Saturday, August 13, 2011

Sunday 160.....



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"Mister? I'd like a Hershey Bar please".
OK kid, male or female?
"What?"
Male or female, with nuts or without?
"Never mind, Just give me a Three Muskateers."

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Is it Sunday? Can you write Micro-Fiction in
160 characters EXACTLY? Yes? Post it on
your blog, then go tell The Monkey Man....Here!!
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19 comments:

  1. Brian MillerAugust 13, 2011 at 10:23:00 PM EDT

    mm..yeah...dont like thinking of my candy with genders...lol. happy almost sunday g! hope your weekend is kick ass...

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  2. Maude LynnAugust 13, 2011 at 10:29:00 PM EDT

    This cracked me up!

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  3. MargaretAugust 14, 2011 at 12:14:00 AM EDT

    How DO you come up with these? :)

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  4. Someone is SpecialAugust 14, 2011 at 12:19:00 AM EDT

    ha ha.. candy with genders.. Nice one G.. I am somehow trying to write a 55 but something stops me.. Wish to write a 55 soon..

    Someone is Special

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  5. DianneAugust 14, 2011 at 1:09:00 AM EDT

    you have pants on your mind, tonight, GMan, did the moon hit your eye like a big pizza pie?

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  6. AnonymousAugust 14, 2011 at 2:38:00 AM EDT

    LOL. I can't believe it took me a minute or two to get it.

    - Alice

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  7. Monkey ManAugust 14, 2011 at 3:15:00 AM EDT

    Prototypical G-man. Yup. Without for me, sir. Thanks for playing the 160. YOU have a kick ass Sunday.

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  8. AkelamaluAugust 14, 2011 at 5:11:00 AM EDT

    LOL that really made me chuckle G!

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  9. UnknownAugust 14, 2011 at 6:14:00 AM EDT

    Never thought of the sex of chocolate before. Hmmmm....would that mean Mounds is female and Almond Joy male?

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  10. TALONAugust 14, 2011 at 9:05:00 AM EDT

    lol! Galen, you have a unique way of looking at the world :)

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  11. hopeAugust 14, 2011 at 9:29:00 AM EDT

    And I only thought M&Ms came with that description. :)

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  12. nitewritAugust 14, 2011 at 10:21:00 AM EDT

    Sounds like the kind of wise acre counter guys I got waiting on me as a kid. Maybe I'd went with the Zero Bar and hoped it was a neutral zone. :)


    Larry

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  13. the walking manAugust 14, 2011 at 10:43:00 AM EDT

    Yeah those nuts always hurt when they get bit on by a sore tooth.

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  14. MorningAJAugust 14, 2011 at 11:39:00 AM EDT

    The mind boggles how you define milk and plain!

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  15. secret agent womanAugust 14, 2011 at 4:48:00 PM EDT

    I think you just ruined candy bars for me...

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  16. Jannie FunsterAugust 14, 2011 at 6:23:00 PM EDT

    I want candy!!

    And steak, ceasar salad, and wine!

    xoxo

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  17. Maxwell Mead Williams Robinson BarryAugust 14, 2011 at 9:53:00 PM EDT

    sweet/witty 160.

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  18. MijayamiAugust 14, 2011 at 11:03:00 PM EDT

    Never thought about it that way... but now I'd like to know if your chocolate chip cookies were male or female... they look scrumptious!

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  19. Steve IsaakAugust 16, 2011 at 8:03:00 PM EDT

    Hilarious, great write. =)

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