Thursday, January 24, 2008

Guest 55...........



Hi Everybody.. The G-Man is not feeling very inspired today.

So I hope you don't mind if I have a special guest, do a 55 in my absence.....

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"My Mother was a 15 year old French prostitute named Chloe, with webbed feet.

My father would womanize, and he would drink.

He would make outrageous claims, like he invented the 'question mark'.

Sometimes, he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy!!

The sort of general malaise, that only the genius possess...

And the insane lament!!!"

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Thank You Dr Evil......

Say, I also have heard that your father was a relentlessly self-improving Boulangerie owner from Belgium, with low-grade narcolepsy, and a penchant for buggery!!

All righty then...Thanks again... Peace!

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PS..If you have written a 55, you may go tell Susie..

She has a link on my blog-roll, or you may tell me..

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...'and a penchant for buggery'...hehehehehe

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34 comments:

  1. Little WingJanuary 24, 2008 at 9:14:00 PM EST

    First!!!!!!!
    BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA!!

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  2. javajazzJanuary 24, 2008 at 9:15:00 PM EST

    he kind of looks like you.
    kind of.
    ps, are you stalking me
    or something?
    for someone who never
    visits my blog
    you sure are there a lot...

    xoiloveevilxo

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  3. Little WingJanuary 24, 2008 at 9:18:00 PM EST

    Was this guest talking about HIS mother and Father or Yours, Mr. G???
    Actually I think it would be very cool to have webbed feet!
    Swim like a duck!

    My 55 will be up later!

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  4. SerenaJanuary 24, 2008 at 9:48:00 PM EST

    So that's what happens when one comes down with narcolepsy and succumbs to buggery. I always wondered about that.:-)

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  5. Little WingJanuary 25, 2008 at 12:03:00 AM EST

    My Flash 55 is up Mr. G.

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  6. MonaJanuary 25, 2008 at 12:25:00 AM EST

    Chloe, Oh why Chloe.. that is my favorite name...

    is that the one from Austin Powers?

    Those are strange kind of funnies...

    Is that the product of cross breeding of a webbed prostitute and a low grade narcolepse cum bugger?
    Then it sure must be unique uncommon mule...

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  7. barmanJanuary 25, 2008 at 1:11:00 AM EST

    I got to see Mini Me once. Boy Vern really is pretty short.

    Amusing 55.

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  8. SignGurlJanuary 25, 2008 at 6:26:00 AM EST

    I love your 55, G!! Even without the picture, I would have gotten it.

    I think you are inspiring!

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  9. Snow WhiteJanuary 25, 2008 at 6:35:00 AM EST

    Happy Friday, G-Baby! Love the 55! I told Susie, but I'll tell you, too... I'm up!

    xoxoxo

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  10. limeJanuary 25, 2008 at 8:21:00 AM EST

    could ya send dr evil to my place too? i am bereft of inspiration and just damn tired.

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  11. AkelamaluJanuary 25, 2008 at 11:39:00 AM EST

    That was sooooo funny! I love it.

    Mine's up too.

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  12. Cha ChaJanuary 25, 2008 at 12:11:00 PM EST

    I have a penchant for buggery AND I have writ a 55.

    Yay!

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  13. CooperJanuary 25, 2008 at 12:42:00 PM EST

    I think I'm one of the few people on earth who has never watched any of the austin powers movies...creative 55, tho

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  14. GABJanuary 25, 2008 at 2:25:00 PM EST

    LOL very interesting................

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  15. CharlesJanuary 25, 2008 at 6:25:00 PM EST

    Not inspired? You weren't up all night trying to contribute to Johnny were you? When the chips are down, the heat is on. hehe.
    Good one, G. Mine's up, too.

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  16. G-ManJanuary 25, 2008 at 10:23:00 PM EST

    Hi Jadey...
    Dan Ackroyd has webbed feet..For real..xox

    Lisa..
    What do you mean?
    I visit all the time!
    xoxhoserxoxox

    Yes Sherry..
    I'm here to clear up all mysteries..
    hehehe..xoxoxox

    Yes Mona..
    The First Austin Powers!
    What gave it away?
    xox

    Yes Bryan..
    I think thats why he got the part..
    He beat out Danny DeVito and Tom Cruise.

    Jenn...
    Not bad for a real blonde!
    I loved your 55..xoxox

    Di...
    I was there too..
    And it was great!!
    xoxox

    Lime...
    Crazy Dutch Bastard!!
    I love that line
    xoxox

    Hi Ake...
    I'll be there baby..xox

    Strumpet...?
    Really?...Buggery?
    Who'd have thunk it?
    I'll be over of course!
    xoxox

    Thanks Cooper..
    Much obliged...G

    Missy...
    Thanks sweetie..
    Mind like a steel trap!
    xoxox

    Gabby...
    Thanks sweetie..
    xox

    Charles...
    I'll be right over....G

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  17. javajazzJanuary 25, 2008 at 10:46:00 PM EST

    ha ha ha, got you to confess
    in public!
    STALKER!
    even Gabby came over
    to see how many times a day
    you're visiting me.
    ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

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  18. javajazzJanuary 25, 2008 at 10:47:00 PM EST

    hee hee heeee
    moo haa haaaaa...!!!

    xoborderlineborderstalkerxo

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  19. MonaJanuary 26, 2008 at 12:11:00 AM EST

    Galen I played too. Sorry I am late!

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  20. MonaJanuary 26, 2008 at 12:21:00 AM EST

    Galen Galen!! Susie has GUPTA JI for a PET!

    She is MUST SEE!!!! :D :D

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  21. annJanuary 26, 2008 at 8:22:00 AM EST

    oooooooooooh he's ruuuuuuude!!!!!

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  22. annJanuary 26, 2008 at 8:23:00 AM EST

    p.s. hope you and yours are all good and having a great weekend

    I've been MIA for a while ;>)

    lotsa luv ann xxxxx

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  23. SJanuary 26, 2008 at 11:45:00 AM EST

    LOL OMG it's a friendly takeover!
    Hey, I knew you were up, but I had a huge sewing job to do and not time for bloggin is all...in fact, I am still working on it.....


    Mwahhahahahahahahaaaa!

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  24. Cha ChaJanuary 26, 2008 at 1:50:00 PM EST

    Buggery is fun.

    I am making a t-shirt that says such.

    Thanks for the inspiration.

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  25. Cha ChaJanuary 26, 2008 at 1:53:00 PM EST

    OH!

    And Little Wing, I keep trying to go to your blog to check out your 55, but I can't seem to do so from your profile.

    I am QUITE SURE it is my computer illiteracy at work in full force, but I wanted you to know I tried to come by.

    Sorry!

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  26. KJJanuary 26, 2008 at 3:10:00 PM EST

    Hope you're having a great weekend

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  27. MonaJanuary 26, 2008 at 3:32:00 PM EST

    Strumpet, you can follow the Little wing Link from my blog It will take you there.

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  28. G-ManJanuary 27, 2008 at 10:42:00 AM EST

    Lisa...
    Blah Blah Blah...
    Hoser!!!
    xo

    Mona...
    OK, I'll check it out...xoxo
    BTW...Susie has a mighty fine Gupta Ji I might add....

    Ann....
    Mazel Tov!!!!
    Thanks for dropping by...
    xoxox

    Susie...
    Like me, Better late than never..
    Get back to work!
    xoxox

    Mona....
    Thanks for helping out poor Strumpet...xoxmrxoxo

    KJ!!!!!!!!
    Yay!!!!
    Kristin's back!!!
    Hi baby...xox

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  29. morgetronJanuary 27, 2008 at 12:55:00 PM EST

    I love Dr. Evil with a burning passion.

    -J

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  30. Cha ChaJanuary 27, 2008 at 2:15:00 PM EST

    Yes, Thank You Hot Mona! I shall be checking that out.

    And thank you Little Wing!

    And thank you, Galen. Especially for your e-mail. I'd love to talk to you more about that. No worries.

    And thank you, Tronnie. Your burning passion brings a smile to my face.

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  31. G-ManJanuary 27, 2008 at 3:54:00 PM EST

    Morgetron...
    I aim to please...G
    xox

    Strumpet...
    No problem ...G
    xox

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  32. MannyJanuary 27, 2008 at 5:50:00 PM EST

    Hi

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  33. Cha ChaJanuary 28, 2008 at 3:57:00 PM EST

    You have something in your box.

    From my box.

    =P

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  34. snowelfJanuary 28, 2008 at 8:48:00 PM EST

    Oh behave!! ;)

    muah!
    --snow

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