Thursday, March 14, 2013

Friday Flash 55.....



"Doc, ya gotta help me...I'm Haunted!"
Skeptical, the Specialist examined him thoroughly.
Listening to his thigh, a tiny voice whimpered...'I need Fifty Bucks'
Totally SHOCKED, he moved the stethescope to his knee...
'Twenty Bucks PLEASE, just Twenty Bucks'!
Finally the Doctor concluded...."Young man, you're NOT haunted.
But your leg is broke in two places"!

Ha!!!! Even at my advanced age, I'm still capable of producing a Groaner.
If you or anyone you know has a groaner or a Flash Fiction 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment ....Then BOOK!
So from the corniest host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!

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26 comments:

  1. Brian MillerMarch 14, 2013 at 8:01:00 PM EDT

    yahtzee!!!!

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  2. Brian MillerMarch 14, 2013 at 8:02:00 PM EDT

    hahaha....and i am wondering just how broke the rest of me is...lol...yes, yes...

    groan.

    but much fun.

    my 55

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  3. Mr. CharlestonMarch 14, 2013 at 9:32:00 PM EDT

    Reminds me of that great Hinney Youngman joke... I went to the doctor and told him I wasn't feeling good. He put his hand on my wallet and said "cough."

    shebaam!

    The View From Here Is Awesome

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  4. AnonymousMarch 14, 2013 at 9:36:00 PM EDT

    hahaha ohmygosh that is the groaner of groaners. :P

    I played! I played *drum roll* my 55...

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  5. AnonymousMarch 14, 2013 at 9:50:00 PM EDT

    LOL That's a knee-slapper!

    Mine is HERE.

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  6. JannaMarch 14, 2013 at 9:55:00 PM EDT

    What's sad is that I'm so tired I had to read it twice before I got the joke.

    Glad I could finally find two neurons willing to talk to each other.

    Thanks for another Friday 55.
    Mine's here. :)

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  7. AnonymousMarch 14, 2013 at 10:29:00 PM EDT

    Ha ha! I'm worried what might have happened if the doc had gone higher! Agh! I will make no further joke of that kind - nothing about upping the ante, raising the bar, not me.

    I'm early this week.

    http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2013/03/14/cinquain-on-nerves-nerves-on-cinquain-and-friday-flash-55/

    But I cheated.

    Have a great weekend. k.

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  8. Ann (bunnygirl)March 14, 2013 at 10:42:00 PM EDT

    Well, at least it wasn't his heart that was broke.

    And in that vein...Be Mine

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  9. MargaretMarch 14, 2013 at 11:48:00 PM EDT

    ... I was worried the hand was going to travel to other places and the amount would get even lower! (sorry)

    A little "art work" for you today...

    The Grand Ol' Hat

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  10. UnknownMarch 15, 2013 at 2:35:00 AM EDT

    I always like a good groaner. Mayhap my entry will make you giggle.

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  11. Alice AudreyMarch 15, 2013 at 3:37:00 AM EDT

    LOL. Oh, that's bad. The doctor's bill will make sure the rest of him is broke too. ;)

    Mine is up

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  12. anthonynorthMarch 15, 2013 at 4:03:00 AM EDT

    I like groaners. Nice one.
    You'll find mine here.

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  13. JinksyMarch 15, 2013 at 4:21:00 AM EDT

    And my 55 is HERE, folks...

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  14. LydiaMarch 15, 2013 at 5:05:00 AM EDT

    That's no groaner, G! That's hilarious! I'll try to remember to tell my doctor's wife this joke the next time I am in their office.

    my kind of jam

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  15. izzyMarch 15, 2013 at 7:37:00 AM EDT

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  16. izzyMarch 15, 2013 at 7:40:00 AM EDT


    Good fun thanks!

    http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2013/03/ff55-31513-silly-tune.html

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  17. Vanessa Victoria KilmerMarch 15, 2013 at 7:45:00 AM EDT

    I groaned but you know, in a good way.

    Don't let the green beer cause you to groan on Monday.

    Flash 55 - Remote

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  18. UnknownMarch 15, 2013 at 7:55:00 AM EDT

    I had to read it twice, too! I am not playing this week. I tried to think of something last night and my brain told me to feck-off, gobbed in my eye, and Lord of the Danced back into oblivion. I will not even get a chance to read everyone's 55's til Sunday!

    XOXOXO G, and everyone!!!

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  19. AkelamaluMarch 15, 2013 at 9:23:00 AM EDT

    Groaner or not is still made me laugh. ;)

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  20. hopeMarch 15, 2013 at 9:45:00 AM EDT

    *Rim shot*

    Mine's up. And a Happy Weekend to ye!

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  21. TALONMarch 15, 2013 at 10:17:00 AM EDT

    lol! I groaned, yes, but I also giggled, G! :)

    My 55: Who are you

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  22. hedgewitchMarch 15, 2013 at 10:51:00 AM EDT

    O. My. Gawd. *groans mightily* I haven't heard that one in years. Great and groaning 55, G. Keep up the good work--the youngsters need the heirloom jokes to be passed on. ;_)

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  23. SusanMarch 15, 2013 at 12:08:00 PM EDT

    I know I left a comment here--blogger must be hungry. Anyway, I finally got back in the groove and did one of these damn things. Please let me know, folks, if my link works. This is the first time I've put one in a comment.
    My 55!

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  24. SusanMarch 15, 2013 at 12:09:00 PM EDT

    Holy damn! It worked! Thanks, G-Man and thanks to Walking Man for showing me how to do it!

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  25. PratibhaMarch 15, 2013 at 12:54:00 PM EDT

    hahah ! this was fun :D

    My Voice

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  26. Glenn ButtkusMarch 15, 2013 at 1:51:00 PM EDT

    glad to drop by, Big G. Here's my F55, THE APOSTLE PATRICK http://bibliosity.blogspot.com/2013/03/the-apostle-patrick.html

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