Friday Flash 55.....

What lies beyond the boundaries of your vision?
Is it reality, or a dream?
Is it wrong to long for Silence?
Silence so profound thats it's almost....Ghastly!
I want to be alone, but the Fish-Bowl won't allow it.
A vortex of unanswered morose curiosity fuels the lethargy.
The girl, with those far away eyes.....



Garbo wasn't/isn't the only one afflicted with that condition!!!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!
So from the most lethargic host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End...

Thursday Portrait.....

A couple of years ago I bought this Red Cavalier.
It's still a GREAT car, It's comfy, runs good, gets fantastic gas mileage.
Last week we were running a Crazy deal on a LS Cruze.
After selling them like they were going out of style, I wanted to share
in the frenzy also. So after finding out that my credit score was decent, I got
an unbelievable lease deal...27 Months, 16,500 miles a year, 175.00 a month!!
How could I NOT do it? (Even though my salesman was kind of a dink...hehehehe)
So I sold Reeses (Mine) 1998 Oldsmobile with 175,000 miles for 800.00 Bucks, and
he is now driving the Red Cav......
I am making him pay the remaining 10 payments, which he gladly agreed to for.......
$155.00 dollars a month!!!
What a Coincidence eh?
See you Thursday Night 8:00 PM EST.
40 MPG Hwy!!!!!
Chevrolet.....The Heartbeat of America!

Wordless Wednesday.....

Grrrrrrr....

Whatever It Takes.....

(They call him.....The Cameleon!)

"Oi vey, do I look Mushugenah?"

"Yo Dawg...Wassup"?

"Fair Lady...The Sparkle in your eyes, makes the Stars jealous".

"Bon Jour ma petite Pomme de Terre, comme ce va"?

"Ahahahahaha...That reminds me of the 2006 Perseid Meteor Shower".

"Wango de Tango...."

"Your from West Virginia? Whats your favorite, Anthracite or Bituminus?"

"Land a Goshen Hezikiah, this truck is perfect for that barn raising"!!

"No....I think that was Bananarama".

"Well, the Vortec 4.8 L V-8 delivers 305 pounds of Torque at 4600 rpm's,
whereas the 5.3 L delivers 335 at 4000".

( To be successful , the ability to assimilate to different buying styles is essential)

Sunday 160 Redux.....

Light Vinegrette
Fruit for dessert
Nothing fried
Drink Gallons of Water
Walk Walk Walk
Low Sodium
Low Carb
Sugar Free
Organic....
Coke Zero
Rice Cakes
Dieting Drives Me Manic!!!!

Want another Micro Fiction Challenge?
Visit the Fabulous Shakira.....Here!!
Have a Kick Ass Week Peeps!!!

Flash Friday 55.....

They amuse, protect, frustrate.
Give comfort, chew things, exasperate.
They shed, slobber, and bark
They enjoy crapping in the park.
Sometimes they pee on the rug, then hide under a couch.
They lick your face, even when you're a grouch.
In spite of it all.....
They are Unconditional Love
They are Unwavering Loyalty
They are Family.


I had a different 55 posted, but after I saw this pic of John Unger
wading out into Lake Superior to give his 19 year dog Schoep some
relief from the effects of arthritis, I had to write a little tribute.
John Unger....I'd like to shake your hand Brother!!
If you or anyone you know have written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most verklempt host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!


Post Note: After this pic was posted on Face Book, John Unger was
deluged with contributions to pay for treatment for Schoep.
With over 25,000.00 donated, The Schoep Legacy Foundation was
established. Now other elderly pets from low income families have
a source of help for needed treatment. Schoep is now doing GREAT!!

Thursday Portrait.....

Remember Mad Magazine?
They had , and stiill do have THE greatest political parodies.
Spy vs Spy, Roger Kaputnik, the citizens of Potrezebe, and of course...
Alfred E. Newman!!
Alfred first graced the cover of Mad Magazine in issue #21, May of.....
You guessed it, 1955!!!
See you Thursday 8:00 PM EST....