Lost Words.....

Hi Everybody....
Are we ready for this weeks list of Old Timey words or phrases?
Please join in, you'll be The Bee's Knees if you do.

Sal Hapatica
The Bum's Rush
Gin Mill
Beer Garden
Jitney
Palooka
Pin Curls
Babooshka
Moxie
Gams...Mmmmmm...Gams ( I'm saving Quim for next week )

Who Gives a Shit?

Hi Everybody.....
I'm still MEGA BUSY (Last of the month you know) But I still found the
time to post my Weekly Crappy Monday list of irritants...Enjoy and play along.

1.) Tim Tebow this, Tim Tebow that...Who Gives a Shit?

2.) Reese Witherspoon's Mug Shot...Who Gives a Shit?

3.) No Underwear wearin Gweneth Paltrow voted....
The Most Beautiful Woman in the World?????     Who Gives a Shit?

Friday Flash 55.....

She's in.
She's in my head.
Ageless skin, dark cold eyes.
Ruby red lips, alabaster thighs.
Can't think straight....Mesmerized.
She's in.
She's in my head.
Overpowered by lust, with a hint of dread.
Incredibly alive, among the undead.
Sanguine demands, a fantasy sublime.
Of the Souls on this Earth...
She had to take Mine!


What can I say? I have a thing for Redheads!
If you or anyone you know is smitten and bitten, and has written Flash Fiction.
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!
So from the most anemic host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!!!

Thursday Portrait.....

Let's see....
Two Whores, and Double Nickles.

"I can open.....Fifty Cents, and I'll take ONE card please."

These High Stake games are killin me!!
I'll see everybody Thursday 8:00 PM EDST

Are YOU In?

Lost Words.....

Hi Everybody...
Last week's post on Lost Words went over so well that
I thought I'd try it again. Here's a brief list, feel free to add any more.

St. Vitus Dance
The Clap
Shite-Poke
Diphthong
Pole-Cat
Swizzle Stick
Re-Tread
Deaf and Dumb
Mustard Plaster
Pizzle.....(To beat someone with a dried bull penis)

Who Gives a Shit?

For some reason I've been VERY busy of late, and I don't even have time for
my Monday I Don't Give a Shit List....I know, Who Gives a Shit?
You can still contribute ya know.....

(The retro nude pic of Clara Bow doesn't mean anything. I just like Clara Bow!)

Friday Flash 55.....

...............................YOUR DAILY HOROSCOPE..............................

You are not feeling your best today. But that's OK, prunes are on sale.
Your Lucky Number is 2.
Refrain from Popcorn, Peanuts, and Gerbils.
Avoid travelling to maximum security prisons....And Greece.
Don't go off half-cocked flying by the seat of your pants.
And remember to always....Cover Your Ass!


Sorry, I get this same puckering feeling every year about Tax Time!!!
If you or anyone you know is puckered or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!
So from the  most Taxing Host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!!
(Don't kick TOO hard)