Thursday, February 13, 2014

Friday Flash 55.....



C'mon Sweetheart, ya didn't think that I was serious did ya? Well....Did ya?
I was only kiddin   ((BLAM!!!)) The bullet ripped perfectly through the cornea
of his right eye. He was dead before he hit the floor!
( She thought to herself )
Hmmmm....Damn Smith-Wessons, they always pull a little to the left.....



Poor Sweetheart, she meant to shoot him right between the eyes! Practice makes Perfect.
If you or anyone you know needs to practice or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man!!
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most unpracticing host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!!!
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27 comments:

  1. LauraFebruary 13, 2014 at 8:07:00 PM EST

    Can't believe she didn't go for his heart, Valentine's Day and all. Have a good one Galen!
    my 55 (non-fiction… sorry) http://www.shinethedivinecreativityisaspiritualpractice.com/2014/02/love.html

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  2. Brian MillerFebruary 13, 2014 at 8:32:00 PM EST

    ha. was aiming right between but...
    shouldnt kid with a dame that packs a gun....just saying

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  3. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2014 at 8:40:00 PM EST

    ouch! think Visine will get the red out?

    he didn't just fall, he tumbled - or at least, my Flash 55 did ~

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  4. MargaretFebruary 13, 2014 at 8:58:00 PM EST

    He should have known by the look in her eyes - but he probably wasn't looking at her eyes. His mistake!

    February

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  5. Alice AudreyFebruary 13, 2014 at 9:22:00 PM EST

    Those darn Smith and Wessons are always marring the beauty of the kill. Tsk.

    Mine is up

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  6. Brian MillerFebruary 13, 2014 at 9:45:00 PM EST

    ok lets see if i can bang out a 55 for you...i am a little out of practice...

    schikk///slushhhh
    whump

    the world spins
    up to 1,038 miles per hour
    depending where you are

    i only slightly slower

    it's the stop that---

    freezes

    face/down
    in a mound of snow

    'i think dad is dead'

    'told you we shouldn't have built the snowboard ramp'

    'it'll take more than---'

    that's
    when
    snowballs
    begin to hit

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  7. Brian MillerFebruary 13, 2014 at 9:46:00 PM EST

    we are under 18 inches of the white stuff right now...so...

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  8. MaryFebruary 13, 2014 at 9:55:00 PM EST

    Here is my Valentine's Day 55: Valentine's Day.

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  9. G-ManFebruary 13, 2014 at 10:38:00 PM EST

    Yeah Brian...
    I heard you guys got dumped on.
    I'm sure you have "Snow Days" left
    Thanks for sharing your Wintery Fun....G

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  10. Brian MillerFebruary 13, 2014 at 10:49:00 PM EST

    we are eating spring break now...only one day down now though...but we have plenty of winter left to go

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  11. AnonymousFebruary 13, 2014 at 11:16:00 PM EST

    Now that's my kind of Valentine's Day story. ;-)

    Mine is HERE.

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  12. GabriellaFebruary 14, 2014 at 12:28:00 AM EST

    I do not know about practice but I have written a 55. Here is my offering for today: Valentine Eve

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  13. John (@bookdreamer)February 14, 2014 at 1:05:00 AM EST


    My 55 is about love of course here

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  14. anthonynorthFebruary 14, 2014 at 3:30:00 AM EST

    .55 revolver. I like it :-)
    You'll find mine here.

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  15. the walking manFebruary 14, 2014 at 5:04:00 AM EST

    I wrote just because I wouldn't feel right remembering it's 55 day and not doing it.



    Now you have made me wonder if I should have showed the old lady where the safety on the Mossberg 500 is?

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  16. LydiaFebruary 14, 2014 at 5:45:00 AM EST

    Murder most foul "Complete and unabridged" in 55 words! Oh, such a romantic you are, G. You are still one of my favorite Valentines.

    The beaches

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  17. Vodka LogicFebruary 14, 2014 at 5:50:00 AM EST

    Colt is always a better choice. ;)

    Mine is at http://vodkalogic.com

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  18. izzyFebruary 14, 2014 at 8:17:00 AM EST

    Great subject you raised my HACKLES!
    -I learned to shoot at 3o something,
    but that's another story-
    Happhttp://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2014/02/ff55-21414-downtown.htmly Valentines!

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  19. Vanessa Victoria KilmerFebruary 14, 2014 at 9:49:00 AM EST

    Don't shoot me for neglecting you! My 55 year old heart belongs only to you. [aren't you the lucky one?]

    flash 55 - 5 thoughts

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  20. MRMacrumFebruary 14, 2014 at 9:50:00 AM EST

    Newcomer here. I haven't written any Flash for awhile, but well, no better time than now. Figured my encounter with a Fisher yesterday was a good enough challenge.

    55 Words - The Fisher

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  21. Alice AudreyFebruary 14, 2014 at 11:57:00 AM EST

    If you're having trouble with Izzy's links, try this:

    http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2014/02/ff55-21414-downtown.html

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  22. G-ManFebruary 14, 2014 at 12:50:00 PM EST

    No trouble with Izzy's.
    I'm having trouble with Vodka Logic's...Grrrrrrr

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  23. hedgewitchFebruary 14, 2014 at 1:52:00 PM EST

    I have to say, Poetic Justice! She took her eye off the ball. ;_) I love the titles of the books, "One Tear for my Grave" and especially "Death Is A Round Black Ball"--I could have written that!

    Loved your 55, G, and I will be back next week to frolic with the gang. I'm feeling better today and even wrote something, but it refused to be disciplined down to 55. Next week, I promise.

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  24. Mr. CharlestonFebruary 14, 2014 at 2:11:00 PM EST

    I believe Smith and Wesson's mostly pull up. She was apparently aiming at a point somewhat lower.

    This Could Get Messy

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  25. Other MaryFebruary 14, 2014 at 7:03:00 PM EST

    I guess the eyes have it? Happy Valentine's Day to you too! I chose an equally appropriate topic for the holiday.

    http://writinginthebachs.blogspot.com/2014/02/choir-loft.html

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  26. limeFebruary 16, 2014 at 10:37:00 PM EST

    well hey, it all achieved the same result!

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  27. AmeliaFebruary 18, 2014 at 2:00:00 PM EST

    It's a bit late (snow and not wanting to sit at the computer for a few days). Here's Whiskey

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