Thursday, August 2, 2012

Friday Flash 55...




Stan asked the store clerk...
"Do you sell Kielbasa?"
The clerk replied...
'Would you happen to be Polish?'
NON-PLUSSED, Stan starts ranting...
"If I'd have asked for Bratwurst, would that make me German?
If I'd have asked for Tamales, would that make me Mexican?
Well....?"
The clerk answered....
'Sir, This is Home Depot!!'


An oldie but a goodie...:-)
If you or anyone you know have written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment.....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!
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32 comments:

  1. ScarletAugust 2, 2012 at 8:01:00 PM EDT

    So funny G-man ~ Made my night ~

    Have a good weekend ~

    http://a-sweetlust.blogspot.ca/2012/08/words-at-tip-of-my-tongue.html

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  2. KBAugust 2, 2012 at 8:04:00 PM EDT

    Love it G. Have a great weekend all.

    Mine's up.

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  3. Brian MillerAugust 2, 2012 at 8:09:00 PM EDT

    haha....well you might be in the wrong store sir...smiles....fun stuff g..nice pic too...smiles.

    hope the week ends well...

    mine is up...

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  4. hedgewitchAugust 2, 2012 at 8:10:00 PM EDT

    Man, that is one snazzy hat--and accordion. I'm a sucker for a sharp dressed man. I won't say that joke is old, but I think Jack Benny learned it from W.C Fields.

    I'm playin tonight, despite the fact that it's so hot here the street lights in town melted--true story--those fancy plastic 'gaslight' globe thingies--melted like freakin wax. 112 today--so you can see where I'm going with my 55--

    There are two poems on the page--you only need to mess with the first one unless you just like to suffer.

    It's called Drought I

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  5. Nara MaloneAugust 2, 2012 at 8:16:00 PM EDT

    It took me awhile, but I finally figured it out. :)

    It's so good to have a weekly dose of your humor again.

    Here's mine Lost

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  6. Alice AudreyAugust 2, 2012 at 8:30:00 PM EDT

    LOL! I'm pretty sure it's between the drywall tape and the fiberglass solution.

    Mine is up

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  7. MargaretAugust 2, 2012 at 9:13:00 PM EDT

    Kmart has a food station (Subway?) so why not Home Depot... The guy probably has a great idea! :)

    Dog Days of Summer

    ...my Petoskey vacation is over... sigh...

    I will comment on posts in between the Olympic commercials :)

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  8. Myrna R.August 2, 2012 at 9:33:00 PM EDT

    Hi G-man. Thanks for the smile.

    It seems you're feeling better and better. That's wonderful.

    My 55 is up. Have a great weekend.

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  9. JannaAugust 2, 2012 at 9:38:00 PM EDT

    How funny!

    And now I'm craving bratwurst.

    Thanks for another Friday 55!
    Mine's here. :)

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  10. TeresaAugust 2, 2012 at 10:14:00 PM EDT

    Love it! So funny. Mine is up. http://razzamadazzle.wordpress.com/2012/08/02/decisions/

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  11. izzyAugust 2, 2012 at 10:14:00 PM EDT

    Fun, fun, funny! Happy weekend.

    http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2012/08/ff55-part-3-sheer-ebb-and-flow.html

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  12. limeAugust 2, 2012 at 10:15:00 PM EDT

    so he was looking for a power kielbasa?

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  13. Ann (bunnygirl)August 2, 2012 at 11:15:00 PM EDT

    Kielbasa should be with the grills. One-stop shopping.

    Mine is food-related too!

    Cure for Bad Days

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  14. UnknownAugust 2, 2012 at 11:30:00 PM EDT

    That is so cute and awesome. Love the last twist. YOU D MAN!!!!
    Have you a ROCKING WEEKEND!! Again, thank you so much for hosting this kick arse meme!!! YOU ROCK!!!

    hugs
    shakira

    Mine is here

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  15. CloudiaAugust 3, 2012 at 12:12:00 AM EDT

    LOL



    Aloha from Waikiki
    Comfort Spiral
    <(-'.'-)>

    > < } } ( ° >

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  16. AkelamaluAugust 3, 2012 at 2:35:00 AM EDT

    He he, easy mistake to make!

    Mine's up.

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  17. the walking manAugust 3, 2012 at 8:07:00 AM EDT

    Snagged agin in short sentence structure

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  18. DaydreamertooAugust 3, 2012 at 8:30:00 AM EDT

    LOL... An oldie but I hadn't seen it before so, it's a goodie ;)

    Here's mine:

    Paper Planes

    Have yourself a fabulous weekend Galen :)

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  19. Vanessa Victoria KilmerAugust 3, 2012 at 8:36:00 AM EDT

    Accordion players are hot.

    My Family Is Better Than Yours

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  20. JANUAugust 3, 2012 at 8:44:00 AM EDT

    Poor guy! Must have been stumped.
    Mine is here -
    http://janukulkarni.blogspot.in/2012/08/onefun.html

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  21. hopeAugust 3, 2012 at 9:06:00 AM EDT

    Well, that sets the tone for the day. (Sorry, couldn't help myself).

    Mine's up. Happy weekend!

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  22. Doctor FTSEAugust 3, 2012 at 10:07:00 AM EDT

    You'll find mine HERE

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  23. d. moll, l.ac.August 3, 2012 at 10:17:00 AM EDT

    hey good one, happens all the time around here, hope you are already having a kick ass weekend, THe Qi Papers has rocked out another Flash 55, food seems to be the theme of the week.

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  24. MijayamiAugust 3, 2012 at 12:10:00 PM EDT

    Glad to have you back, G :) I'm deep in the throes of moving, but figured I should post one last 55 as a Michigander. Not sure when I'll be back online but will certainly come over to play when I can :)

    My little piece of fiction ishere.

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  25. happygirlAugust 3, 2012 at 12:14:00 PM EDT

    I hate when that happens. Love the pic, too. If you don't find the kielbasa, maybe chicken? Here mine.
    http://beinghappygirl.blogspot.com/2012/08/defending-faith.html

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  26. MorningAJAugust 3, 2012 at 12:27:00 PM EDT

    Oh dear. I see your sense of humour wasn't dented by your recent problems!

    My 55 are a little late this week. Would you believe I forgot it's Friday?

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  27. Doctor FTSEAugust 3, 2012 at 3:36:00 PM EDT

    Great story, G-Man.

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  28. Other MaryAugust 3, 2012 at 5:21:00 PM EDT

    Haha - yes, we have lots of Polish jokes here in Wisconsin. Sometimes they even get elected to office! Good one G-man. Here is mine

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  29. Other MaryAugust 3, 2012 at 5:24:00 PM EDT

    Ok, once more with the link:
    here

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  30. AnonymousAugust 3, 2012 at 8:34:00 PM EDT

    Very funny! And oldie perhaps but I had not heard. Much enjoyed.

    Here's mine - better late than never. The NYPD hard at work. (Actually, I have a soft spot for NYPD. Yes, they are flawed, but well, it's a hard job.)

    Hope all is well!

    http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2012/08/03/olympics-on-board-nypd-friday-flash-55/

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  31. Maude LynnAugust 3, 2012 at 9:35:00 PM EDT

    Hey, it was new to me!

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  32. Brian MillerAugust 4, 2012 at 6:20:00 AM EDT

    happy saturday man, just checking to see if i missed anyone...smiles.

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