Friday Flash 55.....

On a Dark Stormy day 1980 years ago, a grieving mother cradles her dead
Son's body. He died a horrific death at the hands of Roman Centurians. He
owned nothing! But a good and upright man named Joseph of Arimathea, gave
the dead man his own tomb, and helped wrap the bloody corpse in a shroud....


Whether you believe that Jesus rose from the dead, or his body was hidden,
these events did indeed happen. And his messy death changed the World Forever!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End

"...Why'd you choose such a backward time in such a strange land?
If you'd chose today you would have been a whole nation.
Israel in 4 BC had no mass communication!"
.................................................................~ Jesus Christ Superstar~

Thursday Portrait.....

I'm sure we all have our favorite Diners, Cafe's, or Burger Joint. I sure Do!
On my days off I just love going out for Breakfast at Telly's Coney Island.
This place is always hopping Morning/Noon/Night. The star of the show, and
what really keeps me coming back, is the Breakfast Special. From 7-11 AM
you can get TWO Eggs any style, American Fries or Grits, choice of Toast, and
your choice of Ham, Bacon, Sausage Patties or Links, for $2.99!!!!
I work this Saturday, so I had today off. So it was poached eggs, whole wheat toast,
grits and ham. What a way to start the day!!! With an endless cup of Java at 1.25,
with tax it comes to $4.55!!!!!!  Yeah, 4.55 hehehehe
Tell me about YOUR favorite hang out.....
And don't forget to stop by Thursday 8:00 PM EST, for Friday Flash 55.

What the Heck...???

 

 

The great observer of American Language, H.L.Mencken once wrote

that really great colorful swearing had been on the decline since The Civil War.

He wrote that in 1944. Coincidently, on today's Yahoo page they

featured a "Top Ten" list of words that could help you brighten-up your cussing.

Of course these words are quite lame, and Yahoo proves once again that

it has NO Clue as to whats REALLY hot and whats not hot.

The G-Man on the other hand, will be offering up his own list of colorful

words that may or may not get you"Expletive Deleted"!!

 

YAHOO'S LIST

1.) Bejabbers.

2.) Consarn ...

3.) Dad-Sizzle

4. )Thunderation

5.) Great Horn Spoon

6.) Snails....

7.) Gosh-All Potomic

8.) G. Rover Cripes

9.) By St. Booger and all the Saints at the Back Door of Purgatory!

10.) Jumpin Jiminetti

 

G-MANS'S LIST

1.) By The Jesus! ( Jesus wouldn't like his name changed to...Jabbers)

2.) God Damn It? (God prefers Yahweh) Yahweh Damn It!

3.) Dick-Weed! (I just LOVE saying that)

4.) Balls!!! ( appropriate for ANY occasion)

5.) Great Caesar's Ghost! ( Perry White? Clark Kent? C'mon...)

6.) Shit! Piss! Fuck! ( Pick any, they're interchangeable)

7.) God Damn Mother Fucker! (When your REALLY mad!)

8.) Jesus H. Christ! ( His middle name was Hymen)

9.) Fuck YOU and the horse you rode in on! ( hehehehe)

10.) Jumping Jesus or Jumping Jehosaphat

( Not X-Rated, but cooler than Jiminetti)

 

Feel free to add any favorite Obscenities of your own...:-)

 

Who Gives a Shit.....

 

Hi Everybody!!!

This is gonna be short and sweet.

 

1.) Dancing With The Stars......Who Gives a Shit?

2.) American Idol..... Who Gives a Shit?

 

Hey Folks, give a fella some help here.....

Friday Flash 55.....

"BAR-KEEP!!! You got anything stronger than this Autumn King swill?
I've had three and I'm sober as a knob job."

'Harvey...? Did you drive here?

"Naw, I'm crashing just a hop and a jump down the path."

'OK then, (He pours two glasses) heres a double Pimpernil,
with a Queen Anne's Lace chaser!!!'



Ha! They don't call it Wild Carrot for nothing....
If you or anyone you know drinks swill or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!
So from the most carotene and Velveteen host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Thursday Portrait.....

"You will discover your hidden talents."

What talent? Oh...You mean the ability to be caustic and irreverant?
Hmmmm...I always thought that it was quite obvious.

"And your Lucky Numbers are......( Do I really need to list them all?)

See you Thursday Night 8:00 PM ........I hope!

Happy Ostara/Equinox.....

In the early days of Christianity, Pagan and Rustic Traditions were
incorporated into the new growing religious movement so that the
converts could more easily identify with seasonal Holidays. This is how
Easter evolved into the Commercial Cash Bunny that it is now...
OSTARA....Is a day when the light and dark are in perfect balance!
It is a day of potential, and will partly decide how the coming year will occur.
It is a time of rebirth. One should take some sort of action on this day that is
symbolic of what you intend to do for the rest of the year.
EGGS....Are a symbol of creation. They have BOTH God and Goddess
qualities. The Yellow yolk symbolizes the Sun God, while the birthing/creative
aspect of the egg reresents the Mother Goddess. The dying, painting, and gifting
of eggs was a Springtime tradition. Burying the eggs in the ground, was meant
to bring fertility.
RABBITS....Are sacred to the Goddess Eostre (Saxon Goddess of the Spring)
The fact that they are so prolific, make them the perfect symbol of fertility.
Cadbury carries on these traditions to this very day!!!
So in honor of The Vernal/Ostara Equinox I will NOT eat or kill ANY bunnies,
and doing what I do EVERY March 20th, I'll balance an egg on it's end!!!
Try it....It works!!!