Thursday, January 31, 2013

Friday Flash 55.....


Jimmy approached her eagerly, yet cautiously. Her name was Victoria,
but in the locker room she was known as....Sticky Vicky! Some say she gave
her second-cousin a BJ. Whatever the heck a BJ was.
"Hi Jimmy"....she coo'ed. "Got a light"?
A Viceroy dangled from her moist lips, but even before she exhaled,
his rigid member exploded.....

Juvenile Waywardness? You gotta love pulp fiction innocence don't ya?
And poor Jimmy, after that, HE was nick-named Quick Draw McGraw...
If you or anyone you know has arrived early or written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most wayward host from coast to coast
Relax, think of baseball, and have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!!!

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34 comments:

  1. Jannie FunsterJanuary 31, 2013 at 8:01:00 PM EST

    Well, at least she didn't break every branch of the ugly tree on the way down, to kinda quote that line from Saving Private Ryan. She was good lookin,!!

    My 55 is here.

    xoxo

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  2. AnonymousJanuary 31, 2013 at 8:01:00 PM EST

    Too funny. Sadly, working in middle schools and high schools I've heard plenty of these tales. :-)

    Mine is HERE

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  3. Jannie FunsterJanuary 31, 2013 at 8:02:00 PM EST

    And Jannie zooms on in with the Yatzee-Bingo-Big-Whooohooo. :)

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  4. GraceJanuary 31, 2013 at 8:04:00 PM EST

    ha..ha..This is really funny G ~

    I am playing tonight ~

    http://everydayamazin.blogspot.ca/2013/01/hummingbird-in-yellow.html

    I see you as a feature in Nain Rouge ~ Smiles ~

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  5. RastamanJanuary 31, 2013 at 8:06:00 PM EST

    G-Man, you are too funny! Ima love it.

    Ima post something: Disbelief

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  6. Alice AudreyJanuary 31, 2013 at 8:25:00 PM EST

    Seems like a lot of kids think that's just normal now. I don't know what to think.

    Mine is up


    Oh. Wait. That didn't sound right this time. :)

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  7. MargaretJanuary 31, 2013 at 8:34:00 PM EST

    Seriously... no PhotoShopping? The cover just cracks me up. As for the storyline.... seems rather antiquated compared to what kids read today :) (the boy looks like a young James Dean, and really not all that innocent.

    You've already commented and made my day. You are always far too kind.

    <a href="http://margaretbednar365.blogspot.com/2013/01/poetry-jam-friday-flash-55-mustang.html>Mustang</a>

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  8. MargaretJanuary 31, 2013 at 8:34:00 PM EST

    OH come on!!! Mustang

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  9. GailJanuary 31, 2013 at 8:45:00 PM EST

    http://gailatthefarm.blogspot.com/2013/01/poetry-jam-and-flash55.html

    I've written.

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  10. FireblossomJanuary 31, 2013 at 9:14:00 PM EST

    Got to love those old pulp novel covers. I have a book called "Strange Sisters" which is devoted to the covers of the old lesbian pulp novels, with their hilarious and overdone artwork and teasers.

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  11. UnknownJanuary 31, 2013 at 9:17:00 PM EST

    That gave me a girly giggle, there, G.

    I am playing...

    http://voicesforrabbits.blogspot.com/2013/01/friday-flash-fiction-55-taste-this.html

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  12. JannaJanuary 31, 2013 at 10:22:00 PM EST

    I'm still laughing at the name "Sticky Vicky".

    Well, alternating between laughing and saying "Ewwwwwwww."

    LOL.
    Ewww.

    (See?)

    Thanks for another Friday 55!
    Mine's here. :)

    And it involves my recent run-in with two police cars.

    (Really!)

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  13. limeJanuary 31, 2013 at 11:16:00 PM EST

    sticky vicky.....yikes! not exactly an alluring name, sounds more like bad hygiene.

    ok, last week i skimped. this week it's not a 55 either. i used LOTS more words. :P

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  14. TALONJanuary 31, 2013 at 11:18:00 PM EST

    So when exactly were these sweet and innocent days, Galen?? ;)

    My 55: Cryptical

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  15. Ann (bunnygirl)February 1, 2013 at 12:36:00 AM EST

    I'm with lime on the name. I thought kids were supposed to have been more creative back before every idea since time began was available on Google!

    Here's mine: Courage

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  16. Doctor FTSEFebruary 1, 2013 at 3:07:00 AM EST

    In the context it seems highly inappropriate to say anything about mine being up, so MINE IS HERE

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  17. anthonynorthFebruary 1, 2013 at 3:09:00 AM EST

    No staying power, poor lad.
    You'll find my 55 here.

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  18. PratibhaFebruary 1, 2013 at 4:06:00 AM EST

    thats a wicket tale to pass !!

    My Dreams here

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  19. AkelamaluFebruary 1, 2013 at 6:36:00 AM EST

    I be he never lived that down!

    I'm playing today G x

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  20. Yvonne OsborneFebruary 1, 2013 at 7:01:00 AM EST

    Sticky Vicky? Goodness! How do you come up with this stuff?? You are so funny....I've never arrived early, at least not of late! My 55 words turned into 313!! I'm sorry but I'll be back next time. Working on something creepy. Have a good weekend!

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  21. Mr. CharlestonFebruary 1, 2013 at 7:13:00 AM EST

    Whoa! Hot, hot, hot, G-Man. We're kinda thinking along the same lines this morning.

    He Should Have Known Better

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  22. izzyFebruary 1, 2013 at 7:39:00 AM EST

    Yeouw Pulpy! Scorcher-
    Phew...

    http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2013/02/ff55-2113-sleuthing.html

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  23. Brian MillerFebruary 1, 2013 at 8:41:00 AM EST

    gotta hate that build up of anticipation leading to premature escalation....ha...

    my 55 is here

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  24. NovrozFebruary 1, 2013 at 9:21:00 AM EST

    that was funny! poor Jimmy ;)

    mine is here> http://bokunosekai.wordpress.com/2013/02/01/flash-in-the-pan-alive/

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  25. NovrozFebruary 1, 2013 at 9:22:00 AM EST

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  26. Glenn ButtkusFebruary 1, 2013 at 11:40:00 AM EST

    Here is my 55 today, G-Man. I call it KNEE-JERKS
    http://bibliosity.blogspot.com/2013/01/knee-jerks.html

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  27. FireblossomFebruary 1, 2013 at 11:49:00 AM EST

    Can I play?

    http://fireblossom-wordgarden.blogspot.com/2013/02/a-progression-of-responses-upon.html

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  28. Other MaryFebruary 1, 2013 at 1:56:00 PM EST

    I imagined it more like this:

    Dear Jimmy, I know you’re such a geek
    come over here and take a peek,
    there’s something you’ve just got to see
    over here, right next to me.
    Come closer honey I won’t bite
    and can you offer me a light?
    Come down next to me and sit
    …
    and help me write this English skit.

    And now for something completely different:

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  29. Maude LynnFebruary 1, 2013 at 2:32:00 PM EST

    I think I've read this one!

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  30. AnonymousFebruary 1, 2013 at 9:43:00 PM EST

    Hey Galen! Oops! It's always the second cousins that get up to no good.

    Here's my belated--

    http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2013/02/01/to-ed-koch-and-certain-other-new-yorkers/

    Have a great weekend. Stay warm. (But not global-warmy warm!) k.

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  31. Lady In ReadFebruary 1, 2013 at 10:30:00 PM EST

    My post is here, g-man..
    thanks for the laughs at the end of a long day..
    http://myrandrspace.blogspot.com/2013/02/fun-fridays-fun-of-fridays.html

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  32. the walking manFebruary 2, 2013 at 8:50:00 AM EST

    I think quick draw McGraw would be better than being known an Wet Spot.

    Yeah pulp.

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  33. Grandmother MaryFebruary 2, 2013 at 9:47:00 AM EST

    I'm finally ready to play- may I? Hopefully: http://journeyintoelderhood.blogspot.com.

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  34. GABFebruary 2, 2013 at 9:17:00 PM EST

    HA HA well ok that was good.....to bad those are the type of books I had been reading most of my life. YIKES lol Im more into murder and mystery now.

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