Tuesday, May 24, 2011

One-Shot Wednesday.....



I know it's a bit cheesy to hop aboard the bash
Arnold bandwagon, but this whole tawdry affair
is begging for a Limerick!!!


The Governator was hornier than most.
But he was in No position to boast.
He poked the houskeeper and nanny.
Banged the maid in her fanny
And the cook? He loved 'buttering HER toast'!!


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Tomorrow.....I'll Be Back!!




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26 comments:

  1. Brian MillerMay 24, 2011 at 3:16:00 PM EDT

    hehe...i love a good limerick...wonder how he liked hearing 'hasta la vista babe"

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  2. Monkey ManMay 24, 2011 at 3:24:00 PM EDT

    Limericks seem to suit you. Ah'll be bock.

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  3. moondustwriterMay 24, 2011 at 4:14:00 PM EDT

    Gosh even with makeup he's looking old...

    G you always take the cake with the right take on a poem

    Thanks for the One Shot
    moonie smiles

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  4. hedgewitchMay 24, 2011 at 4:16:00 PM EDT

    Your limerick is a lot funnier and more interesting than Arnold's love life could ever be. You know what Maria said, right? "Terminate 'er!"

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  5. clean and crazyMay 24, 2011 at 4:19:00 PM EDT

    HA,HA,HA,HA,HA!!! You are too, too much. poor guy. he had it all the housekeeper, the action movies, the kennedys. hey he fits right into the househlod name!! they should just stay together!!

    Kennedys have always been womanizers.

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  6. UnknownMay 24, 2011 at 5:10:00 PM EDT

    BWAHAHAHAH.. and I can almost see him glare his robotic stare at me and say "I'll be back"..

    This is AWESOME, Galen! :))

    Meanwhile, here is my One Shot!! :)

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  7. MargaretMay 24, 2011 at 5:16:00 PM EDT

    ...I have a feeling he won't be back! I think his career is over, big time! What gets me is Maria seems quite intelligent ... How could it possibly have taken her this long to say "Hasta la vista"?

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  8. UnknownMay 24, 2011 at 5:39:00 PM EDT

    hahaha.. he certainly buttered her toast!

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  9. DianeMay 24, 2011 at 5:44:00 PM EDT

    He was certainly busier than most..... :O)

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  10. Belinda MunozMay 24, 2011 at 5:44:00 PM EDT

    The best limerick I've ever read, G-Man! And for the record, I didn't vote for him.

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  11. UnknownMay 24, 2011 at 5:54:00 PM EDT

    I'm from the future
    to impregnate your women
    and hear your laments

    :O

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  12. BeachannyMay 24, 2011 at 6:56:00 PM EDT

    Funny..ha..if only these A types didn't make it into places of power. Ugh. Thanks, Gay

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  13. TALONMay 24, 2011 at 7:08:00 PM EDT

    lol! A perfect limerick, Galen. I always wonder why super horny types bother to get married - life would still be complicated for them, but at least they wouldn't destroy their own families.

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  14. UnknownMay 24, 2011 at 8:40:00 PM EDT

    ha! that is all...

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  15. SerenaMay 24, 2011 at 9:23:00 PM EDT

    I think I'll forgo my morning toast for a while.:) You do have to laugh about this stuff, though. What else are you gonna do?

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  16. limeMay 24, 2011 at 10:39:00 PM EDT

    bwahahaha! good one!

    i wanna know how he had time to govern with all the schtupping he was up to.

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  17. Shashidhar SharmaMay 25, 2011 at 1:38:00 AM EDT

    I enjoyed it a lot my friend, and I will be Baaack...
    ;-)

    Shashi
    ॐ नमः शिवाय
    Om Namah Shivaya
    http://shadowdancingwithmind.blogspot.com/2011/05/whispers-buddha-and-life.html
    At Twitter @VerseEveryDay

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  18. AkelamaluMay 25, 2011 at 5:23:00 AM EDT

    Oh you are naughty, but I like you. ;)

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  19. MonaMay 25, 2011 at 9:06:00 AM EDT

    hehehe, I knew what was to come in writing, the moment I saw that photo :D

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  20. UnknownMay 25, 2011 at 10:44:00 AM EDT

    Ah he deserved this piece! I loved it! ~ Rose

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  21. ClaudiaMay 25, 2011 at 11:49:00 AM EDT

    well written limerick gman! he'd better been using his brain than his muscles or..

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  22. gautami tripathyMay 25, 2011 at 12:36:00 PM EDT

    That says it all!

    facade

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  23. OliviaMay 25, 2011 at 2:01:00 PM EDT

    Ouchie ouch!!

    Your limerick made it sound good fun- I mean the word play is too good..!

    Awesome limerick Galen.. :)
    Hugs xxx

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  24. amfMay 25, 2011 at 3:58:00 PM EDT

    bawhahaha...you are fabulous, as always! that one is CLASSIC...you rock, G!!

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  25. AnonymousMay 25, 2011 at 4:36:00 PM EDT

    Loved the limerick G-Man ~ but then again, you do have a way with words :-))

    See you on Friday, my friend.

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  26. Katherine KrigeMay 25, 2011 at 10:05:00 PM EDT

    That was perfect! Bwahahaha! Hmm, perhaps I will have some toast for breakfast...

    but NOT with his butter.

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