Thursday, October 13, 2011

Friday Flash 55.....





"Tomare...Everyone get back, QUICKLY!!!
Leave hands at side, do not touch anything!
We wise to you and your sinister plot."

'There is no sinister plot...
How dare you detain me for no reason?'

"No reason?
A Japanese man would NEVER have a huge bulge
in pants like that. You must be hiding BOMB!!"



(Tomare...A pork filled Corn Massa treat steamed in a husk)
(Just kidding...It's Japanese for STOP!)
Shhhhh... No PC diatribes, it's SATIRE!!!
If you or anyone you know has written a Friday Flash 55
Please come tell The G-Man
I will visit, read, enjoy, comment....Then BOOK!!!
So from the most gracious host from coast to coast...
Have a Kick Ass Week-End!
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48 comments:

  1. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 8:00:00 PM EDT

    Diatribes? Sheesh. That's freaking hilarious!

    It’s great to be back in the Land of Friday 55! Brought a few words for the most Gracious Host from coast to coast…

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  2. Brian MillerOctober 13, 2011 at 8:02:00 PM EDT

    that is the last time i share a personal story for you...really it was rather embarassing to be searched in the middle of the airport...ha....

    i am up...my post....that is

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  3. UnknownOctober 13, 2011 at 8:02:00 PM EDT

    Oh goodness old flicks I see
    bombs in a thong now there's a new one

    G keep rockin those 55s

    And Ti is once more at Yahtzee position

    Escape

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  4. UnknownOctober 13, 2011 at 8:08:00 PM EDT

    Ohhh I forgot to thank you G for always being such a wonderful coast from host to host...

    I mean...

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  5. izzyOctober 13, 2011 at 8:26:00 PM EDT

    No matter how it is wrapped it is uncomfortable! thanks for hosting-
    http://izzy-conversing.blogspot.com/2011/10/ff55-for-10-1411-no-matter-cost.html

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  6. hedgewitchOctober 13, 2011 at 8:52:00 PM EDT

    Tomare--HA! You're killin me.

    I had no idea of your far reaching linguistic accomplishments hithertofore, sir. I am most impressed. So much so that I forced myself to go down into the dark, cavernous depths below Castle Hedgewitch and open up the vaults--I found only dust, empty wine bottles, spiders, and this little offering to appease the friday gods:

    Bead Work

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  7. Maude LynnOctober 13, 2011 at 8:56:00 PM EDT

    I thought he was just happy to see me!

    I'm up, G-Man!

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  8. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 9:07:00 PM EDT

    Not that I have anything relevant to add to a discussion on large packages.... but this was a good posting!

    My 55 word offer is up.

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  9. gautami tripathyOctober 13, 2011 at 9:07:00 PM EDT

    Well, he too was gonna blow up his own.....!!

    Here is mine:

    hambre

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  10. Alice AudreyOctober 13, 2011 at 9:23:00 PM EDT

    You know you're dealing with someone seriously nuts when they are willing to give up the goods like that.

    Mine is up

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  11. JannaOctober 13, 2011 at 9:30:00 PM EDT

    Yay for satire. :)
    And I laughed at the tomare/tamale joke.

    Thanks for another Friday 55!
    Mine's here. :)

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  12. limeOctober 13, 2011 at 9:32:00 PM EDT

    did you ever see that old japanese superhero show, ultraman? this made me think of that. lol. this week's 55 is just for you, my friend.

    here

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  13. SerenaOctober 13, 2011 at 9:36:00 PM EDT

    I guess that tomare bombed, huh?:)

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  14. G-ManOctober 13, 2011 at 9:37:00 PM EDT

    Yeah Sherry...
    Briefly....hehehehehe..Get it?

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  15. AnonymousOctober 13, 2011 at 9:44:00 PM EDT

    LMAO!!! I've got nothin' for that one. You left me somewhat speechless. ;-)

    I'm playing this week. Mine will go live at midnight Pacific time.

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  16. Monkey ManOctober 13, 2011 at 9:45:00 PM EDT

    You're so right....gotta be a sock. HERE is my 55 for this week.

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  17. secret agent womanOctober 13, 2011 at 9:48:00 PM EDT

    Ha ha ha at Brian.

    The underwear explosives brings new meaning to hot pants.

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  18. MorningOctober 13, 2011 at 10:34:00 PM EDT

    Amazing one,

    G-Man, I am taking a rain-check for 2 or 3 weeks, will be back when I am ready in November.

    Thanks.

    Stay Upbeat, Have Fun with your game!

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  19. MargaretOctober 13, 2011 at 10:37:00 PM EDT

    We need more of this in society. I'm tired of PC.

    And whatever happened to "ladies night" Thursdays and Friday at 5 happy hours... Now it's helping with geometry 'till 10:30 and running kids around Friday nights... Hey sounds like there might be a 55 in there somewhere. I'll have to ponder it and link tomorrow. Therums and proofs have fried my brains for tonight.

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  20. TeresaOctober 13, 2011 at 11:41:00 PM EDT

    Hilarious! I'm all in favor of forgetting PC sometimes. Mine is up.

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  21. Jannie FunsterOctober 14, 2011 at 1:10:00 AM EDT

    Dear Host With The Most On Any And All Coasts...

    no PC Diatribes here, too sleepy for that.

    So sleepy my 55 has not yet arrived.

    At least he put the potato in the front not the BACK of his tights.

    xo

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  22. Jannie FunsterOctober 14, 2011 at 1:12:00 AM EDT

    Yay, I was 21. Comment 21!!

    And I was 21 once, but don't remember any of it. Except for a wild pig roast on a beach one night.

    And Japanese men in tights.

    xo

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  23. magiceyeOctober 14, 2011 at 1:19:00 AM EDT

    lol!

    am off tiger spotting now at http://bit.ly/ruNtBK

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  24. Doctor FTSEOctober 14, 2011 at 1:58:00 AM EDT

    My 55 offering is posted, "sans culottes"

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  25. KikitOctober 14, 2011 at 2:02:00 AM EDT

    Nothing beats your humor, G-man :)

    You can visit my site now. I promise there's no bomb there. :)

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  26. JinksyOctober 14, 2011 at 2:06:00 AM EDT

    It's a dog's life for me today. HERE

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  27. CharleneOctober 14, 2011 at 2:29:00 AM EDT

    Gives new meaning to the term "blow it out your ..." as for me, mine is a coast-to-coast post (in a manner of speaking) for the host with the most and you can find it here)

    I am an old friend with a new place and a real name.

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  28. anthonynorthOctober 14, 2011 at 3:20:00 AM EDT

    Excellently funny :-)

    You'll find mine here.

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  29. UrsulaOctober 14, 2011 at 3:27:00 AM EDT

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  30. Dulçe ♥October 14, 2011 at 3:30:00 AM EDT

    ha ha-- tomare... tomorrow and-oh that bomb hidden whoo knows where.
    You always make me laugh

    Glad to be back
    OK-I'll try to come on a regular basis
    Thanks Gallen
    Have a nice weekend everyone... and I almost forgot
    MINE IS UP
    :-)

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  31. LydiaOctober 14, 2011 at 5:09:00 AM EDT

    If those are not the PC Police then I guess you are safe! This fine educational piece taught me a new word (tomare)!

    Funny comments, too. :)

    Mine is: Occupy:


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  32. AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 5:22:00 AM EDT

    Very amusing for a Friday! Great stuff!

    Here's mine for this week: http://mylittlewordz.wordpress.com/2011/10/14/protection/

    Jamie

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  33. BubbaOctober 14, 2011 at 6:56:00 AM EDT

    In case anybody missed it yesterday: Grave Presumptions 55

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  34. DaydreamertooOctober 14, 2011 at 7:37:00 AM EDT

    It's Fridayyyyyy Yipppeee
    You always make me smile!

    Here's mine:

    Superman

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  35. AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 8:19:00 AM EDT

    Hi Mr. Knowitall! I'm a newcomer here, and I'm worried that your posts are terribly funny, while mine is on the serious side. But there's always next week, right? Thanks for the thought of this very fun exercise.

    http://manicddaily.wordpress.com/2011/10/13/flash-friday-55-short-short-teacher/


    PS - I even got the name of the whole thing wrong--so much for neophytes, but did get your link, right. thanks.

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  36. LindaOctober 14, 2011 at 8:23:00 AM EDT

    Oh, that's a good one! And a good take on just how crazy some people are.

    Here's mine at Roses to Rainbows

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  37. hopeOctober 14, 2011 at 8:50:00 AM EDT

    Not a word...well, except for the fact it's fun watching t.v. anchors try to say "underwear bomb" with a straight face. :P

    Mine's up....happy weekend!

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  38. UnknownOctober 14, 2011 at 10:21:00 AM EDT

    You say "tomare" and I say "tamale"! Hee hee hee!

    I played over HERE

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  39. MorningAJOctober 14, 2011 at 11:16:00 AM EDT

    You get cheekier by the week!

    I'm in here. A bit late - but it's still Friday over here.

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  40. Ann (bunnygirl)October 14, 2011 at 1:03:00 PM EDT

    Here's mine: Golden Age

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  41. MargaretOctober 14, 2011 at 1:39:00 PM EDT

    OK... I did it and I didn't complain. I mean, who really wants to party like 21 year old's anyway?

    <a href="http://margaretbednar365.blogspot.com/2011/10/friday-flash-55-sebastian.html>Sebastian</a>

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  42. MargaretOctober 14, 2011 at 1:41:00 PM EDT

    What happened? I'll try it again... (and btw, Funster has me in stitches!

    Sebastian

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  43. AnonymousOctober 14, 2011 at 4:53:00 PM EDT

    G, you are freakin' TOOOO fun, man! I'm so offended by your satire, or is it a satre (you seemed a bit philosophical). Anyhoo, I've got a heavy load of 55 to share with ya.

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  44. DonnettaOctober 14, 2011 at 8:50:00 PM EDT

    Galen: Never tire of sa-tire. OOHH.

    Mine is up. Yes, a repeat, but it's something. Still fighting the doldrums. Any ideas? Maybe I'll get some chocolate from the store tomorrow. Anything would help!! D

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  45. ChristineOctober 14, 2011 at 10:26:00 PM EDT

    Last Again :(

    http://aninklingofsorts.blogspot.com/2011/10/off-with-their-heads.html

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  46. Katherine KrigeOctober 14, 2011 at 11:17:00 PM EDT

    What is this world coming to G? I just don't get how some peoples brains work.

    but if this is about Brian, err... I don't think I want to know anymore of that story. :~{

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  47. Bekkie SanchezOctober 15, 2011 at 3:49:00 PM EDT

    Just saw your site today. I like it and will be back when I have more time to play! Very clever! ♥

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  48. xlpharmacyDecember 12, 2011 at 12:25:00 PM EST

    G-Man, I am taking a rain-check for 2 or 3 weeks, will be back when I am ready in November.

    Thanks.

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