Monday, October 10, 2011

Tuesday Toss-Up.....











Poor Tiger Woods!
As he was getting ready to putt yesterday at a golf
tournement, some Ass-Hole yelled his name and tossed
a Hot Dog onto the green. The man was just a publicity
seeker and meant no harm, but he was quickly arrested
and later charged with Disorderly Conduct.
This is just one more weird item that Woods has had to
dodge over the years. Here is a partial list of the Madness
that has been thrown his way...
Numerous poorly chucked fruits and vegetables.
A German Potato Masher
A Black Bear cub
Scottish Kittens
A Caber
A pair of Britanny Spears spoiled panties
Used condoms
A Vera Wang peep-toed pump (Size 8, the Left one)
Car keys to a Ford Edsel
A full bottle of Dad's Old Fashioned Root Beer
A free ticket to a Joe Peschi Film Festival!!
The list goes on...
The price you pay for Fame and Fortune!
I'm glad that I'm a poor NOBODY....:-)
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12 comments:

  1. ChristineOctober 10, 2011 at 8:13:00 PM EDT

    I saw a few Monkey flinging their poop at him once too...I'm in the nobody fan club with you Gman, glad to keep you company.:)

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  2. limeOctober 10, 2011 at 8:21:00 PM EDT

    that is just bizarre. is that list for real???? people are so weird!

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  3. G-ManOctober 10, 2011 at 8:24:00 PM EDT

    No Trini...Just the Hot Dog
    (A Joe Peschi film festival?)
    C'Mon...:-)

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  4. MargaretOctober 10, 2011 at 8:25:00 PM EDT

    hmm... my heart bleeds for poor Tiger Woods... (not)

    Sorry for my lack of compassion for the man.

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  5. Brian MillerOctober 10, 2011 at 10:10:00 PM EDT

    i never get cool things thrown at me...smiles.

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  6. moondustwriterOctober 11, 2011 at 12:15:00 AM EDT

    Rich in friends...

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  7. AnonymousOctober 11, 2011 at 2:46:00 AM EDT

    The closest I get to someone throwing stuff at me is my four year old saying, "momma this! momma this!" while holding out her hand.

    "What is it?" I ask her.

    "It's from my nose." she says with a smile. Fabulous! :P

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  8. A Daft Scots LassOctober 11, 2011 at 4:38:00 AM EDT

    That poor bastard will never live it down.

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  9. A Daft Scots LassOctober 11, 2011 at 8:36:00 AM EDT

    Every comment you leave on my blog is the same "Fuck You". I'm starting to think you want me to exit, stage left.

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  10. Cathy FeasterOctober 11, 2011 at 9:45:00 AM EDT

    I can't bring myself to say, "poor, Tiger"...he prolly deserves anything that's thrown at him ;)

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  11. A Daft Scots LassOctober 11, 2011 at 9:46:00 AM EDT

    Have a nice day? Are you drunk? Did you slip and fall?

    G-Man...i'm worried aboot ye

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  12. viagra onlineDecember 12, 2011 at 11:47:00 AM EST

    hahaha you can now make a fail post with this, is kind of cool when you see bad pictures or when something funny happen, like the skirt spoilers...

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