Thursday, November 6, 2008

Friday Flash 55......

The psychiatrist leaned back, took out his pen and said, 'proceed'...
"Doc, my mother never breast fed me, she said she only liked me as a friend."
"I was so ugly, Mom had morning sickness AFTER I was born!"
"My bath toys were a toaster and a radio!!"
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'I'm sorry Rodney...Did you say something?'
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Hi everybody, you'll ALWAYS get respect from the most gracious host from coast to coast.
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55, please come tell the G-Man, I will visit, read, enjoy, comment, Then Book!!!
Have a Great Week-End.....
Peace...!!!
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27 comments:

  1. SerenaNovember 6, 2008 at 9:59:00 PM EST

    LOL. Classic! A fine 55, indeed, Mr. G.

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  2. AnonymousNovember 6, 2008 at 10:45:00 PM EST

    hahahaha - he's awesome. Great 55 G-man.

    I don't know if I'll play tonight, but if I do it'll be up at midnight Pacific time. ;-)

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  3. MojoNovember 6, 2008 at 11:21:00 PM EST

    I'm tellin ya... no respect... nor respect at all!

    Love it!

    Continuing the journey...
    55 Flash Fiction Friday #19: Yaadein (III)

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  4. AnonymousNovember 7, 2008 at 1:16:00 AM EST

    Ok, I did one. It'll go live in a couple hours. ;-)

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  5. smarmoofusNovember 7, 2008 at 1:40:00 AM EST

    Oh, geez... thanks Mojo. I didn't know who "Rodney" was, but I knew I was supposed get it. *hangs head* I'm so clueless.

    But now that I get the reference, that's awesome, G-man!

    I'm up!
    -smarmoofus

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  6. PamNovember 7, 2008 at 2:53:00 AM EST

    very cute 55, g...'what? did somebody step on a duck?' hehehe

    i'm up. :)

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  7. MonaNovember 7, 2008 at 6:11:00 AM EST

    Poor Rodney...
    G Man I feel the same as him, I told it in My 55v today...

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  8. DevoteeNovember 7, 2008 at 6:35:00 AM EST

    Who could fail to love Rodney?

    Thanks, g-man!

    My 55 for the week is up too.

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  9. SignGurlNovember 7, 2008 at 6:48:00 AM EST

    Awesome 55, G! You really are the master at this.

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  10. Jayme MalvagioNovember 7, 2008 at 7:53:00 AM EST

    lol, too cute. A great 55 indeed. I've posted one as well...

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  11. James GoodmanNovember 7, 2008 at 8:05:00 AM EST

    lol, that's just good stuff. Nicely done, Galen.

    Mine's up!

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  12. buffalodickNovember 7, 2008 at 8:41:00 AM EST

    Dangerfield was one of my favorites!

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  13. Cha ChaNovember 7, 2008 at 9:29:00 AM EST

    Haaaaaaaaaaaa!

    I heart Rodney Dangerfield.

    I was just talking to my mom the other day about the flick Easy Money.

    It's one of our favourite movies.

    We both are still BIG supporters of The Regular Guy look.

    ^_~

    Monty: She says I drink too much, I smoke too much, I gamble. I mean she's right, but what can I do? I got no... what's the word...

    Nicky: Class.

    Him and Joe Pesci in that movie leave me in hysterics every time I see it. Even though I've seen it a hundred freaking times.

    Then there's Julio and the Hedge...

    ...just THINKING about that scene has me cracking up.

    Thanks for the memories, G-hottie.

    Rodney was greatness.

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  14. BreazyNovember 7, 2008 at 9:30:00 AM EST

    awesome 55! Have a good weekend! :)

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  15. Melodie Norman HaasNovember 7, 2008 at 11:07:00 AM EST

    I wrote a 55 this time too! Y'all have a great weekend!

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  16. Lulda CasadagaNovember 7, 2008 at 4:01:00 PM EST

    He used to have a club in NYC...never went to it...:(
    He sure was a fixture in my parents generation...thanks for the memories!
    My 55 is awaiting a look-see...

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  17. LiquidNovember 7, 2008 at 6:48:00 PM EST

    I know I am slaggin' laggin' and running late all over the place!
    Maybe I need to see that doctor you speak of! Loved it! But, of course I would forget why I was there (on the wrong day) and would feel even more defective than when I made this redundant decision to ask "professionals" to diasect my mind.
    Great 55 G-Man.......Hit home....I think......forgot where I left from!

    I did though, make it up before saturday this week!

    Mucho!

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  18. DonnettaNovember 7, 2008 at 8:15:00 PM EST

    Galen: Very, very funny! good one.

    Mine's up!! D

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  19. KBNovember 7, 2008 at 11:32:00 PM EST

    Nice one G. Mine's up now.

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  20. AkelamaluNovember 8, 2008 at 5:13:00 AM EST

    Oh poor Rodney! LOL

    Sorry I only just got to visit G-man but better late than never eh? :)

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  21. snowelfNovember 8, 2008 at 11:21:00 AM EST

    I hope you are having a good weekend G-man--it's a stay inside and read kind of day here. :)

    --snow

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  22. limeNovember 8, 2008 at 4:47:00 PM EST

    i'm just home from the spa and i must say...i got lots of respect there!

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  23. SNovember 8, 2008 at 7:18:00 PM EST

    LOL! You silly guy!

    you know me, Gman, its whatever day of the week whenever I want it to be.

    :P

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  24. SNovember 8, 2008 at 9:02:00 PM EST

    Why yes, yes we are.

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  25. SNovember 8, 2008 at 9:02:00 PM EST

    And thank you. Not bad for 48 eh?

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  26. MonaNovember 8, 2008 at 11:38:00 PM EST

    G Man, where are you going this weekend?

    just curious....

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  27. G-ManNovember 9, 2008 at 3:10:00 PM EST

    Thanks everyone for playing, visiting, and commenting..
    Mona...Nowhere!!!

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