Tuesday, June 14, 2011

One Shot Wednesday.....



One Shot Wednesday's Laureate of Limerick
(Self-Proclaimed I might add) is at it again!
Like I said...SOMEONE has to do it!!
Besides, Fireblossom HATES Haiku...


There once was a Bimbo named Lindsay
No Panties and Booze were her Whimsy
When Coked-Up and reckless
She might Rip-Off your Neckless...
And her reasons for stealing were Flimsy!!


Bonus 'Classic' Limerick...

There once was a fellow named Dave
That kept a dead whore in a cave
I have to admit
She did smell like shit...
But think of the money he saved!!!


That last one always cracked me up...
Is it Wednesday? Do you have any poetry
or Prose of any style or form laying around?
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31 comments:

  1. BubbaJune 14, 2011 at 5:02:00 PM EDT

    Reminds me of an old TV show - "Leave It To Beaver"

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  2. UnknownJune 14, 2011 at 5:11:00 PM EDT

    bwahahahahah!!!!! If Lindsay gets around to reading this, it will crack her up too... oh but then again, she's cracked up already..ain't she!? ;-)

    You're the dude, G-Man!! Awesome as ever!!!

    HUGS!!! :))
    Here.. I got a candle for ya (or is it for these blokes?) ;-)

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  3. Brian MillerJune 14, 2011 at 5:45:00 PM EDT

    ugh dude, for all the money in the world dont know if i could...ugh...

    and i got no clue what is up with linz...just crazy...

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  4. hedgewitchJune 14, 2011 at 6:02:00 PM EDT

    Your Lindsay limerick definitely puts the crack in crackin people up.

    That second one--were you in the military? My husband has a million like that.. I don't know how he remembers them when he can't remember what channel his Ice Road Truckers show is on, but I guess some things just stick with you.

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  5. LauraJune 14, 2011 at 6:07:00 PM EDT

    I really am laughing out loud at your bonus! Thanks for your sweet message at my blog...I wish it were true, that I ONLY see beauty...but I certainly do look for it as often as possible. Life isn't always pretty...and it is equally valuable to share the unsavory, uncomfortable realities too...but like a "good girl" I tend to offer the pretty stuff...at home my kids say I could embarrass a sailor! (shhh....don't tell)

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  6. UnknownJune 14, 2011 at 6:21:00 PM EDT

    hahaha! poor Lindsay

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  7. brenda wJune 14, 2011 at 6:22:00 PM EDT

    Okay, Here I sit with my 15 year old daughter, chuckling alongside me. Ha! Nice ones.

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  8. TammyJune 14, 2011 at 6:30:00 PM EDT

    Way too funny!

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  9. AnonymousJune 14, 2011 at 7:14:00 PM EDT

    Haha.. awesome..poor little rich girls...Great one-stop!

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  10. GABJune 14, 2011 at 7:50:00 PM EDT

    you know even when i read a leave no comment im here but good god aint that the truth! and the last one reminds me of back in the days when Mr Gab drank and he used to tell me if I went first he would just keep me around so he could continue with sex just so he wouldnt have to find someone new LOL! My wish...we go together

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  11. moondustwriterJune 14, 2011 at 8:09:00 PM EDT

    Maybe Lindsay and Dave could have a night on the town

    Happy one shot

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  12. limeJune 14, 2011 at 8:21:00 PM EDT

    ew ew ew....on both counts. clever but ew.

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  13. Other MaryJune 14, 2011 at 8:52:00 PM EDT

    Ack! Good limericks..but necrophilia... on hump day??? Even in Wisconsin we don't do that! Well,most of us at least...

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  14. UnknownJune 14, 2011 at 9:07:00 PM EDT

    eww, on both counts, lol...

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  15. SerenaJune 14, 2011 at 9:29:00 PM EDT

    Oh, Lord, you're at it again, cracking me up.:-) Word of advice to Lindsay if she steps out with ol' Dave -- keep your britches on!:)

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  16. Maude LynnJune 14, 2011 at 9:32:00 PM EDT

    Why didn't she steal some panties, too? I mean, seriously . . .

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  17. TALONJune 14, 2011 at 10:24:00 PM EDT

    lol, Galen - the Lindsay Limerick is bound to become a classic (not to say it isn't ick-inducing, but still a classic!) :)

    You're becoming the Limerick Master!

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  18. Pat HattJune 14, 2011 at 10:31:00 PM EDT

    haha yes she really has turned into a nut
    Would probably even lick ones butt
    If you gave her some spare change
    Before she goes back to the rehab range
    With enough perks to rival king tut

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  19. SheilaJune 14, 2011 at 10:34:00 PM EDT

    classic...both you and your poems :)

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  20. UnknownJune 14, 2011 at 11:06:00 PM EDT

    Oh my goodness, you are the racy one! But I gotta say... LL asked for it!

    http://www.kimnelsonwrites.com/2011/06/14/letting-go/

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  21. Katherine KrigeJune 14, 2011 at 11:29:00 PM EDT

    groan...

    oh my. Happy OSW G. I'll be wroking on something tomorrow hopefully

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  22. CloudiaJune 15, 2011 at 12:36:00 AM EDT

    you are a celeb hunter now!



    Aloha from Waikiki :)

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  23. MargaretJune 15, 2011 at 12:40:00 AM EDT

    "Self Proclaimed" LOL

    She needs to shoplift some practical stuff for a change...

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  25. ShadowJune 15, 2011 at 6:17:00 AM EDT

    you're on a roll...

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  26. the walking manJune 15, 2011 at 8:16:00 AM EDT

    Nope nothing poetic today...sorry but liked Dave and Lindsay.

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  27. RavenJune 15, 2011 at 10:22:00 AM EDT

    Always love a good limerick. :)

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  28. RavenJune 15, 2011 at 10:22:00 AM EDT

    Always love a good limerick. :)

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  29. PattiKenJune 15, 2011 at 12:07:00 PM EDT

    Lindsay Lowbrow, every parent's worst fear. What an airhead.

    And as for Dave? Oh, yuck-oh!

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  30. amfJune 15, 2011 at 4:34:00 PM EDT

    You never fail, G... I must time any sadness around your Oneshots, really. Perhaps we should start a collection for Dave, ha!
    (Btw, thanks for your kind words at OSP...made me smile.~ angela )

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  31. DaydreamerJune 15, 2011 at 5:34:00 PM EDT

    OMG on both counts...LOL Made me giggle, thank you :)

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