Saturday, November 19, 2011

Sunday 160...




Do you have any Tylenol?
No!
Do you have any Advil?
No!
Do you have any plain ole Bayer Aspirin?
No!
Well, what DO you have for a headache?
We have Duck Penis, and Chicken Lips.
Uh..How much for the Duck Penis?
Real Duck Penis, or generic?
Arrrgh...Never mind!


Is it Sunday? Can you write Micro-Fiction using
EXACTLY 160 characters? Yes? Then post one on
your blog, and go tell The Monkey Man...HERE!
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11 comments:

  1. Monkey ManNovember 20, 2011 at 12:38:00 AM EST

    ...and rhino horn for....Nevermind. thanks for playing, G.

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  2. Ann (bunnygirl)November 20, 2011 at 1:58:00 AM EST

    I think I'd prefer the headache, thanks.

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  3. AkelamaluNovember 20, 2011 at 6:40:00 AM EST

    He'd do better to go sleep it off. :)

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  4. Brian MillerNovember 20, 2011 at 7:18:00 AM EST

    yum...errr...

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  5. izzyNovember 20, 2011 at 7:45:00 AM EST

    What a nightmare ! Good job- G.
    I will see what I can find to write
    about- before Church...

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  6. Maude LynnNovember 20, 2011 at 11:19:00 AM EST

    Yeah, I think I'll pass!

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  7. MorningAJNovember 20, 2011 at 12:34:00 PM EST

    Now I have a headache!

    Cool 160.

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  8. Maxwell Mead Williams Robinson BarryNovember 20, 2011 at 2:45:00 PM EST

    I'm glad I have never been there before.

    playful 160,
    Happy Sunday.

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  9. ChristineNovember 20, 2011 at 4:03:00 PM EST

    My husband went to Pakistan to do an install at the America Embassy. He hurt his hand. Long story short-he got a tetanus shot and a tube of ointment with Chinese writing on it to put on the scrape. Couldn't read the ingredients, but man, it healed cuts over night, we made that tube last 2 years in our house. (cost for his medical treatment $2.00) No side affects yet.

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  10. limeNovember 20, 2011 at 9:10:00 PM EST

    ok fine i'll take the chicken lips!

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  11. Cathy FeasterNovember 20, 2011 at 10:31:00 PM EST

    I wonder where the generic comes from?

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