Thursday, January 10, 2013

Friday Flash 55.....


He worried about strange things. Things like, if he were stranded on a
desert island with Lady Gaga.....What if she really DID have a Dick?
If an alien spacecraft landed, and he was directed to..."Take us to
your leader"! Would that mean the Mayor, or President Obama?
Can Honey Boo Boo escape rural Georgia?



At 10,000 Bucks an episode, I should hope so!!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!
So from the most angst-ridden host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

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40 comments:

  1. Brian MillerJanuary 10, 2013 at 8:06:00 PM EST

    huney boo boo is scary...almost as scary as gaga with a dick on a deserted island with me...this is a horror 55...ha

    my 55 is here

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  2. Brian MillerJanuary 10, 2013 at 8:06:00 PM EST

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  3. Brian MillerJanuary 10, 2013 at 8:10:00 PM EST

    whoops...yahtzee

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  4. HelenJanuary 10, 2013 at 8:11:00 PM EST

    'Take us to your leader' ... might mean Chris Christie, Steven Colbert or Jon Stewart ... take your pick! Brian is right Boo Boo is Scary Scary! May I have your permission to use the Cub Scout pic in my 55?

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  5. ScarletJanuary 10, 2013 at 8:18:00 PM EST

    I don't watch the show G, nor listen to Lady Gaga, though I do note her powerful fashion tastes ~

    I wrote up two today, to make up for missing on some weeks ~

    Have a great weekend ~

    Grace

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  6. UnknownJanuary 10, 2013 at 8:23:00 PM EST

    Honey Boo Boo kicks ass! I watched the whole first season straight through a few months ago. It was the train wreck you can't look away from. But I think as a child, she is funny as hell with tons of personality and she cracks me up.

    Mine's up, 55'ers! xoxoxo

    http://voicesforrabbits.blogspot.com/2013/01/friday-flash-fiction-55-picnic-cowboy.html

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  7. author.nara.maloneJanuary 10, 2013 at 8:26:00 PM EST

    I'm feeling culturally illiterate. I suspect that might be a good thing.


    Mine is just some G-rated fun today.Slack-key Apostle

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  8. LauraJanuary 10, 2013 at 8:27:00 PM EST

    I'm with Grace on this one... not stuff I pay attention too... but it all sounds pretty scary to me! I suggest the Dalai Lama as leader... he has an excellent mind, heart and a great sense of humor! here's my 55

    http://www.shinethedivinecreativityisaspiritualpractice.com/2013/01/what-is-real.html

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  9. MargaretJanuary 10, 2013 at 8:28:00 PM EST

    Isn't our leader Oprah? :)

    The Art of Seduction

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  10. UnknownJanuary 10, 2013 at 8:32:00 PM EST

    LOL@ Nara Malone. YES! That is a good thing...

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  11. Myrna R.January 10, 2013 at 8:39:00 PM EST

    Hi G-Man. Your thoughts are scary. Would not care to be with Lady Gaga, Honey Boo Boo,
    or Aliens who need to meet my leader. But, I'm sure glad to be here again.

    I posted a fifty five.

    Have a fantastic week end.

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  12. limeJanuary 10, 2013 at 8:39:00 PM EST

    honey booboo, aliens, gaga as a guy....dayum....i hope spring comes early so you can ride your harley and get your head on straight! this is scary shit!

    i played again this week here

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  13. AnonymousJanuary 10, 2013 at 8:50:00 PM EST

    I am so out of touch. I have no clue who huney boo boo is. So many things to ponder.

    Mine is HERE

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  14. G-ManJanuary 10, 2013 at 9:13:00 PM EST

    Helen, yes you can...:-)

    Hey folks, I'm sorry about the pop culture overload, but I thought everybody had cable, or at least had a home page that gave daily news.
    Jeez, I guess a shouldn't post about the Amish Mafia then.
    (And it's leader, Lebonon Levi)

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  15. author.nara.maloneJanuary 10, 2013 at 9:28:00 PM EST

    Is there really an Amish Mafia?

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  16. G-ManJanuary 10, 2013 at 9:29:00 PM EST

    Yes...Discovery Channel says so!

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  17. HelenJanuary 10, 2013 at 9:32:00 PM EST

    Thanks G-Man ... here you go!

    link_words

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  18. Yvonne OsborneJanuary 10, 2013 at 9:33:00 PM EST

    Boo hoo, I don't know who Honey Boo Boo is, but I know Lady Gaga- not my kind of music, but maybe she's a good conversationalist. I have a different kind of horror for youhere

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  19. Yvonne OsborneJanuary 10, 2013 at 9:36:00 PM EST

    Hey Folks! There is an Amish Mafia. They are the ones who sold my friend a blueberry pie that only had seven blueberries in it.

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  20. Brian MillerJanuary 10, 2013 at 9:43:00 PM EST

    haha only 7 blueberries...smiles.

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  21. AnonymousJanuary 10, 2013 at 10:02:00 PM EST

    i saw Lady Gaga on Leno with a thong on ~ i do NOT think she is a he!

    finally got my 55 done that i started last week ~

    http://myheartslovesongs.com/2013/01/10/she/

    i'll be back to visit others.

    have a wonderful weekend!
    *hugs*

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  22. JannaJanuary 10, 2013 at 10:12:00 PM EST

    Just when I thought I was starting to understand everything...

    (!)

    Thanks for another Friday 55!
    Mine's here. :)

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  23. izzyJanuary 10, 2013 at 10:46:00 PM EST

    Honey Boo Boo ? an amusing twilight 55 G!

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  24. Alice AudreyJanuary 10, 2013 at 10:50:00 PM EST

    What if you took the aliens to MIT instead. Oops. Now I'm thinking silly things.

    Mine is up

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  25. Ann (bunnygirl)January 11, 2013 at 12:28:00 AM EST

    It's good to stay aware of pop culture, just so you don't look too clueless in front of the young'uns, but you really will go crazy if you think too much about it.

    I'm surprised you didn't find a way to slip Psy and Gangnam Style in there, though. ;-)

    Grim Swim

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  26. hedgewitchJanuary 11, 2013 at 12:41:00 AM EST

    I obviously don't get out enough. I have barely heard of Lady Ga Ga--like isn't it strange her first name and last name are exactly the same? But Honey Booby, no, I can't say I know the person.

    I got nothin this week, G, but I'm with you in spirit.

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  27. LydiaJanuary 11, 2013 at 6:13:00 AM EST

    Gee, G, your mind is working overtime this week! Here's a godawful thought: what if Honey Boo Boo was our leader? I have only seen clips of her and that was enough!

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  28. A Daft Scots LassJanuary 11, 2013 at 6:18:00 AM EST

    Happy Friday.

    have a nice day now...

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  29. the walking manJanuary 11, 2013 at 7:05:00 AM EST

    I really did writemine before I saw yours...

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  30. AkelamaluJanuary 11, 2013 at 8:53:00 AM EST

    The things that go through your head are frightening. LOL

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  31. Grandmother MaryJanuary 11, 2013 at 10:16:00 AM EST

    Despite readers generously attempting to help with the live link I haven't mastered it but want to play. My name is a link if this doesn't work again and Journey Into Elderhood is the blog. Hope to see you there. Have a great weekend.

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  32. hopeJanuary 11, 2013 at 11:45:00 AM EST

    Ah, which leader is a problem. :)

    Mine's up...computer at work been asleep. Happy weekend.

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  33. JinksyJanuary 11, 2013 at 2:50:00 PM EST

    Lunacy has hit me late this Friday! Hehehe!
    Click here...

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  34. Other MaryJanuary 11, 2013 at 4:37:00 PM EST

    Hey G-man, I think I might worry about slightly different things, but to each his own. (But PLEASE let's leave Honey boo boo in Georgia). Anyway, I'm once again fashionably late but finally here with
    In Transit

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  35. LydiaJanuary 11, 2013 at 4:52:00 PM EST

    Hey G ~ Thanks for letting me know about the problem with not setting a link here. I don't know why it would deny access....other than that sort of exemplifies my crazy life right now!
    Maybe you can delete my prior comment in place of this one.

    I am here

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  36. happygirlJanuary 11, 2013 at 4:59:00 PM EST

    I love those shows. They let me escape. Mine is here or just here

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  37. AnonymousJanuary 11, 2013 at 5:46:00 PM EST

    Ha! You fit a lot in 55! And on that island too! Watch out!

    Here's mine - Shakespeare and politics. (Ha. Neither very cogently).

    http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2013/01/11/changing-the-dialogue-flash-friday-55/


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  38. Maude LynnJanuary 11, 2013 at 6:05:00 PM EST

    Hey, if you're gonna worry, worry big!

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  39. Lady In ReadJanuary 11, 2013 at 7:36:00 PM EST

    haha:)
    http://myrandrspace.blogspot.com/2013/01/fun-friday-fun-of-memes-power-of.html

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  40. GABJanuary 12, 2013 at 3:57:00 PM EST

    Please tell me you DONT watch Honey boo boo! UGH lol
    take them to your leader? well that is you of course! leader of 55!

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