Thursday, October 11, 2012

Friday Flash 55.....




"BAR-KEEP.....Beer Me!!!!"

'Hold on Honey, I'm......Hey wait a minute, I know you, you was in Playboy.
The Girls of Lancaster County...Rebecca with a Heckova Rack?'

"Yeah, thats me. Some big-mouth Mennonite blabbed about it at a barn raising,
now I'm....Shunned like an Amish Whore!
Now my beer?.......Yuengling please."



Shunned like an Amish Whore....I've been there Becky, I've been there...........
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment......Then BOOK!
So from the most shunned host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!

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37 comments:

  1. Brian MillerOctober 11, 2012 at 8:08:00 PM EDT

    art will always get you in trouble you know...smiles....i imagine that would be quite the scandal in amish country...

    wrote mine yesterday...and you were already there, but...

    mine is here

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  2. Brian MillerOctober 11, 2012 at 8:09:00 PM EDT

    yahtzee....smiles.

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  3. hedgewitchOctober 11, 2012 at 8:15:00 PM EDT

    And is she nervous as an Amish whore at the quilting bee? How on earth do you pronounce that ungodly beer brand, anyway--it has more vowels than a Hersoslovakian peanut vendor(I just made that up--can you tell?) You need to be drinking something easier to say, like Leinenkugels.


    That might not go too good with mine, though:
    http://versiscape-lifesentences.blogspot.com/2012/10/sugar-cookie.html

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  4. Brian MillerOctober 11, 2012 at 8:16:00 PM EDT

    1600 posts....really...wow dude...i just saw the footnote...

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  5. hedgewitchOctober 11, 2012 at 8:16:00 PM EDT

    Yeesh--I am out of practice.

    Mine is here:

    Sugar Cookie

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  6. Brian MillerOctober 11, 2012 at 8:17:00 PM EDT

    beer and cookies is not too bad hedge....smiles....and not a bad beer at that...smiles.

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  7. MargaretOctober 11, 2012 at 8:30:00 PM EDT

    Shunned... and she's still wearing the cap?

    I went ahead and wrote another 55 as you saw the other one ;)

    So the maiden says..."

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  8. MargaretOctober 11, 2012 at 8:37:00 PM EDT

    I'll be back after the VP debate - I need my comedy tonight ;P

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  9. Alice AudreyOctober 11, 2012 at 8:46:00 PM EDT

    I would never shun you. Heck, even if you get bit in the butt by a super bug and disappear for entirely too long, I'll come looking for you. We'll just leave the Amish out of it.

    Mine is up

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  10. Yvonne OsborneOctober 11, 2012 at 8:59:00 PM EDT

    I love it! You know a lot of shenanigans goes on at those barn raisings. Yuengling is all the rage down there in Columbus, Ohio, Number one son just brought us up a couple of cases. Pretty good stuff. Maybe it'll make it's way up to Michigan. Now I gotta watch the debate and then the Tigers, but first I had to post here, then I'll catch up on all later.

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  11. Yvonne OsborneOctober 11, 2012 at 9:07:00 PM EDT

    Oops! Here's my link....

    here

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  12. Other MaryOctober 11, 2012 at 9:25:00 PM EDT

    Shunned Amish Whore? You've been there? I wanna hear that story...and maybe see the some pics! Maybe over a New Glarus Spotted Cow or two (Wisconsin beer).

    But until then I'll just keep writing 55

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  13. limeOctober 11, 2012 at 9:28:00 PM EDT

    becky must be from ohio or something because if you're from PA you learn that in a bar you don't have to ask for yuengling by name. you simply order a lager and the default setting is to serve you a yuengling. ;)

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  14. G-ManOctober 11, 2012 at 10:00:00 PM EDT

    Trini...
    Who says Becky has ever been in a bar?
    And besides, some folks prefer Rolling Rock LAGER!!
    :P

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  15. DaydreamertooOctober 11, 2012 at 10:07:00 PM EDT

    Shunned... Nevahhh

    Mine's done. Early for a change.

    Whose got the Bird :)

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  16. JannaOctober 11, 2012 at 10:08:00 PM EDT

    Those lousy barn raisings are always rife with gossip, aren't they?

    Your 1600th post? Really?
    I tried to think of something profound by dividing 1600 by 55, but all I got was 29.0909090909090909090909090909.
    Hopefully that means something somewhere in the universe.

    Thanks for another Friday 55!
    Mine's here. :)

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  17. izzyOctober 11, 2012 at 10:45:00 PM EDT

    Oh those poor innocent kids, trying to figure out which end of life they want to pursue! Heh,Heh -thanks-

    http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2012/10/ff55-101212-downstreet-silent-haunts.html

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  18. Ann (bunnygirl)October 11, 2012 at 11:03:00 PM EDT

    Sometimes it's the ones who act the most innocent who are the worst!

    Pita

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  19. my heart's love songsOctober 12, 2012 at 12:39:00 AM EDT

    boy, that being shunned is a bitch!

    i think i forgot to link this one in, G. hope you're good!

    http://myheartslovesongs.com/2012/08/24/i-love-you-but/

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  20. AnonymousOctober 12, 2012 at 1:09:00 AM EDT

    Better shunned than stun-gunned. (I'm sorry, it's late.)

    I love your pics and your pal! And story!

    Mine is a bit dark. (Agh.)

    http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2012/10/11/sometimes-unsweetened-englyn-unodi-union/

    But have a great weekend. k.

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  21. JANUOctober 12, 2012 at 4:09:00 AM EDT

    Congrats on 1600 posts...great going and great inspiration.
    Did not know, Amish had whores!!! Aren't they too conservative for that?

    Mine is here -
    http://janukulkarni.blogspot.in/2012/10/the-beginning.html

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  22. LydiaOctober 12, 2012 at 4:29:00 AM EDT

    Oh G, this is my most favorite of your 55s so far! It is absolutely brilliant with the picture, the beer label. Man, I look at the drawing and think that if I hadn't quit drinking (27 yrs. ago this Monday) that could be me!!!

    Amado

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  23. LydiaOctober 12, 2012 at 4:45:00 AM EDT

    Hey, congrats on 1600 posts and thank you for Friday Flash 55. :)

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  24. ShadowOctober 12, 2012 at 5:47:00 AM EDT

    one moment in time, never to be forgotten... ho hum...

    got a 55 for you today too.

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  25. AkelamaluOctober 12, 2012 at 6:38:00 AM EDT

    Give the gal a beer FFS! LOL

    I've played, I did what you told me G. ;)

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  26. LauraOctober 12, 2012 at 8:35:00 AM EDT

    extra hilarious since I grew up with many a mennonite girl, not far from Lancaster as a kid!

    great to be back... here's a link to my flash:

    http://www.shinethedivinecreativityisaspiritualpractice.com/2012/10/so-it-is.html

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  27. izzyOctober 12, 2012 at 8:46:00 AM EDT

    Oh Gman of course they usually cram in a plain pumpkin! plus so many others
    I ran out of word #'s....:(

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  28. the walking manOctober 12, 2012 at 9:09:00 AM EDT

    Oh those Anabaptist folks do like thier gossip!

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  29. the walking manOctober 12, 2012 at 9:12:00 AM EDT

    1600 man I wish I had time enough left to write that many poems.

    Way to go Galen 1600 entertaining posts! You kick ass!

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  30. hopeOctober 12, 2012 at 10:13:00 AM EDT

    I'm speechless. No, wait. I wrote down 55 words on my blog. :)

    Have a happy weekend!

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  31. JinksyOctober 12, 2012 at 11:56:00 AM EDT

    All behind like the cow's tail again, but here I am at last!

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  32. Myrna R.October 12, 2012 at 12:52:00 PM EDT

    Sounds like she's not that happy to have a different job, serving that Y??????? beer. (Won't even try to spell it.)

    Well, looks like I'm always too early or too late to submit my 55. But it's up now.

    Have a great weekend.

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  33. d. moll, l.ac.October 12, 2012 at 10:54:00 PM EDT

    a scurrilous past! mine is up, didn't think I was going to get it done, but it's a habit now.

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  34. UnknownOctober 13, 2012 at 5:10:00 AM EDT

    CONGRATULATIONS on your 1600th post!!!!

    Honestly I have never been a "real bad ass" bar. LOL but I really like the picture you painted. Way COOL!! YOU truly know how to KNOCK OFF the 1600th post with an A.W.E.S.O.M.E 55! Woot! We kind of wrote about the same specie. LOL

    Hey, over here, they are starting a trend...NON ALCOHOLIC beer...for the MUSLIMS ,I do wonder why....

    Mine is here
    Have you a ROCKING AND BLESSED WEEKEND!!!
    hugs
    shakira

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  35. Glenn ButtkusOctober 13, 2012 at 12:38:00 PM EDT

    Here is my 55, G-Man, SATURDAY'S SOIREE
    http://bibliosity.blogspot.com/2012/10/saturdays-soiree.html

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  36. StrangerOctober 15, 2012 at 4:06:00 PM EDT

    OMG! Awesome 55. I didn't play but stopped by to read. Hope that's ok.

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