Thursday, April 7, 2011

Friday Flash 55.....


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(Ring...)

STD...May I help you?

"I hope so, do you have any Treponema Pallidum?"

Syphilis? We have several cases in stock...We're open till 10.

(Ring...)

STD...May I help you?

"Is Chlamydia there?"

I'm sorry, she's off today...Call Back Monday.

(Ring...)

STD...May I help you?

"Clap....I Need CLAP!!!!


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Sorry....Strange mood.
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!
So from the itchiest host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!
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74 comments:

  1. Jannie FunsterApril 7, 2011 at 8:01:00 PM EDT

    No need to apologize for a strange mood, Im in one 24/7.

    Mine Includes A Give-Away.

    xoxo

    whooohoooo

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  2. Jannie FunsterApril 7, 2011 at 8:01:00 PM EDT

    DOUBLE whoohoooooo.

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  3. KBApril 7, 2011 at 8:01:00 PM EDT

    Why do I suddenly feel unclean? Nice one G. Have a great weekend.

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  4. KBApril 7, 2011 at 8:02:00 PM EDT

    Oh and my 55 is up!

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  5. AnonymousApril 7, 2011 at 8:02:00 PM EDT

    Links aren't loving me today, but I've got Brian's right here:

    http://www.waystationone.com/2011/04/55-hot-fresh.html

    Mine is here.

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  6. Monkey ManApril 7, 2011 at 8:03:00 PM EDT

    Strange mood?? Seemed like the usual G-man to me.

    My 55 is HERE.

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  7. ElaineApril 7, 2011 at 8:04:00 PM EDT

    Here is my 1st 55

    http://hiddenheartbeat.blogspot.com/2011/04/55-less-is-more.html

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  8. dustusApril 7, 2011 at 8:12:00 PM EDT

    LOL cool. Speaking of unclean and STDs, you just reminded me of someone, again! Imagine that...

    Concentrated Backwash

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  9. UnknownApril 7, 2011 at 8:15:00 PM EDT

    Is that the Sacramento Transportation Depot? Yikes!

    Mine is HERE

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  10. AnonymousApril 7, 2011 at 8:15:00 PM EDT

    Brian’s got fifty five words that’ll melt your socks off: right here.

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  11. limeApril 7, 2011 at 8:48:00 PM EDT

    LOL, there are ways to avoid that ya know?

    i'm up here

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  12. Maude LynnApril 7, 2011 at 9:21:00 PM EDT

    I'm clapping for you, G-Man!

    I'll post mine in the morning.

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  13. hedgewitchApril 7, 2011 at 9:24:00 PM EDT

    Do they sell penicillin chasers? And speaking of weird moods--I'm just flaky, but I'm playin. Here's my dark tale of love and fear:


    The Cruel Master

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  14. UnknownApril 7, 2011 at 9:24:00 PM EDT

    I'm with KB - I need anti-septic wipes for the phone...

    This is probably the first time I am deferring my 55 til later

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  15. BubbaApril 7, 2011 at 9:28:00 PM EDT

    That deserves a round of applause!

    CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP! CLAP!


    Mine 55 this week is my own personal Rave-Up.

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  16. MargaretApril 7, 2011 at 9:34:00 PM EDT

    ...only open 'till 10? Well, if you need to know how to get there, I'm reposting my 55 since I think many peeps missed it last week. Hope you don't mind.

    My 55

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  17. steveroniApril 7, 2011 at 9:56:00 PM EDT

    STD? I thought that was some kind of synthetic oil--grin! So I GOOGLED it.

    Found a page which showed me how to PREVENT synthetic oil...I think?

    It was discussing how to use synthetic rubber--to prevent STD.....

    MY 55 is HERE

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  18. Pheromone GirlApril 7, 2011 at 9:58:00 PM EDT

    Wow, you're not kidding. Did you photoshop that sign??

    I played...
    Fear

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  19. Brian MillerApril 7, 2011 at 10:02:00 PM EDT

    hehe...so you were calling college campuses? nice one g...

    thanks to Ti for the assist...

    i am up...

    and be abck in a minute with morning AJs link...as she is on vacay...

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  20. MillieApril 7, 2011 at 10:04:00 PM EDT

    Got penicillin? Strange but entertaining! No need to apologize for that. My human has a 55 here. http://razzamadazzle.wordpress.com/2011/04/07/rejuvenation/

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  21. Brian MillerApril 7, 2011 at 10:04:00 PM EDT

    morning aj

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  22. AnonymousApril 7, 2011 at 10:09:00 PM EDT

    Clap? Ok. *applause, applause*

    Mine is up

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  23. JannaApril 7, 2011 at 10:13:00 PM EDT

    Is the opposite of gonorrhea HERE-o-rrhea?

    Weird mood?
    Yeah.
    Me too.

    Thanks for another Friday 55!
    Mine's here. :)

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  24. SerenaApril 7, 2011 at 10:17:00 PM EDT

    Dude, you ARE in a strange mood. LOL.:)

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  25. Ami MattisonApril 7, 2011 at 10:51:00 PM EDT

    An STD hotline. Snort. Always a pleasure to play. Mine's here.

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  26. MeApril 7, 2011 at 11:02:00 PM EDT

    Ha! I like it! It sort of reminds me of a David Lynch movie, for some reason. :)

    I still have 25 hours or so to get something together. I thought I'd get to it tonight, but ended up needed a bunch more than 55 words so tonight's post doesn't qualify.

    If i get something organized, I'll be back...but just in case I don't make it, YOU have yourself a kick ass weekend, my friend!
    -C

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  27. amfApril 7, 2011 at 11:05:00 PM EDT

    I now rely on your 55s for education, Ha! got more than I needed with that one.. fabulous! Not quite Friday in my world, but I've got a troubadour waiting..

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  28. Steve IsaakApril 7, 2011 at 11:22:00 PM EDT

    LOL!

    Here's mine.

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  29. LarryApril 7, 2011 at 11:29:00 PM EDT

    Thats the last thing i need is the clap.


    Sudden Attack

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  30. avoid the clapApril 7, 2011 at 11:52:00 PM EDT

    You rang???? Hahhahaa

    (I will post mine after I write it!)

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  31. LindaApril 8, 2011 at 12:02:00 AM EDT

    Strange mood...happens to all of us sometimes. Very creative!

    Here's my contribution at Roses to Rainbows

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  32. avoid the clapApril 8, 2011 at 12:14:00 AM EDT

    I know I didn't post last week, but your post this week is clearly a Valentine to win back my heart. (Can't a man dream?)

    Here's my silly post.

    Remember, you're supposed to avoid the clap.

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  33. budh.aaahApril 8, 2011 at 12:14:00 AM EDT

    Your strain in here GM..nice :)

    http://weevencrythesameway.blogspot.com/2011/04/stickysticky.html

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  34. moondustwriterApril 8, 2011 at 12:33:00 AM EDT

    Ok I'm back
    Your 55 warranted a second read G
    Eeck

    And thanks G for doing this 55 weekly thang

    Shattered

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  35. CloudiaApril 8, 2011 at 12:37:00 AM EDT

    I like your weird wild ways!




    Warm Aloha from Waikiki


    Comfort Spiral

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  36. TALONApril 8, 2011 at 12:50:00 AM EDT

    That Chlamydia - she's always running around! Strange, yes, but is it okay if I cracked up reading this, Galen?


    My 55: The Waiting Game

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  37. OliviaApril 8, 2011 at 1:00:00 AM EDT

    Tell about the "strange mood" again!

    No whining or complaints, but how you may feel after a huge ugly fight over issues not created by you at the least?

    Then I "patch up" so I keep my cover up!! Riddle? It's called being clever n scheming so no one gets a clue- enough already!

    Wishing you a nice weekend.. :)
    Hugs xox

    Here's mine Vision

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  38. Someone is SpecialApril 8, 2011 at 2:33:00 AM EDT

    strange... G-Man... I have to stay to strange 55...

    Someone is Special

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  39. anthonynorthApril 8, 2011 at 2:44:00 AM EDT

    Strange moods are easily transmitted.

    You'll find mine here.

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  40. AkelamaluApril 8, 2011 at 2:54:00 AM EDT

    You really don't want to be intimate with any of those! LOL

    Mine's up hon.

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  41. John (@bookdreamer)April 8, 2011 at 3:29:00 AM EDT

    Whoo dark one today My Friday 55

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  42. magiceyeApril 8, 2011 at 3:33:00 AM EDT

    :) sure!

    change is in the air
    http://instantwords.blogspot.com/2011/04/change-ahoy.html

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  43. joannaApril 8, 2011 at 5:20:00 AM EDT

    Hope it is only a mood and not a reality. Played this week ....

    Joanny

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  44. the walking manApril 8, 2011 at 5:52:00 AM EDT

    If Syphilis had the day off i'm pretty sure Gonorrhea would have been an acceptable substitute but then some days we just wants what we want.

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  45. Belinda MunozApril 8, 2011 at 6:09:00 AM EDT

    I'm suddenly crossing my legs...no need to apologize. Strange moods have a way of being familiar.

    Mine is HERE

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  46. Belinda MunozApril 8, 2011 at 6:11:00 AM EDT

    ooops, messed up my link...one day i'll learn to do it right...

    http://thehalfwaypoint.net/2011/04/right-and-wrong-and-rights/

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  47. gautami tripathyApril 8, 2011 at 6:39:00 AM EDT

    I thrive on strange moods! It produces unusual stuff as yours!

    Here is mine:

    order of the day

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  48. PratibhaApril 8, 2011 at 6:54:00 AM EDT

    I feel weird now !
    Glad I wrote my 55er early today :

    Am Sorry

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  49. izzyApril 8, 2011 at 7:10:00 AM EDT

    Oh man! What brought this on ?
    ( Moi-? Never famous-) just a
    common-a-garden human. Have a great weekend!

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  50. drybottomgirlApril 8, 2011 at 7:36:00 AM EDT

    You will never cease to amaze me G-man, you can even make an STD sound charming! Mine is up, have a super sweet weekend. Love from the dairy state...

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  51. Someone is SpecialApril 8, 2011 at 7:48:00 AM EDT

    here is my poetic 55 G... a dream she is... a kiss seals it...

    Someone is Special

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  52. izzyApril 8, 2011 at 7:57:00 AM EDT

    OK, OK- Have it your way, sort of-
    http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2011/04/flash-fiction-55-4811-it-is-only-money.html

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  53. MonaApril 8, 2011 at 8:11:00 AM EDT

    May her/his wish be granted! :D

    My Beast Fable is up!

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  54. Linda Bob Grifins Korbetis HallApril 8, 2011 at 9:14:00 AM EDT

    It reads like "knock kncok, who's there.." game, classical and fun.

    my post has 55 words above *****, but not a story, not a single poem...strange take this time...

    here is my 55

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  55. LisaApril 8, 2011 at 9:42:00 AM EDT

    WOW - all I got is WOW. You are a funny funny guy.

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  56. hopeApril 8, 2011 at 9:44:00 AM EDT

    Well I guess my mood is as strange as yours. :) Mine's up. Hope your weekend is great!

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  57. magiceyeApril 8, 2011 at 9:57:00 AM EDT

    my 55 is here

    http://instantwords.blogspot.com/2011/04/change-ahoy.html

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  58. clean and crazyApril 8, 2011 at 12:44:00 PM EDT

    he, he, he i guess we are all in a strange mood, i got one up finally!!!!

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  59. LincApril 8, 2011 at 12:50:00 PM EDT

    Yeah, not a phone call I'd be making public...lol

    Mine's up:

    http://reaper282.blogspot.com/2011/04/fff-55-vol-xii-muse.html

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  60. RNSANEApril 8, 2011 at 1:02:00 PM EDT

    You are hysterical. For some reason,that made me laugh, though it shouldn't. As an RN for 45 years, working for the last 21 in the field of sexual assault, I'm afraid I've seen far too many STDs - given to unwillingly victims - which makes me wonder how many more unsuspecting folks got them and shared, as well.

    I always wondered how many people would actually tell partners and sexual contacts if they actually had an STD?? What do you think?
    We, of course - and the hospital lab - would have to report a positive to San Francisco's City Clinic and they would deal with it from there!

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  61. AnonymousApril 8, 2011 at 2:12:00 PM EDT

    hahahaha nice! Ok, you asked and I just played. I have posted a 55. I'll stop pretending that any of mine are fiction though. This is another one of my political ones. Enjoy. ;-)

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  62. RNSANEApril 8, 2011 at 3:10:00 PM EDT

    My Friday Flash 55 is at:

    http://rnsane.blogspot.com/2011/04/friday-flash-55-whole-lot-of-shaking.html

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  63. TammyApril 8, 2011 at 4:17:00 PM EDT

    Bahahahaha...love it!

    Mine is up too!

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  64. Lulda CasadagaApril 8, 2011 at 4:52:00 PM EDT

    I'm back...and in a weird mood too! Enjoy your weekend G! :)

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  65. ClaudiaApril 8, 2011 at 5:06:00 PM EDT

    ha - nice - sometimes the strange moods make us creative and poetic..smiles

    haven't linked up for ages - but managed to post a 55 today...

    my 55 is here..

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  66. MeApril 8, 2011 at 5:08:00 PM EDT

    Okay, Galen. Got something up, I hope you like it. :)
    -C

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  67. Shanae BranhamApril 8, 2011 at 6:43:00 PM EDT

    Deadly post...interesting to say the least. I'd like to join the group and play. My post is at http://disemblance.com/?p=86
    Thanks.

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  68. Katherine KrigeApril 8, 2011 at 10:33:00 PM EDT

    Very strange mood. Ha!

    If you head to the bar tonight, just say no to that last beer and the girl at the end of the bar who is winking at you. Just a suggestion.

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  69. Katherine KrigeApril 8, 2011 at 11:05:00 PM EDT

    Oh, and G, I did work on a 55 for you too! You visited before I got a chance to post it, but you inspired me with your post! :)

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  70. LisaApril 9, 2011 at 12:19:00 AM EDT

    Ok Here's Mine. Inspired by my husband's comment about being made he couldn't find something.

    Lisa
    Inspired by Lisa

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  71. haiku love songsApril 9, 2011 at 12:16:00 PM EDT

    um....interesting. {giggle} here's my 55 in the form of a haibun.

    http://haikulovesongs.wordpress.com/2011/04/09/venus/

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  72. Linda Bob Grifins Korbetis HallApril 9, 2011 at 3:17:00 PM EDT

    late this week, will make my way through by midnight tonight.

    Thanks............

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  73. secret agent womanApril 9, 2011 at 5:51:00 PM EDT

    Ah, strange moods are good.

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  74. EvalinnApril 11, 2011 at 1:08:00 PM EDT

    Funny guy! :-D

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