Thursday, August 30, 2012

Friday Flash 55.....



Two Nuns were returning to the convent after
evening Mass. Out of nowhere a Vampire appeared
and slowly approached them with fangs bared!
Sister Mary Catherine reached for her Rosary
and said..."Quickly Sister, show him your cross"!
She thought a moment, then shouted..."Move you
toothy bastard, and get the FUCK off the sidewalk"!!


Ahhh yes, I can still feel that heavy ruler wacking my palm!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!
So from the most repentitent host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End
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39 comments:

  1. TeresaAugust 30, 2012 at 8:00:00 PM EDT

    I love it! The full moon must bring out these fun topics!

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  2. PattiKenAugust 30, 2012 at 8:00:00 PM EDT

    I am in with

    Stuck at Prom

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  3. TeresaAugust 30, 2012 at 8:01:00 PM EDT

    Yahtzee! First time ever!

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  4. PattiKenAugust 30, 2012 at 8:02:00 PM EDT

    And palm? You got the ruler on the palm? It was always the knuckles for me. WAY worse!

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  5. Brian MillerAugust 30, 2012 at 8:05:00 PM EDT

    ha now there is a sister! lol...knows how to put the fear in a demon...lol....

    mine is here

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  6. ScarletAugust 30, 2012 at 8:06:00 PM EDT

    That was some gutsy nun ~

    I am playing too, second post here:

    http://a-sweetlust.blogspot.ca/2012/08/of-this-morning-sun-and-peaches.html

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  7. Brian MillerAugust 30, 2012 at 8:10:00 PM EDT

    be back in a bit to read more...gotta get the boys to bed....

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  8. MargaretAugust 30, 2012 at 8:14:00 PM EDT

    ...hey, I'm hiding behind her skirts if (I mean when) those zombies arrive! The Sisters at my high school were kind and I learned a lot from them ( but then, I never did anything wrong...) ha ha Yeah, right - but that is another story and far to long for a 55, thank goodness!

    My 55

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  9. hedgewitchAugust 30, 2012 at 8:26:00 PM EDT

    Ha! and then *groan*--I think I'm having another attack of cloisterphobia.

    Nice one G--mine will be up after the witching hour, or in the morning.

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  10. MargaretAugust 30, 2012 at 8:59:00 PM EDT

    Did you recognize my header photo? It is from the Petoskey side looking towards Harbor Springs. :)

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  11. JannaAugust 30, 2012 at 9:09:00 PM EDT

    Yup; she's "cross" all right. :)

    I've never met a vampire, but I'll bet they have great parties.
    For some reason I think vampire parties would be loads of fun, whereas zombie parties would be dull and lifeless.
    (Ha! Get it?)

    Thanks for another Friday 55!
    Mine's here. :)

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  12. Maude LynnAugust 30, 2012 at 9:29:00 PM EDT

    That's waaaay past cross! Good one, G-Man!

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  13. Alice AudreyAugust 30, 2012 at 9:47:00 PM EDT

    LOL! Tsk, such language from a nun.

    Mine is up

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  14. DaydreamertooAugust 30, 2012 at 10:00:00 PM EDT

    LOL...Can't really say the Lady is a vamp, can we!! LOL

    Mine's up..early for change too ;)

    Wild about Harry LOL

    Have a great weekend Galen :)

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  15. Ann (bunnygirl)August 31, 2012 at 12:21:00 AM EDT

    I guess when God is on your side you don't have to mess around!

    Roadside Garden

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  16. magiceyeAugust 31, 2012 at 1:32:00 AM EDT

    lol! scary for sure!

    Check out my ride in 55 at http://goo.gl/wSzVM

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  17. AnonymousAugust 31, 2012 at 2:32:00 AM EDT

    Whoa how many Hail Marys for the nun showing she's "cross"? :P

    I'm not playing this week, again. Hopefully I'll have more time once school starts. (crossing fingers - not nuns)

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  18. A Daft Scots LassAugust 31, 2012 at 2:34:00 AM EDT

    You're my featured blog of the day.

    and

    Believe it or not, I'm linking up today.

    and

    Have a nice day now, G-Man.

    and

    Fuck you too dammit.

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  19. Vanessa Victoria KilmerAugust 31, 2012 at 7:24:00 AM EDT

    Yup, that's what happens when you get nun.

    Flash 55 - Tunnel

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  20. AmitAagAugust 31, 2012 at 7:26:00 AM EDT

    Lol:):D
    Great G-Man!
    Plz check out mine at:
    http://amitaag.blogspot.in/2012/06/f-55.html

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  21. izzyAugust 31, 2012 at 8:16:00 AM EDT

    Oooh swearing Nuns! love it-
    I had one stuck in an alcove once...
    Have a great weekend!
    http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2012/08/ff55-83112-lavish.html

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  22. hopeAugust 31, 2012 at 9:13:00 AM EDT

    Never met anyone who'd argue with a Nun. :)

    Mine's up...happy weekend!

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  23. hedgewitchAugust 31, 2012 at 11:11:00 AM EDT

    Okay, I'm up, with a little one act play. Hope everyone has a great holiday weekend--will be around to read later.

    The Show Must Go On

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  24. Tony CrimiAugust 31, 2012 at 11:23:00 AM EDT

    We had to deal with priests not nuns when we grew up. They were way laid back. looking back on it , i wonder if they were high?

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  25. UnknownAugust 31, 2012 at 11:51:00 AM EDT

    YOU ROCK THIS LIKE A HURRICANE!!!
    I so love this..hahahahahahahaha
    Going to share this with my daughters. LOL
    Mine is here
    Have you a ROCKING AND BLESSED WEEKEND!!!
    hugs
    shakira

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  26. limeAugust 31, 2012 at 12:06:00 PM EDT

    those nuns are not to be messed with!

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  27. happygirlAugust 31, 2012 at 12:20:00 PM EDT

    This was GREAT. I'm such a fan of the True Blood. oops, guilty secret, revealed. ;)
    here's mine

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  28. LincAugust 31, 2012 at 12:48:00 PM EDT

    Very clever, LOVE this one! You have a unique way of creating a story. I'd love to see what you can do with 5500 words!

    Here's mine:
    VIRAL

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  29. JANUAugust 31, 2012 at 1:41:00 PM EDT

    Would like to meet that Sister...Cool!

    Mine is here -
    http://janukulkarni.blogspot.in/2012/08/mind-over-matter.html

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  30. PratibhaAugust 31, 2012 at 1:58:00 PM EDT

    Dracula would not be prepared for that I bet ;)

    Awesome !


    My post : Eat

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  31. AnonymousAugust 31, 2012 at 2:14:00 PM EDT

    Very funny - you know I was always very jealous of my Catholic friends precisely because the nuns with their rulers seems somehow so picturesque and dramatic!

    ANyway enjoyed.

    Here's mine: http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2012/08/31/dogged-friday-flash-55-pearl-17/

    Cutest dog in world turned 17 yesterday.

    k.

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  32. LydiaAugust 31, 2012 at 6:52:00 PM EDT

    I don't have any history with nuns, and your 55 makes me glad for it! They do get a bad rap and I suspect in some cases it is justified.

    I am latelate, but here: The Empty Chair

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  33. Glenn ButtkusSeptember 1, 2012 at 12:24:00 AM EDT

    Nice to see such a healthy turn-out G-Man. Here is my pithy 55, DIONYSUS http://bibliosity.blogspot.com/2012/08/dionysus.html

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  34. Mimi FoxmortonSeptember 1, 2012 at 6:28:00 AM EDT

    Oh my! Most excellent!
    I WENT to Catholic School!
    Still have the scars! lol
    My sympathy to the Vampire.......
    ;)

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  35. reflective essaySeptember 1, 2012 at 7:51:00 AM EDT

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  36. Brian MillerSeptember 1, 2012 at 8:59:00 AM EDT

    swinging back through to catch the late bloomers...hey have a great weekend pops...and enjoy the football too...smiles.

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  37. A Daft Scots LassSeptember 1, 2012 at 9:03:00 AM EDT

    A potty-mouthed Nun - shocking

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  38. UnknownSeptember 1, 2012 at 12:25:00 PM EDT

    G-Man Sir and ALL,
    You are cordially invited to join me EVERY SATURDAY TO SUNDAY for SUNDAY 160 REDUX. So sorry for the wrong uid as I think blogger was playing the fool with me. LOL.
    Mine is here
    Have you a BLESSED SUNDAY!!!
    hugs
    shakira

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  39. Jeans 'n TshirtSeptember 2, 2012 at 9:48:00 AM EDT

    where oh where would we be with out the nun stories and memories!! ;o)

    no 55 for me yet but tales of long weekend...

    love checking in on you wild man!

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