Thursday, January 26, 2012

Flash Friday 55...




How could I have been so STUPID?
What a fucking idiot!!
But whenever we talked on the phone, he sounded
sooo sexy. His voice became raspy,
his breathing became heavy....
Now he'll probably NEVER speak to me again!
Why did I send him those naked pix?
*
The Moral of This Story...?
Don't confuse Asthma...With Passion!!!



If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most Asthmatic host from coast to coast
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!!!
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48 comments:

  1. ScarletJanuary 26, 2012 at 8:01:00 PM EST

    Yes G-man. I won't ~

    I am playing along:

    http://a-sweetlust.blogspot.com/2012/01/strong.html

    Have a great weekend ~

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  2. UnknownJanuary 26, 2012 at 8:05:00 PM EST

    Wheeze, gasp, cough! Very funny Mr. G. I'm playing over HERE

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  3. hedgewitchJanuary 26, 2012 at 8:11:00 PM EST

    You know, that would explain a lot...

    Okay, I'm playing, and it's just a poem this time--no politics(your last several posts have covered all the bases on that, Mr. G.)

    Mist

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  4. MargaretJanuary 26, 2012 at 8:13:00 PM EST

    What? Asthmatic men don't like nude photos?

    I have TWO tonight! I guess "55" just starts to take over the brain cells...

    Endure, The Ocean"

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  5. Brian MillerJanuary 26, 2012 at 8:18:00 PM EST

    snort...love that last line g...lol...he probably has a blog and those pics are on display...

    my sons 55 is up at my place...

    i told him i would take care of the commenting though...

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  6. TeresaJanuary 26, 2012 at 8:26:00 PM EST

    How funny! It has been a bad allergy year...

    Mine is up. http://razzamadazzle.wordpress.com/2012/01/26/moon-magic/

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  7. Jannie FunsterJanuary 26, 2012 at 8:58:00 PM EST

    Hey,Baby... Is that a frog in your throat, or are you just happy to see me.

    Love it!

    In the recording studio at this very minute.

    Gonna play next week. Oh yeah.

    Xxxooo

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  8. AnonymousJanuary 26, 2012 at 9:12:00 PM EST

    ... or dont talk to naked women while wheezing

    My story also involved a phone/ kismet

    Happy Friday G et al

    Love's Hang Up

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  9. TALONJanuary 26, 2012 at 9:22:00 PM EST

    lol! This is sound advice, G (no pun intended) :)

    My 55: Gnarly

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  10. limeJanuary 26, 2012 at 10:18:00 PM EST

    all this could have been prevented with an effective inhaler! too funny.

    i'm here

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  11. Katherine KrigeJanuary 26, 2012 at 10:50:00 PM EST

    Oh, you aren't supposed to send photos that like to people you meet on the phone? Oops

    hahaha. Good lesson G. I will try to pop by tomorrow to visit, but have one up for you here

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  12. JannaJanuary 26, 2012 at 10:57:00 PM EST

    They should probably make inhalers for passionate people, just to be on the safe side. :)

    Thanks for another Friday 55!
    Mine's here. :)

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  13. JANUJanuary 26, 2012 at 11:03:00 PM EST

    A little breathlessness associated by looking at the nude pics is natural, ain't it? Well, cyber love is dangerous!

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  14. JANUJanuary 26, 2012 at 11:15:00 PM EST

    http://janukulkarni.blogspot.com/2012/01/no-regrets.html - my 55

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  15. MijayamiJanuary 26, 2012 at 11:24:00 PM EST

    Oooh, I love a sexy voice! (But I'll be sure to check his health history before I send him any photos.)

    Mine is here.

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  16. Ann (bunnygirl)January 26, 2012 at 11:32:00 PM EST

    As an asthmatic, I can vouch for a person's ability to have both asthma and passion, although the one does tend to put a damper on the other.

    Mine this week isn't very sexy, either. Oh well: Splat!

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  17. ChristineJanuary 27, 2012 at 12:00:00 AM EST

    And this is why my teenagers do not own a phone.

    Hope people can read the sarcasm in mine.

    http://aninklingofsorts.blogspot.com/2012/01/and-winner-is.html

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  18. Alice AudreyJanuary 27, 2012 at 12:57:00 AM EST

    I tell you, those naked pix are getting around a lot more now than they did when I was a teenager.

    Rockin', G-man.

    Mine is up

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  19. MorningAJJanuary 27, 2012 at 2:02:00 AM EST

    Is this why I keep getting sent rude photos of men? ;)

    My 55 are here.

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  20. A Daft Scots LassJanuary 27, 2012 at 3:01:00 AM EST

    Even I'm taking part today. I know its been a while but you lot are quite intimidating.

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  21. Doctor FTSEJanuary 27, 2012 at 3:27:00 AM EST

    Another great FFF prompt, G-Man. Is there no end to these accursed iDevices!

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  22. anthonynorthJanuary 27, 2012 at 3:30:00 AM EST

    He, he - and made worse by her listening thru the forehead.
    You'll find mine here.

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  23. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2012 at 3:32:00 AM EST

    At last, an advantage in having asthma...
    Cool 55, Mr G-Man.

    Here's one - Awaiting Her Turn

    Jamie

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  24. JinksyJanuary 27, 2012 at 4:21:00 AM EST

    This reminded me of something...HERE

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  25. LydiaJanuary 27, 2012 at 5:16:00 AM EST

    Oops! She might be in some trouble. At least she's not some troll.....

    Sorry if you are truly asthmatic, G, and if so I hope you feel better over the weekend.

    Mine's up: Her To-do List


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  26. gautami tripathyJanuary 27, 2012 at 5:25:00 AM EST

    Ahem!!!

    Here is mine after a long time:

    the road

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  27. AkelamaluJanuary 27, 2012 at 5:38:00 AM EST

    Ooops and easy mistake to make! LOL

    Mine's up. x

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  28. DaydreamertooJanuary 27, 2012 at 8:00:00 AM EST

    Morning G-Man ..you always make me giggle. I'v heard a few heavy breathers in my time...haha !!
    Here's mine:

    Skateboarding

    Have a fab weekend.

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  29. PratibhaJanuary 27, 2012 at 8:07:00 AM EST

    hahah !! good advice ! i will keep in mind ;)

    I wrote a dedication post !

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  30. the walking manJanuary 27, 2012 at 8:35:00 AM EST

    ha ha ha ha I know that particular phone didn't send any pictures, I have a working one just like it.

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  31. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2012 at 9:15:00 AM EST

    Ha! I needed that morning laugh. I've got to get the pup out before work...shall visit more tonight and this weekend.. Happy Friday! iSiri

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  32. izzyJanuary 27, 2012 at 9:23:00 AM EST

    Wow that is not nice-nor a fun comfy place to be! Thanks.
    http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2012/01/ff55-12712-question.html

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  33. RavenJanuary 27, 2012 at 9:51:00 AM EST

    Asthma for passion?...looks like she needs to get off the phone and get back in touch with reality LOL :)

    Mines up. Hopefully I don't start a ruckus...

    http://autumnraven.wordpress.com/2012/01/27/flash-friday-55-5/

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  34. LauraJanuary 27, 2012 at 9:53:00 AM EST

    LOVE that punch line!!!

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  35. LauraJanuary 27, 2012 at 9:54:00 AM EST

    ps, I'm playing along too!
    http://orli-shines.blogspot.com/2012/01/small-stone-jan-27-2012.html

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  36. Other MaryJanuary 27, 2012 at 10:29:00 AM EST

    Heheh - asthmatics make the best long distance lovers.

    And now for something completely different:

    http://writinginthebachs.blogspot.com/2012/01/why-bread-triumphs-over-death.html

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  37. hopeJanuary 27, 2012 at 12:00:00 PM EST

    Ah, one of life's difficult lessons I suppose.

    Mine's up...Happy Friday!

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  38. Maude LynnJanuary 27, 2012 at 2:23:00 PM EST

    This is a riot, G-Man!

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  39. RDJanuary 27, 2012 at 2:39:00 PM EST

    deep-throated again...thanks G

    Peace

    <a href="http://worldcoloredglasses.wordpress.com/2012/01/27/posted/>my 55</a>

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  40. RDJanuary 27, 2012 at 2:41:00 PM EST

    <a href="http://worldcoloredglasses.wordpress.com/2012/01/27/posted/>my 55</a>

    sometimes things are weird

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  41. RDJanuary 27, 2012 at 2:44:00 PM EST

    shite!!!feel free to delete my ignorance

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  42. hedgewitchJanuary 27, 2012 at 5:34:00 PM EST

    RD: You need to close your address with a second " at the end--then it will work( right before the >)

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  43. Steve IsaakJanuary 27, 2012 at 5:55:00 PM EST

    LOL, great piece - stunning exit line.

    Here's mine, Wetlands settlements.

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  44. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2012 at 7:19:00 PM EST

    Ha! Very sage advice! (Better have an inhaler handy.)

    Here's mind: http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2012/01/27/sorry-last-post-inadvertent-is-that-mean-enough-flash-55/

    (Sorry it's got such a long title.) K.

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  45. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2012 at 7:19:00 PM EST

    Ha! Very sage advice! (Better have an inhaler handy.)

    Here's mind: http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2012/01/27/sorry-last-post-inadvertent-is-that-mean-enough-flash-55/

    (Sorry it's got such a long title.) K.

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  46. AnonymousJanuary 27, 2012 at 7:20:00 PM EST

    I meant "mine" and don't know why it posted twice. Sorry. K.

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  47. BodhiroseJanuary 27, 2012 at 11:39:00 PM EST

    Wow, that would be very embarrassing...and creepy!

    Here's my 55: http://bodhirose.wordpress.com/2012/01/27/ninja/

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  48. secret agent womanJanuary 28, 2012 at 2:56:00 PM EST

    Or maybe, don't send naked pics to someone you don't personally know!

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