Thursday, November 17, 2011

Friday Flash 55.....








Rick Perry: "And if I'm elected President, I plan on getting
rid of The Dept's. of Commerce, Education, and, and,...
Treasury? No wait...Homeland Security?"

Herman Cain: "Hey Bitch, come here, let me see that Snatch!"

Mitt Romney: "Ya know...I AM one handsome bastard"!

Michelle Bachmann: "Oh Fuck! I chipped a nail"!

Newt Gingrich: Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz



Obama's looking pretty good isn't he?
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment, Then...BOOK!
So from the most Democratic Host from Coast to Coast.
Have a Kick Ass Week-End
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44 comments:

  1. moondustwriterNovember 17, 2011 at 8:01:00 PM EST

    How bout just get rid of all of it...



    Happy Friday ( on Thursday)and thanks G for the frolic each week

    whats behind the mask

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  2. moondustwriterNovember 17, 2011 at 8:02:00 PM EST

    Ya know when I try to roll a Yahtzee I fail miserably

    YAHTZEE!!!!

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  3. Brian MillerNovember 17, 2011 at 8:03:00 PM EST

    haha yeah he could not have scripted this one better...smacks head in disbelief...

    mine is up!

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  4. AnonymousNovember 17, 2011 at 8:06:00 PM EST

    G-Man, that was the funniest thing I've read in DAYS! I'm sorry- I don't have 55 words for you this evening, but I am back and will be sure to have them dialed in by tomorrow.

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  5. UnknownNovember 17, 2011 at 8:11:00 PM EST

    Ha! I don't know about that...I'm in the "throw all the career politicians out" camp.

    I played over HERE

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  6. ScarletNovember 17, 2011 at 8:17:00 PM EST

    Ha..ha...your politics... its so entertaining ~

    I used UP's prompt for this post ~

    http://a-sweetlust.blogspot.com/2011/11/soaring.html

    Happy friday ~

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  7. AnonymousNovember 17, 2011 at 8:21:00 PM EST

    Obama's just left Australia. We loved him. Easy to love other people's politicians, isn't it?

    I'm up!

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  8. MargaretNovember 17, 2011 at 8:23:00 PM EST

    ...no comment! (I'm just shaking my head and biting my tongue) :)

    <a href="http://margaretbednar365.blogspot.com/2011/11/in-tandem-challenge.html>The Challenge</a>

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  9. MargaretNovember 17, 2011 at 8:24:00 PM EST

    The Challenge

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  10. hedgewitchNovember 17, 2011 at 8:26:00 PM EST

    I have to say, since it's gotta be somebody--pleeeze lord, not one of those 5 sleazy pieces of past the expiration date meat[heads.] Newt!! NEWT!! /facepalm Between him and Romney, they can buy their own country and go there and run it. Works for me.

    I'm playin , even if it's only

    Some Haiku

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  11. Monkey ManNovember 17, 2011 at 8:27:00 PM EST

    Those who are really qualified are too smart to run.

    HERE is my 55 for this week.

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  12. C.M. JacksonNovember 17, 2011 at 9:04:00 PM EST

    these debates have been a riot...great 55 and yes, mine's up.

    hugs-c

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  13. Jannie FunsterNovember 17, 2011 at 9:39:00 PM EST

    At least they all probably know there are a few less than 57 States.

    Happy 55, G-Man. I look forward to playing again when I do.

    xo

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  14. author.nara.maloneNovember 17, 2011 at 9:50:00 PM EST

    I vote we draft G-Man for president.

    Mine is up: Great Escape

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  15. LincNovember 17, 2011 at 9:58:00 PM EST

    All way too true not to be scared to death of Nov'2012. Good thing it'll all be over before inauguration day!

    Here's mine: Busted

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  16. JannaNovember 17, 2011 at 10:07:00 PM EST

    Politics are the ball sweat on the construction worker of life.

    Thanks for another Friday 55!
    Mine's here. :)

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  17. KikitNovember 17, 2011 at 10:08:00 PM EST

    the punch lines are hilarious gman. lol :D

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  18. Ann (bunnygirl)November 17, 2011 at 10:09:00 PM EST

    The GOP should try running a charming B-movie actor. Yeah, that's the ticket!

    Here's mine: The Quarry

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  19. AnonymousNovember 17, 2011 at 10:09:00 PM EST

    have a lovely weekend, G!

    http://haikulovesongs.wordpress.com/2011/11/17/life-is-not-just-a-bowl-of-cherries/

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  20. DaydreamertooNovember 17, 2011 at 10:29:00 PM EST

    Glad I live in Canada. What a mess your country is heading into.

    Here's my 55 Another fine mess ;)

    Origins of Spend a Penny

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  21. AnonymousNovember 17, 2011 at 11:22:00 PM EST

    I almost miss Sarah Palin. Not because I want to see her win, of course, I just miss her history lessons. I guess this crowed is entertaining enough though.

    I don't have a 55, but I might come up with one tonight.

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  22. Alice AudreyNovember 17, 2011 at 11:39:00 PM EST

    Hey, considering what he stepped into, I never thought he looked all that bad.

    Mine is up

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  23. limeNovember 17, 2011 at 11:43:00 PM EST

    lord have mercy, what a terrifying field of candidates!

    i'm up late but i am here

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  24. Alice AudreyNovember 18, 2011 at 1:50:00 AM EST

    Hey, there actually is a reason for the cow. Probably not appropriate, but it's so hard for me to play things straight.

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  25. A Daft Scots LassNovember 18, 2011 at 2:45:00 AM EST

    Good for you!

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  26. MorningAJNovember 18, 2011 at 3:07:00 AM EST

    Politics.....
    I think anyone who WANTS to be a politician should be automatically excluded because they are almost certainly no good for anything!

    Great 55 G-Man.

    I'm still touting my new novel

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  27. Cathy FeasterNovember 18, 2011 at 3:24:00 AM EST

    I agree with Moon...get rid of them all. This was hilarious...I'll be laughing the rest of the night at work :)

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  28. anthonynorthNovember 18, 2011 at 3:31:00 AM EST

    You can trust politicians to not understand politics. You'll find mine here.

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  29. AnonymousNovember 18, 2011 at 3:34:00 AM EST

    And we think the UK politicians are a hopeless bunch...
    Here's mine this week: Spider Mug

    Jamie

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  30. LydiaNovember 18, 2011 at 4:41:00 AM EST

    This is hilarious.....but look at what you had to work with! The bunch of them are fodder for the funniest jokes in a long time, but I cringe that the rest of the world is watching. Oh, most definitely, Obama is looking damn good.

    Mine: the sculptor and his art.

    Best weekend wishes to you, G-Man.

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  31. izzyNovember 18, 2011 at 6:51:00 AM EST

    Keep kicking butt all the way up
    to elections-!! I am boycotting news relating to politics. I am so done with stupid promises and agendas!
    Thanks.

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  32. the walking manNovember 18, 2011 at 7:20:00 AM EST

    As usual it will be a choice of the lesser of two evils.

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  33. AnonymousNovember 18, 2011 at 8:02:00 AM EST

    Hi Mr. Knowitall--I tend to agree with you. Here's mine, I hope--can't get code:

    at subway by Zuccotti Park

    Hope I got link right this time. I have a real block against it.

    Have a nice weekend. K.

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  34. AnonymousNovember 18, 2011 at 8:04:00 AM EST

    I just can't do the code. Here's the link, not hypered.

    http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2011/11/18/friday-flash-55-at-the-subway-by-zuccotti-park/

    ?

    K.

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  35. AkumNovember 18, 2011 at 8:32:00 AM EST

    have a fun weekend :)

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  36. hopeNovember 18, 2011 at 8:58:00 AM EST

    The choices are frightening. I keep thinking Mitt Romney looks like he was sent from Central Casting in Hollywood...sorta like Reagan. :)

    Mine's up...happy weekend!

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  37. Maude LynnNovember 18, 2011 at 9:23:00 AM EST

    Yep, Obama's looking like the sane one in the room!

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  38. AnonymousNovember 18, 2011 at 9:31:00 AM EST

    OML ~ FABULOUS!! I don't normally shout on blogs, but you know how I dig the political ones. Anyhoo, my tribute 55 is for you. Cheers ~

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  39. LindaNovember 18, 2011 at 11:00:00 AM EST

    Cool! I think you nailed it.

    Here's mine at Roses to Rainbows

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  40. Other MaryNovember 18, 2011 at 1:08:00 PM EST

    Oh...if one of them gets elected I think I will become an ex-pat!
    Mine can be found here:
    http://writinginthebachs.blogspot.com/2011/11/some-days.html

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  41. RNSANENovember 18, 2011 at 2:35:00 PM EST

    I dread a whole year of this idiocy.

    My 55 is at:

    http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2011/11/friday-flash-55-where-did-week-go.html

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  42. AnonymousNovember 18, 2011 at 3:02:00 PM EST

    It must be Friday! I’ve excavated fifty-five words, just for the occasion. You’ll find them right
    over here, hot off the press.

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  43. TinaNovember 18, 2011 at 6:02:00 PM EST

    Hate politics. Love this weekly party. Nice to be able to hop on board after my long hiatus.
    I am here.

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  44. The Orange TreeNovember 18, 2011 at 8:08:00 PM EST

    A Reflective Post,

    I have redone an old piece and made a 55 for you.

    Flash Friday 55

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