Thursday, November 7, 2013

Friday Flash 55.....



After many hours of drunk negotiating, the salesman and the hooker agree to have sex
in his hotel room. The next day he learns that she gave him CRABS!
Irate, he stormed back to the lounge, finds her, and screams..."Bitch, you gave me crabs"!
She replied, "Hey, what'd you expect for ten bucks....Lobster"?


I'm obligated by the Bylaws of Flash Fiction 55 to have at least 6 Groaners a year..Sorry
If you or anyone you know is a cheap hooker, or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!
So from the Crabiest host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!
at

31 comments:

  1. Brian MillerNovember 7, 2013 at 8:05:00 PM EST

    groan. there you go.
    sometimes it does not pay to buy cheap. just saying. ha.

    my 55

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  2. GraceNovember 7, 2013 at 8:06:00 PM EST

    Groans too ~ I don't know who is a cheap hooker ~ But I have written a 55 here:

    everyday amazing: A flower is up to you

    Happy Friday ~

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  3. HelenNovember 7, 2013 at 8:17:00 PM EST

    Sending 55 groans your way ...
    GO DUCKS!

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  4. hedgewitchNovember 7, 2013 at 8:18:00 PM EST

    *moans AND groans* Yeesh!


    I'm afraid I've had another dream:

    The Nightmare Of The Leaf

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  5. MargaretNovember 7, 2013 at 8:31:00 PM EST

    I really think you've already met your limit this year…

    What is the penalty for that in the by-laws?

    My 55 is all about ME tonight :)

    Margaret

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  6. AnonymousNovember 7, 2013 at 8:32:00 PM EST

    Definitely a groaner! Luckily no cheap hookers around here.

    Mine is HERE.

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  7. MaryNovember 7, 2013 at 8:34:00 PM EST

    I will GROAN for this one for sure. Here is

    Mary's 55

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  8. TALONNovember 7, 2013 at 8:56:00 PM EST

    Yup, Galen, I groaned. :) *but I also laughed

    My 55: Scarlet Faces

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  9. Alice AudreyNovember 7, 2013 at 9:30:00 PM EST

    Groan!

    Consider your duty fulfilled. At least 1/6th of it, anyway.

    Mine is up

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  10. KatherineNovember 7, 2013 at 9:42:00 PM EST

    It's good to be frugal with you're money ... but not in every circumstance!

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  11. KatherineNovember 7, 2013 at 9:42:00 PM EST

    Oh yeh...I forgot... G-R-O-A-N!!

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  12. JannaNovember 7, 2013 at 10:45:00 PM EST

    So, wait... what would she give him if she was vegan?

    I bet it looks like really bad seaweed.

    Thanks for another Friday 55!
    Mine's here. :)

    Sorry I missed last week. My health has been lousy. But here I am.

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  13. Ann (bunnygirl)November 7, 2013 at 11:17:00 PM EST

    I'm not acquainted with any hookers, cheap or otherwise, but I saw some call girls at an expensive hotel in Chicago last spring. I was skeptical of their taste in fashion, but these days I'm questioning my own...Boots

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  14. LydiaNovember 8, 2013 at 2:58:00 AM EST

    But, G, she doesn't look like a hooker, cheap or otherwise! You have used up one of your groaner allotments with this one!

    tea-hee

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  15. GabriellaNovember 8, 2013 at 3:03:00 AM EST

    I think you have enough groaners but i don't mind groaning either! Here is my contribution to this week's 55: Rain

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  16. AnonymousNovember 8, 2013 at 4:22:00 AM EST

    been a while, G! hope all is well with you.

    please excuse my shitty post...

    http://myheartslovesongs.com/2013/11/08/merde/

    have a great weekend!
    d

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  17. Yvonne OsborneNovember 8, 2013 at 5:33:00 AM EST

    I'm groaning along with you all. Actually, pretty funny G. Haven't heard that one before. I can't write funny but I can count to 55
    here.

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  18. BubbaNovember 8, 2013 at 9:32:00 AM EST

    This 55 would have covered your groaner quotient for the whole year, G-Man. (LOL)

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  19. Vanessa Victoria KilmerNovember 8, 2013 at 11:32:00 AM EST

    I believe groans and moans are included in the price.

    This cheap hooker is giving you a freebie for ignoring you for weeks.

    flash 55 - the queen says off with their heads

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  20. AnonymousNovember 8, 2013 at 12:41:00 PM EST

    G, if that's a cheap hooker - what's an expensive one look like?

    Let me offer this to help in the search

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  21. brudbergNovember 8, 2013 at 1:57:00 PM EST

    Groan definitely... a 55 word here... maybe not a cheap hooker but definitely a high price

    Granite Love

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  22. Other MaryNovember 8, 2013 at 2:48:00 PM EST

    Way to keep it classy Galen!

    And now for comething completely different:

    Pushmi-pullyu

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  23. ruthNovember 8, 2013 at 3:51:00 PM EST

    not so cheap after all, that hooker... (or should I say, careful what you ask for? ;)

    my 55 is here

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  24. Jannie FunsterNovember 8, 2013 at 6:48:00 PM EST

    hee, hee, hee, i love it!!

    I love crab and lobster equally. Yummy, yummy! Especially with white wine, which I am about to pour another big splash of... :)

    I think maybe I kinda have a 55 up here.

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  25. Lady In ReadNovember 8, 2013 at 11:05:00 PM EST

    :) a groaner definitely...:)
    my 55 is here - http://myrandrspace.blogspot.com/2013/11/fun-friday-googlism-is-fun.html

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  26. OutlawyerNovember 8, 2013 at 11:36:00 PM EST

    Ha. You may have used up your quotient! But I am secretly laughing inside.

    Here's mine.

    http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2013/11/08/sketching-an-elephant-from-your-head-flash-friday-55/

    http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2013/11/08/sketching-an-elephant-from-your-head-flash-friday-55/

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  27. OutlawyerNovember 8, 2013 at 11:36:00 PM EST

    PS - Have a great weekend, Galen. k. (that was me before -- Manicddaily--I have a blogger alter ego.) K.

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  28. OutlawyerNovember 8, 2013 at 11:36:00 PM EST

    PS - Have a great weekend, Galen. k. (that was me before -- Manicddaily--I have a blogger alter ego.) K.

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  29. GABNovember 9, 2013 at 10:26:00 AM EST

    LOL Thanks for the laugh I needed that! oh and groan

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  30. limeNovember 9, 2013 at 8:33:00 PM EST

    soft shell? king? snow?

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  31. FireblossomNovember 10, 2013 at 4:37:00 AM EST

    There's a rumor that I'm a cheap hooker, but I am doing everything in my power to deny those allegations!

    Sorry to have missed you this time, G Man. Work has been kicking my butt.

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