Thursday, December 16, 2010

Friday Flash 55.....

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So let me get this straight...
Your name is Santa Claus?
You have no car..You have sleigh with reindeer?
You park sleigh on peoples roof.
You sneak your way into peoples homes.
You eat the food that you say is left for you?
Then...You leave them presents?

Santa......? I've been very good boy!

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If you or anyone you know have written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man...
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!
So from the most gracious Ho Ho Host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!
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55 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 16, 2010 at 8:00:00 PM EST

    You tell him, G-Man!

    Where on earth did this week go? Time flies when you’re having fun or when you’re too busy to keep it in its flight pen.

    I unthawed a few words, right here.

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  2. moondustwriterDecember 16, 2010 at 8:00:00 PM EST

    Ok so I just got here peering around for people...

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  3. MillieDecember 16, 2010 at 8:02:00 PM EST

    What a holiday 55! My human wrote a 55. It is here. http://razzamadazzle.wordpress.com/2010/12/16/a-normal-day/

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  4. KBDecember 16, 2010 at 8:02:00 PM EST

    I've been good too Santa.
    Mine's up. Have a great weekend G!

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  5. moondustwriterDecember 16, 2010 at 8:04:00 PM EST

    Well I hope he let him off!!!

    Great lead up to Christmas. Does Santa have security codes so he doesnt set off alarms?

    Ok here's mine Snowflakes are in season

    thanks G for your cheer (all year round)


    Way 2 Go Ti
    Moonie smiles

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  6. secret agent womanDecember 16, 2010 at 8:09:00 PM EST

    Why is Santa wearing a pope hat?

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  7. AnonymousDecember 16, 2010 at 8:15:00 PM EST

    I've been bad Santa but I'm trying. I promise! •crossing fingers. LOL Great 55 :) Mine is up HERE. I hope you have a great weekend.

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  8. Monkey ManDecember 16, 2010 at 8:16:00 PM EST

    He does sound kind of fishy, doesn't he.

    My 55 is HERE .

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  9. AnonymousDecember 16, 2010 at 8:17:00 PM EST

    Me too! I've been good! I'll leave milk and cookies. :)

    Mine is here

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  10. sheilaDecember 16, 2010 at 8:20:00 PM EST

    CUTE, lol. That's freaking hysterical! Wonderful 55! Here's mine...:o)

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  11. Brian MillerDecember 16, 2010 at 8:21:00 PM EST

    hehe. or hoho...santas got some mean breaking and entering skills..

    mine is up...

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  12. UnknownDecember 16, 2010 at 9:02:00 PM EST

    Please tell Santa I've been a very good girl this year! I will make him some cocoa and leave carrots for his reindeer!

    Mine 55 can be found Here

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  13. Myrna R.December 16, 2010 at 9:16:00 PM EST

    I think we've all been good kids.

    I posted my 55.

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  14. MeDecember 16, 2010 at 9:22:00 PM EST

    Poor Santa...wonder if he'll make bail? ;)

    As promised, I am in. Mine is HERE.

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  15. gautami tripathyDecember 16, 2010 at 9:22:00 PM EST

    I wonder kind of present I gonna get. Being Hindu and all!

    But Santa has no such discriminations..!!

    May you gets lots of presents!

    :D

    Here is my 55er:

    a picture

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  16. G-ManDecember 16, 2010 at 9:25:00 PM EST

    Gautami...?
    You get a new Tandori Oven..:-)

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  17. magiceyeDecember 16, 2010 at 9:34:00 PM EST

    :) loved it!

    http://instantwords.blogspot.com/2010/12/hunger-is-fatal.html

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  18. Linda Bob Grifins Korbetis HallDecember 16, 2010 at 9:56:00 PM EST

    that's playful and beautiful 55.

    I posted mine at blogger...
    Thanks for the challenge.

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  19. JannaDecember 16, 2010 at 9:58:00 PM EST

    Poor kid...
    Just wait til everyone finds out what he did with that iguana and the jello last summer.

    Thanks for another Friday 55!
    Mine's here. :)

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  20. JerryDecember 16, 2010 at 10:09:00 PM EST

    OK G. here is part two of a Christmas 55 trilogy. Have a great week end Man.

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  21. gautami tripathyDecember 16, 2010 at 10:11:00 PM EST

    Ha! I already own a Tandoori oven! How about diamond-studded platinum studs?!! LOL!

    BTW, I would like you to read dead man and his shoe painting, although it is not a 55er. Please do let me know what you think!!! (no hurry)

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  22. hedgewitchDecember 16, 2010 at 10:15:00 PM EST

    What, Santa's not going to do a Lock Up:Raw Christmas special for us? The kids will be so disappointed.

    I wrote a thing for Magpie Tales that's about as Christmas-y as I feel like I'm going to get this year.It's 52 words, so it's going to do double duty as my 55. If you've already made the magpie run, you've probably seen it. If not, it's here:
    Mother and Child

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  23. limeDecember 16, 2010 at 10:30:00 PM EST

    lol, poor santa....can't even do his job without getting harassed.

    my computer finally cooperated enough to let me post here

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  24. Someone is SpecialDecember 16, 2010 at 10:53:00 PM EST

    Of course.. Nice one G-Man..

    Here is mine..

    'L','O','V','E'

    Romantic Evening

    --Someone is Special--

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  25. TALONDecember 16, 2010 at 11:07:00 PM EST

    Yay! No tickets for Santa! Loved it, Galen! Hope you have a fabulous weekend!

    My 55 is here

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  26. SerenaDecember 17, 2010 at 12:18:00 AM EST

    His story does sound pretty hinky, don't you think?

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  27. katrinDecember 17, 2010 at 12:51:00 AM EST

    Ahh i have been a good girl

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  28. ClaudiaDecember 17, 2010 at 1:56:00 AM EST

    ha - nice one g-man
    you know what - i would love to join him on his sleigh..

    my 55

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  29. DianneDecember 17, 2010 at 2:30:00 AM EST

    mine is up, look at the previous post for humor though.

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  30. Belinda MunozDecember 17, 2010 at 2:36:00 AM EST

    You know, my 3yo has asked similar questions! How do you retain those child-like qualities, G-man?

    Mine is here: http://thehalfwaypoint.net/2010/12/just-a-thought/

    Thanks for hosting another fun round!

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  31. joannaDecember 17, 2010 at 3:10:00 AM EST

    Can it be? no one yahtzeed? Umm!
    Well then I don't feel too bad having an obsession with old things-- the post I planned on had a plan of its own,,, so this is its sit in....

    joanny
    http://thedowsersdaughter.blogspot.com

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  32. joannaDecember 17, 2010 at 3:12:00 AM EST

    would you a 'good boy' Galen or were you naughty this past year?

    fun 55er...

    joanny

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  33. MonaDecember 17, 2010 at 5:48:00 AM EST

    Yes, it is very important to make all the enquiries first. Santa sounds like a thief by your description :D

    Galen My 55ve is Here

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  34. MorningAJDecember 17, 2010 at 6:02:00 AM EST

    Sometimes naughty can be good!
    ;)

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  35. Hootin AnniDecember 17, 2010 at 6:11:00 AM EST

    LOL...this is precious. So so good. Of course, I'm a kid at heart, so anything Santa pleases me.

    Mine is posted

    As always, scroll down below my show n tell for Friday. Oh, and in case it's not been said yet...have a KICK ASS WEEKEND!!

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  36. BubbaDecember 17, 2010 at 6:31:00 AM EST

    "Oh Santa Claus, Oh Santa Claus, He breaks lots of laws... he trespasses... he breaks and enters... he travels all around the world without a valid passport."

    Mine's up! Winter

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  37. izzyDecember 17, 2010 at 8:15:00 AM EST

    Thanks! he is a speed demon too! not many stoplights in the sky- Merry-

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  38. AnonymousDecember 17, 2010 at 8:22:00 AM EST

    Hey, G-man. Glad you like presents. I brought one from Playing for Change to share this week.

    Happy Holidays everyone.

    Find your present here.

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  39. izzyDecember 17, 2010 at 8:42:00 AM EST

    Sorry- forgot the link!
    http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2010/12/flash-fiction-55-121710.html

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  40. drybottomgirlDecember 17, 2010 at 9:36:00 AM EST

    Well I've been naughty and nice so let's hope Santa is forgiving!!! Have a great weekend and a very Merry Christmas! Mine is up, hugs....

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  41. AkelamaluDecember 17, 2010 at 9:48:00 AM EST

    I've been a good girl, I hope Santa visits me. ;)

    Mine's up.

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  42. AnonymousDecember 17, 2010 at 10:13:00 AM EST

    Great stuff as always.

    Have a good weekend, Boonie

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  43. HisFireFlyDecember 17, 2010 at 11:45:00 AM EST

    Here's my 55 -

    http://hisfirefly.blogspot.com/2010/12/caroling-praise-in-55.html

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  44. John (@bookdreamer)December 17, 2010 at 12:01:00 PM EST

    You can't believe a man who wants to know if children have been good... To hear or read my illustrated 55 click here

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  45. UnknownDecember 17, 2010 at 12:09:00 PM EST

    Aww... how cute is that!!!
    Mark my work, G.. he'll come by your place too... I saw him in the sky last night.. he seemed real busy, you know :)

    So.. here's my 55... maaaaaan, I think I've really lost it!! whheeww..

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  46. Caroline RossDecember 17, 2010 at 12:34:00 PM EST

    Oh, this made me laugh out loud. Very good punch line G-man! Thanks for hosting, and Merry Christmas!

    Here's mine:
    http://iseeyoulookingatme.wordpress.com/2010/12/17/pleased/

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  47. Katherine KrigeDecember 17, 2010 at 1:26:00 PM EST

    haha! Love it. Great pic to go with your 55 G! Mine are here

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  48. EvalinnDecember 17, 2010 at 2:10:00 PM EST

    Nice one! :-) I´ll write mine now...

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  49. EvalinnDecember 17, 2010 at 2:10:00 PM EST

    AND you renovated over here. It´s nice!

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  50. TinaDecember 17, 2010 at 2:13:00 PM EST

    Grin. Very good indeed! Mine is here.

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  51. DonnettaDecember 17, 2010 at 4:58:00 PM EST

    Hi, Galen: A likely story! Very cute.

    Mine is up. Later, gater. D

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  52. hopeDecember 17, 2010 at 6:16:00 PM EST

    And I bet you've been a very good boy this year as well. :)

    Happy holidays to you and the ones you love.

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  53. Jannie FunsterDecember 17, 2010 at 6:54:00 PM EST

    Galen is always a good boy!!

    I'll be playing again sometime after Christmas. Still love you, even tho I'm not in this week.

    xo

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  54. MonaDecember 18, 2010 at 4:42:00 AM EST

    Mona said...

    That is the whole point G. The Satire is on the Disclaimer, The way ppl say just anything about anybody, after a disclaimer, and get away with it. I got the idea of writing that 55ve after having watched a TV programme that maligns ppl after putting disclaimers before the show!

    The 55ve is a SATIRE

    December 18, 2010 3:09 PM

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  55. ShrinkyDecember 19, 2010 at 10:37:00 AM EST

    Och, I'd just have saved myself the time of convincing him, and confiscated his sack - but maybe that's just me..

    Hope you find Santa brings all your hearts desire, this Christmas!

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