Micro-Fiction Monday...

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Grandma will be so proud of me.

Lets see... Eye of Newt, small black cat.

Or is it....Eye of Newt, small black rat?

Oh Well...

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The Lovely Susan over at Stony River...Here!

Hosts a Weekly Theme called Micro-Fiction Monday.

She posts a picture of her choice, YOU provide the caption

in 140 words or less!

Try it, it's FUN!

See Ya Tomorrow......G

Sunday 160.....

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They say that the average age of a Blog
is a year and a half. Thats when you have
finished saying all you need to say.
Ive never figured that one out! It's FUN
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Monkey Man.......
Hosts a Sunday Meme called Sunday 160.
Write a story or prose using 160 characters EXACTLY!
Post it on your Blog, (If you still have one)
Then go tell him......Here.
See Ya Tomorrow.....G

Friday Flash 55.....

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I thought we were friends.
But she was always teasing me with that oil-can.....
"Tiiiiiiiin-Maaaaaaaan......... Lube Time!!"
Then she would turn and run away, only to demurely glance over her shoulder,
and giggle as she disappeared.
Well I found out where little Dorothy lives.......er LIVED!
And.....Trick or Treat You Teasing BITCH!!!!

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HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!!!!!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55,
Please come tell The G-Man.
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!
So from the most ghoulish host from coast to coast...
Have a Safe and Kick Ass Week-End!!!!

Thursday Portrait....

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Whats the chances of one of MY customers having this plate?
See you tomorrow? Halloween Week-End ya know....
Hint Hint...

One Shot Wednesday...

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Most Zombie Shoppers

Just LOVE the fresh produce at....

The Marble Orchard!!

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A Halloween Haiku 4 You!!!!

Do you have any Prose or Poetry Lying around?

Ghoulish or otherwise, post it on your blog, then go visit..

The Great Crew at One Stop Poetry.....Here!

You'll be glad you did.....

BOO!!!!!

TMI Tuesday.....

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A Mr. Freddie Krueger from Elm Street USA asks...

"Dear Mr. Knowitall, How did the tradition of carving

pumpkins and Jack-O-Lanterns evole? I LOVE carving and slicing things"!

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Uh...Freddie? I can answer that...

Pumpkin carving began as an Irish tradition.

But instead of pumpkins, they would use turnips,

potato's, and beets. Basically they carved anything that could be carved!

Candles were placed inside the carved veggie to ward off evil spirits.

When the influx of Irish immigrints began to hit America in the 1800's,

They found that Pumpkins were bigger and easier to carve, and they

have been a Halloween tradition ever since!

Like I said before, candles were lit on All Hallows Eve to ward off

the Evil Spirits roaming the Earth, but they also served as a Beacon

so that their loved could find their way back home.

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All this pumpkin carving talk has made Mr, Knowitall grow weary...

I bid you Adieu.....

Micro-Fiction Monday.....

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Some couldn't take their eyes off of the naked skier.

Some drank beer, some ate chicken.

Some were about to get their Cow Lick Snipped off.

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The Lovely Susan over at Stony River.....Here!

Hosts a Monday Writing prompt called...

Micro-Fiction Monday.

Each week she posts a picture of her choice,

YOU provide the caption, in 140 characters or less.

Try it it's fun! See Ya tomorrow.

Peace...!!!