Thursday, February 2, 2012

Friday Flash 55.....





REVELATION 13:18...
"Let the One who has understanding, count the
number of The Beast. For it is the number of man,
and his number is Six Hundred and Sixty Six."
*
(At a Dr.'s office in Bethesda Md.)
'OK Newt, wanna hop up on the scales? The Doc will
be right in'...
(The Nurse jots down...666 Pounds!!)


I Knew IT!!! Be careful how you cast your vote Peeps!
If you or anyone you know has written a Flash Friday 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment...Then BOOK!!
So from the most Apocalyptical Host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!
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56 comments:

  1. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2012 at 8:05:00 PM EST

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  2. Steve IsaakFebruary 2, 2012 at 8:09:00 PM EST

    LOL, good post.

    Here's mine: Electrify.

    Thanks again, for hosting this. =)

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  3. DaydreamertooFebruary 2, 2012 at 8:13:00 PM EST

    Haha.... You are soooooo badddddd!
    Love it!!

    Mine's up, early for a change too!
    Mars
    You are a riot Mr G-Man!

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  4. ScarletFebruary 2, 2012 at 8:15:00 PM EST

    Yikes...he looks really bad.

    Mine is up:

    http://a-sweetlust.blogspot.com/2012/02/wine-tour.html

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  5. UnknownFebruary 2, 2012 at 8:18:00 PM EST

    Politics...it ain't for the lightweights!

    I played over HERE

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  6. AnonymousFebruary 2, 2012 at 8:22:00 PM EST

    G-Man,

    I have one linked to you,

    best wishes, love your 55, sexy and funny.

    http://toolongasolitude.blogspot.com/2012/02/flash-friday-55-american-miniaturist.html

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  7. Brian MillerFebruary 2, 2012 at 8:29:00 PM EST

    i almost threw up in my mouth at that first pic...ugh on newt or any of those vying for candidacy actually...

    and mine is up...

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  8. MargaretFebruary 2, 2012 at 8:32:00 PM EST

    ... I honestly thought you couldn't surprise me anymore, but this did shock me. I didn't know you had such a close, personal relationship with Newt.

    No Commitment

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  9. TeresaFebruary 2, 2012 at 8:44:00 PM EST

    I'm so sick of all the politicians already! I must say this post is the most fun I've had with the election so far this year. Mine is up. http://razzamadazzle.wordpress.com/2012/02/02/groundhog-day/

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  10. ChristineFebruary 2, 2012 at 8:55:00 PM EST

    So glad I live in Canada.

    Here's my 55, have a terrific weekend!

    http://aninklingofsorts.blogspot.com/2012/02/stone-dead.html

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  11. ManicddailyFebruary 2, 2012 at 9:06:00 PM EST

    Oh dear! I can't feel sorry for Newt, but your post actually makes me feel a bit sorry for him. (The devil made him do it!)

    Here's mine:

    http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2012/02/01/america-the-beautiful-is-sung-on-the-campaign-trail/

    I'm sorry, I just can't do hyperlink. I'll do better next time.

    K.

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  12. hedgewitchFebruary 2, 2012 at 9:20:00 PM EST

    I could have gone my whole life without visualizing Newt in the newd. *shudder*

    Despite your 55 being enough to give nightmares to stronger beings than I, or even rocks, mine is not inspired by any weird dreams, just a poem again this time:

    The Art of Smothering

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  13. Maude LynnFebruary 2, 2012 at 9:21:00 PM EST

    Holy hell, that first picture is scary!

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  14. moondustwriterFebruary 2, 2012 at 9:25:00 PM EST

    so that isa what the 666 meant glad you clarified
    Ha

    so Bluebell got the Yahtzee eh?

    Happy Friday Mr G and all

    Super Bowl is here

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  15. Yvonne OsborneFebruary 2, 2012 at 9:34:00 PM EST

    Oh, how disgusting! I echo Brian's reaction. Actually, Trump coming out for Mitt might actually boost the Newt's numbers. It is almost enough to make me wish I lived in Canada.

    Mine is here

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  16. DaniFebruary 2, 2012 at 9:42:00 PM EST

    boy has it been a day..
    Oh what an interesting picture and weight

    hope all of you had a nice day

    this was mine

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  17. limeFebruary 2, 2012 at 9:50:00 PM EST

    now that is great tribulation! lord have mercy!

    i'm up here

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  18. JannaFebruary 2, 2012 at 9:59:00 PM EST

    LOL!
    Very true... very true. :)

    Thanks for another Friday 55!
    Mine's here. :)

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  19. TALONFebruary 2, 2012 at 10:16:00 PM EST

    lol, G! Judging by those man-boobs he's a she-devil! ;)

    My 55: Shadow Play

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  20. Jannie FunsterFebruary 2, 2012 at 10:50:00 PM EST

    My vote is for you as funny blogger of the year!

    xox

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  21. magiceyeFebruary 2, 2012 at 11:13:00 PM EST

    :) the devil in the details!

    My take on communication at http://bit.ly/xZt34A

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  22. Ann (bunnygirl)February 2, 2012 at 11:45:00 PM EST

    It wouldn't surprise me if any politician turned out to be the antichrist.

    We were thinking along the same lines this week: Rapture

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  23. LydiaFebruary 3, 2012 at 12:23:00 AM EST

    Eeeewwwewwwww!!! Scary dude, that Newt. You did well to notify those who hadn't yet figured that out!

    Mine is up, and you have my wishes for a great weekend, G-Man!


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  24. LydiaFebruary 3, 2012 at 12:24:00 AM EST

    Sorry.......the link is Here!


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  25. JANUFebruary 3, 2012 at 1:22:00 AM EST

    Eeks...666 is a awful no.
    my 55 is here - http://janukulkarni.blogspot.in/2012/02/night-after-night.html

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  26. MorningAJFebruary 3, 2012 at 2:00:00 AM EST

    I can see I'm going to have to take more notice of US politics!

    I've done a 55 here.

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  27. anthonynorthFebruary 3, 2012 at 3:19:00 AM EST

    Now that's a real nightmare.
    You'll find mine here.

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  28. A Daft Scots LassFebruary 3, 2012 at 3:56:00 AM EST

    Eeeew FAT BASTARDS' man boobs!!

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  29. Alice AudreyFebruary 3, 2012 at 4:01:00 AM EST

    I thought that was his age. :D

    Mine is up

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  30. CadFebruary 3, 2012 at 5:11:00 AM EST

    Ada to the rescue - HERE

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  31. AkelamaluFebruary 3, 2012 at 6:41:00 AM EST

    He needs to go on a diet - look at those MOOBS!

    Mine's up.

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  32. Herb MalletteFebruary 3, 2012 at 7:56:00 AM EST

    Aw, surely you're being too hard on him. Deep down, Newt must be a lovable guy ... how else could he have had so many wives?

    I've posted mine here

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  33. LauraFebruary 3, 2012 at 7:58:00 AM EST

    LOVE it!!! Your sense of humor is wicked...your political savvy...um...savvy. Thanks for all the kind words. You are a softy (but we'll keep that a secret, shhhh)

    Here's my 55!

    http://orli-shines.blogspot.com/2012/02/vernal-pools.html

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  34. izzyFebruary 3, 2012 at 8:13:00 AM EST

    666th Beast -with roving, raving
    red eyes ???
    Serve him up on platter to the
    followers. How would he look with a big apple in his mouth ?
    Yes I did a 55 for you; I went snooping for a story line...

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  35. GABFebruary 3, 2012 at 8:41:00 AM EST

    yeah its hard to determine who is or isnt right for the job. just when you think you know the right person bam Im wrong........back to the good stuff YEP LOVE LOVE SOUTH DAKOTA!! Most of the bikers ride right through our town on their way to Sturgis (sad thing is we've never been there and Mr Gab is a Biker)But hve been to all the rest. if we were staying there I would invite you to come visit. But I honestly think we are moving to Fl yet this year should that change however you are most welcome to come and visit me any time!

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  36. BubbaFebruary 3, 2012 at 9:23:00 AM EST

    Now I wanna see Newt doing some wire fighting - LOL!

    I'm in this week! 55 Words of Wisdom

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  37. hopeFebruary 3, 2012 at 9:30:00 AM EST

    Hysterical! (I had my suspicions, you know).

    Sorry, was busy this week writing up stories about the Wounded Warrior Project participants who came by Hubby's shop. If you want your heartstrings tugged, take a peek. :)

    Have a fantastic weekend, no matter what that danged Groundhog said!

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  38. Other MaryFebruary 3, 2012 at 9:48:00 AM EST

    Hey, this is not a 55, but you gotta have a look. It's about Newt, lyrics about him, set to the Grinch song.

    http://writinginthebachs.blogspot.com/2012/01/gingrich-in-song.html

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  39. Vanessa Victoria KilmerFebruary 3, 2012 at 10:57:00 AM EST

    Ah, yes, the Head Crazy Man. I bet that scale read 666 from all the fruitcakes - oh, wait, he's one BIG fruitcake.

    I Want You

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  40. Cathy FeasterFebruary 3, 2012 at 11:12:00 AM EST

    haha...politics! One good thing about politicians-they create material for good laughs...and you use that material so well!

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  41. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2012 at 1:10:00 PM EST

    {{{excuse me while i throw up in my mouth from the top picture.....}}}

    sorry i was absent last week, G. my 55 is up now ~ hope you approve. {smile}

    have a FABulous weekend, Galen!
    d

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  42. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2012 at 1:12:00 PM EST

    (sorry-i didn't mean to repeat Brian's comment ~ maybe you could hand out Newt-sick bags?) xo

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  43. Pheromone GirlFebruary 3, 2012 at 1:18:00 PM EST

    Hi! Remember me?

    And you said I won't follow through...

    I wouldn't have it any other way

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  44. SFebruary 3, 2012 at 2:12:00 PM EST

    oh god I had to choose today to show up for a visit. My retinas are burned out now, thanks

    S

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  45. Doctor FTSEFebruary 3, 2012 at 2:43:00 PM EST

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  46. Doctor FTSEFebruary 3, 2012 at 2:46:00 PM EST

    I'll be darned if he isn't Playboy centrefold.

    See his Rivals

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  47. BodhiroseFebruary 3, 2012 at 3:09:00 PM EST

    Oh, gosh, hairy man breasts...you made Newt even more unappealing..if that's possible...

    Here's mine for today: http://bodhirose.wordpress.com/2012/02/03/good-morning/

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  48. RavenFebruary 3, 2012 at 3:28:00 PM EST

    Haha...funny...I guess I should start looking more into politics since it's an election year and all.

    Almost didn't make it today, but then this hit me. Hope you enjoy.

    http://autumnraven.wordpress.com/2012/02/03/flash-friday-55-6/

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  49. Secret Agent WomanFebruary 3, 2012 at 4:48:00 PM EST

    No worries here - you couldn't pay me to vote for Newt or any of his cronies.

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  50. AnonymousFebruary 3, 2012 at 4:49:00 PM EST

    boo...gross me out, be it in the Newd or fully clothed Newt on the tele...you're too funny. Must be all that green stuff you've been sipping! Anyhoo, mine isn't nearly as political as yours, but in does fall in the scope of games people play. Btw, I'm in writing mode, so if you visit, 55 may be buried a few post down. Cheers ~

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  51. Other MaryFebruary 3, 2012 at 5:18:00 PM EST

    Here: Woo Hoo!

    http://writinginthebachs.blogspot.com/2012/02/this-isnt-really-poem.html

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  52. Katherine KrigeFebruary 3, 2012 at 9:09:00 PM EST

    Hoo baby, I am up here in the fifties G! Nice one!!! Well, I am going to through my 55 words in the mix too, late in the game

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  53. WanderFebruary 4, 2012 at 2:49:00 AM EST

    This is my offering this week, I hope to get around to some of the others this time!!!

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  54. Other MaryFebruary 4, 2012 at 7:48:00 AM EST

    Hey G-man, sorry I'm a bit slow with this. So, here is a link to the Gingrich thing I mentioned. It's just the lyrics written out though, because I'm a crap singer!
    To the tune of The Grinch (I can't be the first one to think about how much those two names sound alike!)

    http://writinginthebachs.blogspot.com/2012/01/gingrich-in-song.html

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  55. Fowl IdeasFebruary 4, 2012 at 3:15:00 PM EST

    I was going to go eat lunch but you've pretty much ruined my appetite.

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  56. AnonymousFebruary 26, 2012 at 8:22:00 PM EST

    Woah creepy Newt.

    thegardenofstories.blogspot.com

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