Thursday, March 1, 2012

Friday Flash 55.....




"So, my kind die bloody you say?
And just what is My Kind....JOHNNY?"

With a special emphasis on the 'JOHNNY' as she
drove the 5 inch stilleto heel into his neck!
Poor Johnny, no woman had ever loved him.
He never had a woman's Heart...
But he ironically found his way into a woman's...Sole!


Hey...Flash Fiction ain't always pretty!
If you or anyone you know has written a Flash Fiction 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!
So from the most Pun Filled host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!
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36 comments:

  1. ScarletMarch 1, 2012 at 8:03:00 PM EST

    Yikes...not a pretty sight.

    Happy Friday ~ Have a good weekend ~

    http://a-sweetlust.blogspot.com/2012/03/asleep.html

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  2. Steve IsaakMarch 1, 2012 at 8:06:00 PM EST

    Great, sharp noir-HAR! finish read. Love this.

    Here's mine, What you are - this one was dashed out, a thematic retread, as I have an exceptionally busy publish/write week. . .

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  3. moondustwriterMarch 1, 2012 at 8:20:00 PM EST

    Love them stilettos - multi use you know :)

    Thanks G for the 55 word murder

    call me doctor bone

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  4. AnonymousMarch 1, 2012 at 9:22:00 PM EST

    that's powerful.

    here is my contribution:

    Beijing Power Management Company: U R a Gift of Gem
    by
    Trisha Miller
    http://toolongasolitude.blogspot.com/2012/03/to-beijing-power-management-company-you.html


    A full time job loaded with Government
    directly sponsored programs at Beijing,
    Data entry position is rare
    during 1990 to 1993, Internet
    is made by telephone call,
    Not busy until end of the month,
    Time spent with co-workers
    chatting, while having a sip of tea,
    Best friends, and lots of bonus,
    Life had been Heaven!!!

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  5. Myrna R.March 1, 2012 at 9:28:00 PM EST

    Sad love affair for sure.

    Haven't been here in such a long time. Glad to be back to have a little fun.

    Thanks for hosting this G-Man.

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  6. BodhiroseMarch 1, 2012 at 9:30:00 PM EST

    Poor dumb Johnny!

    Here's my much more civilized Friday Flash 55... http://bodhirose.wordpress.com/2012/03/01/love-resumed/

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  7. Brian MillerMarch 1, 2012 at 9:46:00 PM EST

    groaner....haha...great last line man...scary way to go man...

    sorry i am late...had a kid od tonight...just getting home...

    my 55 is up

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  8. JannaMarch 1, 2012 at 9:55:00 PM EST

    Ewwww!
    Ugh!

    I've always hated stilettos.
    Now I know why.

    Well, that plus the ever-present danger of tripping and falling and breaking 73% of the bones in my body.

    Thanks for another Friday 55!
    Mine's here. :)

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  9. CloudiaMarch 1, 2012 at 10:06:00 PM EST

    from your collection, mr Kinky?


    Aloha from Honolulu
    Comfort Spiral

    >< } } ( ° >

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  10. Alice AudreyMarch 1, 2012 at 10:11:00 PM EST

    LOL! Oh, that is awful.

    Nope, that isn't pretty. Rockin', but not pretty.

    Mine is up

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  11. JANUMarch 1, 2012 at 10:15:00 PM EST

    Totally Lovable...:-)
    Mine is here -
    http://janukulkarni.blogspot.in/2012/03/big-oh.html

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  12. Ann (bunnygirl)March 1, 2012 at 10:20:00 PM EST

    Well, if he thinks tying a woman up and insulting her is the way to win her affections, maybe it's for the best that poor confused Johnny be put out of his misery.

    Mine is up: Almost Famous

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  13. TALONMarch 1, 2012 at 11:15:00 PM EST

    I knew the boots were made for walking, but I had no idea the stilettos were made for killing! Super OUCH, G!

    My 55: (which is super tame in comparison - lol)Just Desserts

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  14. MargaretMarch 1, 2012 at 11:16:00 PM EST

    Don't mess with a woman wearing red stilettos. Needed to swing by and get my G-man fix... Hope to be done with my "chores" and back in blog land by next week!

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  15. limeMarch 1, 2012 at 11:19:00 PM EST

    doh!!!! i'd say that was a groaner but i suspect johnny was gurgling instead of groaning!

    i'm up here

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  16. MorningAJMarch 2, 2012 at 2:03:00 AM EST

    She really done him wrong!

    My 55 are here.

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  17. anthonynorthMarch 2, 2012 at 3:13:00 AM EST

    Great fun. He certainly got the point.
    You'll find mine here.

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  18. AnonymousMarch 2, 2012 at 5:01:00 AM EST

    what is that red thing he's pulling in his left hand? part of her leg??

    love your 55, G! here's mine:

    http://haikulovesongs.wordpress.com/2012/03/02/she-came-bearing-gifts/

    {only your prompt and one other, dear.}

    have a FABulous weekend, Galen!

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  19. LydiaMarch 2, 2012 at 6:05:00 AM EST

    I could just hear her voice the way you described her. Just great, G-Man.
    That last line is marvelous.

    Here be mine: Walt and Anna

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  20. AkelamaluMarch 2, 2012 at 6:46:00 AM EST

    LOL very clever!!

    Mine's up.

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  21. drybottomgirlMarch 2, 2012 at 7:39:00 AM EST

    Awesome retro looking poster! You have the heart of a cereal killer lurking inside of you. Coco puffs, Rice Krispies ect... Mine is up, stay warm and have a great weekend!

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  22. the walking manMarch 2, 2012 at 7:39:00 AM EST

    I have never found my into a woman's sole but certainly found my way under a couple.



    TWO weeks in a row

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  23. PratibhaMarch 2, 2012 at 7:45:00 AM EST

    Its funny if not pretty ! Poor JHONNY !! :D

    Here's my tale of Wait

    and another one from my Friend :

    Silence

    Have a great weekend !
    And stay away from soles ;)

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  24. DaydreamertooMarch 2, 2012 at 7:46:00 AM EST

    Here we are again. Comes around soooo fast!
    Here's mine:
    Snakes
    Have a great weekend Mr G ;)

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  25. MijayamiMarch 2, 2012 at 8:27:00 AM EST

    I love starting Fridays with a punny story by the G-man :)

    I played this week: Ready, Set, Go!

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  26. izzyMarch 2, 2012 at 8:54:00 AM EST

    You aint kidding it ain't pretty-
    sometimes downright Alarming !
    something must be in the air AND water-

    Thanks- HH ( How happy)- HaH -Have a Happy, How's That ???

    http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2012/03/ff-55-3312-beware.html

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  27. LindaMarch 2, 2012 at 9:17:00 AM EST

    Well I'll say that is different. Poor Johnny - what a wicked way to go.

    Here's mine at Roses to Rainbows

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  28. hedgewitchMarch 2, 2012 at 12:16:00 PM EST

    Love your wild-soled lusty woman 55, friend. Sorry not to play this week--had an old lady falling down episode and my hands are an aching mess. Be back to play next week.

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  29. A Daft Scots LassMarch 2, 2012 at 12:17:00 PM EST

    Holy Moly!

    Have a great weekend.

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  30. TeresaMarch 2, 2012 at 3:09:00 PM EST

    I love a good pun! I do not think I'd like her mad at me though. Mine is finally up.

    http://razzamadazzle.wordpress.com/2012/03/02/life-is-more-exciting-than-fiction/

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  31. Maude LynnMarch 2, 2012 at 8:56:00 PM EST

    Why didn't I see the "sole`" coming? Why?

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  32. ManicddailyMarch 2, 2012 at 11:32:00 PM EST

    Ha! She could even have thrown a dead fish in his face!

    Happy very late Friday!

    Comparative - Let them eat...


    In case link doesn't work: http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2012/03/02/flash-55-let-them-eat-what-not-a-problem-or-is-it/

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  33. DonnettaMarch 3, 2012 at 1:00:00 AM EST

    Whew. 11:59. I barely made it! D

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  34. Jannie FunsterMarch 3, 2012 at 2:45:00 AM EST

    Ah, ha, ha, ha, a woman's sole. Ouch.

    Awesomeness.

    xo

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  35. EvalinnMarch 4, 2012 at 12:25:00 PM EST

    Not everyone manages to do that! ;-)

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  36. author.nara.maloneMarch 9, 2012 at 12:36:00 PM EST

    Not pretty but the world needs more women winning those bloody battles. :)

    Mine's up

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