A Mr. Gomer Einstein from Paducah Kentucky asks...
"Dear Mr. Knowitall, Whats an Oxymoron"?
Gomer...Here's a few examples for you, and I hope I've
answered your question.
BTW, I bought an aluminum Lasagna pan from Walmart
yesterday...Now HERE's an example of Oxymoron!!
YAHTZEE!!!
ReplyDeletehow about a pre-made frozen lasagna to heat up in that pan. ya know, one with a label that says "homemade"
ReplyDeleteLoving it, G-Man. So good to be back! :)
ReplyDeleteSo, are you saying that Stauffers has been doing it wrong all this time?:-)
ReplyDeleteYou are so clever, Gomer Einstein, now that made me laugh!
ReplyDeleteThere are the oxymorons, and then there are the just plain morons...like the woman who failed to get elected in the last election calling her bio movie "The Undefeated." Or someone named Weiner trying too hard to live up to his name...:P
ReplyDeleteI love oxymorons. One of my favourites? Microsoft Works
ReplyDeleteThat final picture HAS to be photo shopped.
ReplyDeleteI seem to be surrounded by oxymorons!
ReplyDeletelol! Oxymorons erupting all over the place and I love the "spendthrift" - cracked me up, Galen. :)
ReplyDeleteMilitary Intelligence?
ReplyDeletexoxo
Never TMI with you!
ReplyDeleteAnyone want some jumbo shrimp?
ReplyDeleteI like the "previously frozen fresh fish." Ummmm...
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