavy petting...are you crazy!! Haha..loved every word of this G-Man...really cool.

    Here's my offering: http://bodhirose.wordpress.com/2013/01/04/nothing-yet/

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  33. Lady In ReadJanuary 4, 2013 at 11:50:00 PM EST

    :) Will go get a 2nd opinion...:) My 55 is up finally.. http://myrandrspace.blogspot.com/2013/01/fun-fridays-fun-of-opportunities.html

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  34. EvalinnJanuary 6, 2013 at 8:04:00 AM EST

    Hey G-man, sorry I missed the 55 this week, maybe next week (I hope so)! I hove you´re having a great weekend!

    And of course, I wonder, which sign are you?!?

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