"Stay away from my Amy you She-Devil!
Poisoning her mind with Whiskey Hi-Balls and menthol cigarettes.
I've never clocked a Broad before, but you're askin for it!"
'Whats the matter Harold, afraid that I can give her something that a man can't'?
"Well, if ya mean a Butch Haircut and Mom Jeans...Yeah"!!!
I'm quite aware of the anachronism, but it fits so well...
If you or anyone you know is Satan or has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!
So from the Pulpiest host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!
mom jeans...ha...ahem...where do you find these things?
ReplyDeletemy 55 is here
booyah
ReplyDeleteback to the top spot
UNO!!!
ReplyDeleteI have done my experimenting, sans whiskey highballs and menthol cigarettes. WAY WAY back in the day...
I'z playin'!
http://voicesforrabbits.blogspot.com/2013/02/friday-flash-fiction-55-pull-plug.html
Dangit BRIAN!! You must have been ready a microsecond before I hit the publish button!
ReplyDeleteHa! I bet she can her give something more, like maybe intelligent conversation?
ReplyDeleteI'm playin--with an anti-Valentine:
Judgement
hehe...smiles
ReplyDeletelol @ the mom jeans and the menthol cigarettes, G! :) And I'm lol-ing at hedgewitch's comment, too :)
ReplyDeleteMy 55: Intrinsic
That is hilarious!
ReplyDeleteI've got one up for you G-Man!
Love your devilish 55! You never fail to give me a wicked grin!
ReplyDeleteMine is HERE.
I don't know Satan - straight or lesbian, but I'm glad to join you once again for today's 55. Sorry I'm such an irregular participant. I think of you every Thursday. Just don't always have something to say. Hope you have a fantastic weekend.
ReplyDeleteOddly fitting that the post closest to Valentine's Day would involve Satan.
ReplyDeleteLOL.
Thanks for another Friday 55!
Mine's here. :)
Mom jeans? ROFLMAO. Good one.
ReplyDeleteMine is up
Hehehehehe! Shove off, Harold!
ReplyDeleteI love it. Nice goat on Old Scratch.
Ay Caramba ... too funny!
ReplyDeletehere I am
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I could see menthol cigarettes poisoning the mind, but leading to lesbianism? I guess people have come up with wackier theories than that. Too funny!
ReplyDeleteHere's mine: Hotel Guest
This is new and different.. Liked it :)
ReplyDeletepulp-erific!
ReplyDeleteWishing YOU
a happy weekend, with Aloha from Honolulu
Comfort Spiral
~ > < } } ( ° > <3
Mom jeans - I like it.
ReplyDeleteYou'll find mine here.
My problem is HERE. Answers on a postcard, please.
ReplyDeleteLove that "adults only" warning at the bottom of the cover, and just the whole camp feeling to this one. I thought it was a riot, G!
ReplyDeleteWabi-sabi shampoo
You little devil you! ;)
ReplyDeleteI've played. x
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ReplyDeleteNever argue with a woman wielding a whip. And it makes perfect sense - no one is more devilish than a woman.
ReplyDeleteFlash 55 - Ants
Licquor, leather and whiskey. Hot damn, I want some of that!
ReplyDeleteMr. Charleston on the road in a flat black Ford over at termitesofsin.blogspot.com
your posts are like entertainment lessons :P
ReplyDeleteSo , do you Sleep well ?
Hahahaha. OMG, you are so funny! Are you sure you sell cars for a living? I'm playing this devilish game. What else to do on a cold February morning? One week I might even be first. Knock Brian off his perch.
ReplyDeleteHow To Make Mary Stay
Yeah what could you giver her Harold you pulpy little thing you?
ReplyDeleteOOH OOHH I know what mom jeans are!
Feels like I'm sitting in hell currently, so this one fits. :)
ReplyDeleteMine'e up. Happy weekend!
Love it ! Too funny G-
ReplyDeleteI ought to have more devils in my daytime- Ha ha!
http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2013/02/ff55-21513-daily-bread.html
This is great. You've got a great funny bone.
ReplyDeleteMine is here at Roses to Rainbows.
Vanessa Kilmer sent me.
ReplyDeleteHere's something, though actually it's truth rather than fiction. But I limited it to 55 words. So I followed half the directions, which is better than I usually do.
http://undeadinthenetherworld.blogspot.com/2013/02/it-my-birthday-and-i-flash-you-if-i.html
I can't believe you found that image. I do, however, think it is truer than many may think. My 55 is here.
ReplyDeleteHey buddy,
ReplyDeleteI'm not doing a Friday 55 this week, but I want to make sure I read yours. And yeah, what Brian said... please let me steal that image!
This definitely wins the award for most unique blog title ever :)
ReplyDeleteWell, I'm not sure about the mom jeans-- plenty of men can offer those too - but I like the fact that there's some good competition going - and always interested in a she-devil.
ReplyDeleteI have one about someone called she-devil, kind of, but I think that a bit unfair.
http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2013/02/15/leona-dear-flash-friday-55/
Hope you are well, g-Man! k.
Ha. Nothing like "sweet and sentimental" I don't remember seeing this one in the Hallmark isle :)
ReplyDeleteI'm running a bit behind schedule, but I made it! I had to break the 55 rule a bit ...;P
My Valentine
G-Man, believe it or not, I rarely show my husband my poetry. He supports & encourages my dabbling, but his eyes roll back into his head when I read poetry to him just like mine do when he reads medical journals to me :)
ReplyDeleteBut I will say, he does perk up when I show him Heaven's blog... hmmm. :) And I will show him my Valentine "sappy" poem as it was inspired by 23 years of his love (but I bought the flowers ;P )
Oh, I have 'Sympathy for the Devil'!
ReplyDeleteI decided it was time for some nonsense:
mine is finally up
...and I will be back this weekend to read up and comment. Preparing for our realtor to do an open house this Sunday. I hate selling houses. ;P
ReplyDeleteI'm late, but its better than never http://llmcalling.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/nightly-i-check.html
ReplyDeleteEmma Major...I can't access your post...Sorry.
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