Sunday 160.....

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The very mention of the word, never fails to

bring a wry little half-smile to your face. It sounds

so Elizabethanly Ribald! And let me tell you, Sour

Sour Sour!

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Can you write Micro-Fiction in Exactly 160 Characters?

Is it Sunday? Yes? Then post it on your Blog and please

go visit The Monkey Man.......Here!

(Sorry...Blogger will NOT let me link)

Friday Flash 55.....

The air...Thicker than usual.
A growing eerieness is approaching.
Stillness envelopes Everything.
The hair on your neck bristles.
You hear the staccotto of distant hail getting louder.
HELL...Is On The Horizon!!!
A garage floats by in slow motion.
Freight Train
Blackness
Vortex
Death is Calling
Then suddenly.....Silence!!!
Sunshine
Muffled Screams
Sirens
Tears
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Please don't forget our Brothers and Sisters
that have NOTHING left...
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man.
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then Book!!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

Thursday Portrait.....

With Summer finally here, it's also Margarita weather.

And life is way too short to drink cheap tequila, so last

week-end I got a great deal on this fine bottle of....

Cabo Wabo Anejo! Anejo meaning the top of the line!

45.00 Bucks! I've seen it for 60.00 Bucks here in Michigan.

You Know who owns Cabo Wabo...Right? Sammy Haggar!!

The Red Rocker!!! And what was Sammy's biggest hit?

I Can't Drive......FIFTY FIVE!!!!!

Say...That reminds me. Hmmmmmmm..........

See you Friday? ( or 8:00 PM EST Thursday)

(To all my friends In Recovery, please excuse me,

this bottle will last me 6 Months!!)

One Huge Shot Wednesday.....

Kim has an enormous Wazoo
Her sister's have Big Booties too
When they start passing gas
You can hear the ass blasts
From Fresno to Kalamazoo!!


Please...Before you pass judgement.
Someone has to write these things!!
Is it Wednesday? Do you have have any poetry
or prose laying around? Yes?
Then post it on your blog and go.....Here!

Mango Tuesday.....

Hi Everybody...

I hope you all had a Kick Ass Holiday. The G-Man Did!

Welcome to my very first installment of ....

Mango Tuesday!!!

The mango has a hard and very strange obb-long/oval pit.

I believe that is why many folks do not like messing with them.

But even a dolt like me can pull this off, so please give it a try.

Cut along the pit on both sides.

Take the mango slice and 'Score' it, being careful not to tear

the skin that you are holding.

Hold the 'Scored' slice outward, and push with your thumbs.

VOILA!!!

How easy is that?

OK...Here's something fun we can do.

Can you name a Food Item that you may or may not like

because they are odd or foreign to you or are too hard to clean?

How about The Artichoke? Some people NEVER buy them...

Anyway.... Share if you like, or just Smile and comment.

Peace...!!!

Memorial Day.....

There aren't enough Thank You's.....

Sunday Philosophy 160.....

He Spoke:
Life is simpler when you plow around the stump!
The best sermons are lived not preached.
You can't unsay a cruel word.
Meanness don't happen overnite!


Thus sayeth Benjamin Franklin Smithfield.....
Can you write Micro-Fiction or prose in exactly 160 characters?
Yes? Then post it on your blog then visit Monkey Man ...Here!